07.07.2011, 04:12 PM | #1 |
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pretty sure i'd be a great dad but an awful mother. i'd spend all my time on social websites while their cries for food and washing would go unnoticed. youse?
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07.07.2011, 04:22 PM | #2 |
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I would make a fantastic mother; breastfeeding my child until they turned 18.
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07.07.2011, 04:29 PM | #3 |
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I do my best. They seem to be pretty damn happy and know they r loved
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07.07.2011, 04:33 PM | #4 |
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Honestly. I think I might. I have 5 nephews and I pretty much helped raise them (all but 2). And I've done a pretty good job at it. If I was a single father......probably not though.
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07.07.2011, 04:39 PM | #5 |
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Oh well, I try my best. Would you be a good parent kinnikpasswordforgetter?
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07.07.2011, 04:42 PM | #6 |
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I would let chanteal death babysats my babies (assuming she's willing to breastfeed).
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07.07.2011, 04:49 PM | #7 |
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My first job as a teen was babysitting my sisters' kids for pocket money. I'm very ''good'' with ''kids''. Wink Wink.
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07.07.2011, 05:17 PM | #8 |
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No. No I don't. I think it would be hard to disguise the fact that my life had taken a completely different turn from the life I want, and being raised by a depressed person with crushed dreams might have negative effects on a child.
Plus I hate responsibility. Aaaannnd I don't really care to be around small children for more than about ten minutes. MAX. And holding babies freaks me the fuck out. I really only like children when they can speak in complete sentences. Sentences that people other than their parents can understand. The worst sound on earth is a screaming child who just wants your love and attention. And for you to attend to the fact that they have just soiled themselves. |
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07.07.2011, 05:57 PM | #9 |
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I have no desire to be a father. So... no.
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07.07.2011, 06:20 PM | #10 |
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My children would be in therapy before theyre out of nappies.
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07.07.2011, 09:43 PM | #11 |
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no.
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07.08.2011, 03:45 AM | #12 |
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i would be a perfect granddad.
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07.08.2011, 05:07 AM | #13 |
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Some seem to think it's about the time spent, others seem to think it's about being a decent provider. Seems as if it's difficult for most to find a healthy balance between the two and I think that's a scary/sad thing. Still have no interest in ever being a parent which is a direct rebellion on my end toward my own (human) nature which I think is in a transition process of sorts. I'd probably be a decent parent in the "time spent" department, but whatever. My time is limited and whatever is left of it is mine. A decline in world population can only be a step in a positive direction.
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07.08.2011, 05:42 AM | #14 |
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i would be a "natural intelligent correct" parent
and that means DON'T MAKE CHILDEREN WHEN THERE IS AN OVERPOPULATION ( + 6 billions homo sapiens) you see if you might have forgotten about natural intelligent take a look at the example of ouwls where the owls live when they know that there are not much mouses left to eat they don't put eggs for the next year because they know the next year there woun't be food for the childeren natural logic about the foodchain that is how smart owls are try that to explain to +6 billion sapiens animals who are the freak show of evolution if people stop making childeren lower the population to 2 billion then there would be no war, no poverty, no homeless people that is our basic problem on earth overpopulation |
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07.08.2011, 07:49 AM | #15 |
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Gast the nature of humanity is to bring fourth new life. Also it is wrong to deny one the love, experience, unselfishness and fulfillment children bring into your life if you r the type of parent who desires such. Mine give me reason to live everyday because when I look into their sweet faces I realize I CANNOT allow myself to self destruct. I love them more than me.
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07.08.2011, 07:50 AM | #16 |
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Nefelie you'd b a great mom. U have a huge heart.
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07.08.2011, 08:04 AM | #17 |
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Probably a decent father..
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07.08.2011, 08:08 AM | #18 |
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I would do my best.
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07.08.2011, 08:29 AM | #19 |
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I reckon my offspring would all come out like....some kind of GENIUS. they could practically take care of themselves. all they'd need were my tender, full, and oh so soft breasts to suckle on, happily slurp slurping away my lifejuice, as they grow big and strong.
let's all talk about our breastfeeding experience and post pictures for those of us who cannot read so well!!! ( . ) ( . ) |
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07.08.2011, 09:18 AM | #20 |
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