I Did a Horrible Stuff!!!!

static-harmony · 10.10.2006, 01:02 AM

I called my boyfriend's roomate name during sex.

golden child · 10.10.2006, 01:03 AM

are you kidding?

thats why you dont talk.

static-harmony · 10.10.2006, 01:03 AM

yeah I know.

static-harmony · 10.10.2006, 01:10 AM

God I'm not a talker usually.

static-harmony · 10.10.2006, 01:15 AM

He is gay and cuter than my boyfriend,We just stopped having sex. And We got quiet and drifted away.

static-harmony · 10.10.2006, 01:16 AM

And We slept.

static-harmony · 10.10.2006, 01:20 AM

It was the second time around.

static-harmony · 10.10.2006, 01:43 AM

What should I do? Send him some sorry gift.

static-harmony · 10.10.2006, 01:49 AM

wake up and left, and all he said was to not worry about it.

static-harmony · 10.10.2006, 02:01 AM

Yeah, we just finished talking on the phone, and he said that everything will be fine. That he trusts me enough that I won't cheat on him with his roomate. So everything is alright right now.

nicfit · 10.10.2006, 02:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Kegmama

Just give him a blowjob, that's the best way to get out of a fight.

two days ago i was playing bowling and some drunk man wanted to punch me in the face saying: "you took my ball!!".i'm glad i didn't follow your advice and settled the fight with kind words....

king_buzzo · 10.10.2006, 03:38 AM

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Originally Posted by nicfit

two days ago i was playing bowling and some drunk man wanted to punch me in the face saying: "you took my ball!!".i'm glad i didn't follow your advice and settled the fight with kind words....

thats hillarious...

you should like say that you needed to do something with him, like go to the mall and you thought of that in when you were doing it and just caaled out his name

static-harmony · 10.10.2006, 09:25 AM

no his roomate is on vacation, that is the funny thing.

king_buzzo · 10.10.2006, 10:18 AM

say you were thinking of his other roomate

gmku · 10.10.2006, 10:31 AM

North Korea has the bomb. Put this problem in context.

sonic sphere · 10.10.2006, 12:04 PM

north korea is the bomb

nicfit · 10.10.2006, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by king_buzzo

you should like say that you needed to do something with him, like go to the mall and you thought of that in when you were doing it and just caaled out his name

it took me a good 10 minutes to understand that this sentence was not adressed to me.

HaydenAsche · 10.10.2006, 12:42 PM

Start fucking your roomate. He is cuter.

Trasher02 · 10.10.2006, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Kegmama

You can talk dirty, but never use names man!
Except maybe "Oh my GOD"

More phrases that work during sex:
"Harder"
"Faster"
"More"
"Oh yeah"
"Ooohhh Baby"
"Like that"
"Don't stop"
ETC.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Kegmama again.

!@#$%! · 10.10.2006, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by gmku

North Korea has the bomb. Put this problem in context.

but of course-- when nuclear annihilation is immintent, fucking becomes all the more important.

if you were on a falling plane, what would you do?

--

now static-harmony that is too funny, i can't believe people actually do that shit.

fantasizing is a healthy part of sex life, but, ha ha, keep your mouth shut.

now soulds like you really have the hots for this guys. take my advice & RUN because if you're anything like me (i suppose most males are) temptation is going to be pretty fucking difficult to resist. of course the other option is to invite the guy for a threesome.

but no, really-- RUN!

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static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	I called my boyfriend's roomate name during sex. __________________
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static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	God I'm not a talker usually. __________________
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10.10.2006, 01:15 AM	#5
static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	He is gay and cuter than my boyfriend,We just stopped having sex. And We got quiet and drifted away. __________________
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static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	And We slept. __________________
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static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	It was the second time around. __________________
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static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	What should I do? Send him some sorry gift. __________________
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static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	wake up and left, and all he said was to not worry about it. __________________
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static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	Yeah, we just finished talking on the phone, and he said that everything will be fine. That he trusts me enough that I won't cheat on him with his roomate. So everything is alright right now. __________________
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static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	no his roomate is on vacation, that is the funny thing. __________________
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HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	Start fucking your roomate. He is cuter. __________________ rip
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