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I have an interview tomorrow for a job I want quite badly, but I have never actually had a formal interview before. As the time approaches, I'm getting a bit neurotic about the little things:

- Should I paint my fingernails? Should the fingernails match the toenails?
- Glasses or no glasses?
- I can inconspicuously conceal all of my tattoos but the ones on my wrists. Do those really matter, or should I wear long sleeves (seems absurd in the summer)?
- Gum or no gum (I thought fresh minty breath would be a plus, but I fear chewing gum looks unprofessional)?
- Do I touch up my roots? I don't have tu-tone hair, but to the critical eye, it could use some freshening up.
- Is it poor manners to bring in a coffee?

Any other tips? I have no idea what people notice in ordinary circumstances, let alone a job interview.

I want to be a hermit that writes technical manuals from a cave.

[floatingslowly]

paint a conservative color
glasses
fuck it...then again.... how terrifying are they? I'd rather not explain my voodoo.
no fucking way
yes
wait til they offer. easy on it before you go lest you jibber jabber

stupid interview questions seem to be the norm lately. ie: what's the worst joke you know? also be ready to list your "weaknesses" without sounding too weak.


sorry I type with my thumbs these days.

ps: I can get you a job in austin.

[Savage Clone]

Very few places care about tattoos anymore in my experience.
They will see them eventually, and no one is shocked by ink on skin anymore.
I will say no coffee and no nail polish and no gum chewing, though.

[Savage Clone]

I know about a million people with jobs and tattoos.
Professional type jobs, even.

[Savage Clone]

I know someone who was expressly told that gum-chewing in an interview was what cost her the job when she ran into the interviewer socially some time later.

[floatingslowly]

yeah tats are no big deal. more people here have them than don't. just don't roll up with them "on display".

muted, but well groomed will win the day. confidence rules all.

remember that you're the best person for the job and act like it.

I believe in you truncy.

[Savage Clone]

Act beige.

[floatingslowly]

also, follow up. although I already accepted a position, I was offered another by emailing the interviewer a bad joke (during the interview, I squarely informed her "I know no bad jokes").

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All good advice, even some from nik.

In regards to the tattoos - I hold the same notion that they are becoming increasingly common. And the occupational area of the job for which I'm applying does not as a rule frown upon tattoos. It's not corporate drone, indistinguishable cubicles, public service, or anything of that ilk. That being said, I can act beige if required.

Also, the nail polish thing - I didn't mean as a fashion statement, I meant as a sign of attention to detail and a desire to make a good aesthetic first impression.

I've got the confidence thing covered, because I really am perfect for this job. Besides, I do have those super powers after all.

I'll take a job in Austin. This is a rather exciting time, because I've completely uprooted myself, so I have limitless options. I may be living off of pocket lint soon, but it will be a linty ADVENTURE!

[the ikara cult]

make sure you look like one of those people that likes to say "Man i got so wasted on Saturday!", and keep mentioning your crazy and interesting lifestyle, but how since having a baby/girlfreind/insert other responsibility here youve got your life in perspective, and know when the time to have fun stops and the time to work begins. A collar slippage to reveal a tatoo at the right opportunity wont do any harm.

I tend to do well in job interviews when i do an imprersonation of someone with whom i wouldnt want to spend more than 5 minutes.

[Genteel Death]

Originally Posted by truncated

I have an interview tomorrow for a job I want quite badly, but I have never actually had a formal interview before. As the time approaches, I'm getting a bit neurotic about the little things:

- Should I paint my fingernails? Should the fingernails match the toenails?
- Glasses or no glasses?
- I can inconspicuously conceal all of my tattoos but the ones on my wrists. Do those really matter, or should I wear long sleeves (seems absurd in the summer)?
- Gum or no gum (I thought fresh minty breath would be a plus, but I fear chewing gum looks unprofessional)?
- Do I touch up my roots? I don't have tu-tone hair, but to the critical eye, it could use some freshening up.
- Is it poor manners to bring in a coffee?

Any other tips? I have no idea what people notice in ordinary circumstances, let alone a job interview.

I want to be a hermit that writes technical manuals from a cave.

1 - Yes, for as long as pastel, warm colours is what you're using. Anything that gives away what your real personality really is like is a put-off for an interviewer.
- Yes, they at least reenforce the stereotype that people who wear them don't get involved into fights, thus giving the impression that you must not have a criminal record. Nevermind, they'll find out anyway.
- Hide all tatoos, unless you're applying as an extra in a pop video. Remember: you should come across as a human with a warm but machine-like attitude towards a professional enviroment. The fun comes when you have to hide your nazi-like attitude towards potential colleagues. Tatoos give away too much symbolism to a potential employer.
- Bringing in coffee is only allowed if your interviewer offers one from the refreshments provided by the company's canteen. External brands show the interviewer that you don't really care about the company.
Good luck.

[the ikara cult]

Alternatively, shit on the floor and run away

[floatingslowly]

why did the dinosaurs go extinct????

because they couldn't take a bath!!!!!

oh ho ho ho ho ////slitwrists


....thank me later.

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I thought I was overanalyzing this and being neurotic. You are all proving me incorrect, especially you, Genteel Death, and confirming that they will indeed be dissecting my every fiber.

Fuck you all.

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Originally Posted by the ikara cult

Alternatively, shit on the floor and run away

Originally Posted by floating slowly

why did the dinosaurs go extinct????

because they couldn't take a bath!!!!!

oh ho ho ho ho ////slitwrists


....thank me later.

Both invaluable.

[Savage Clone]

Clear nail polish is generally the one recommended most in these situations.

[floatingslowly]

where do you see yourself in 5 years?
tell me about a problem you had and how you fixed it.
tell me about a problem you couldn't fix.
do you like kitties or puppies? why?
why don't you lay down on my couch???

all possible. be over prepared.

[EVOLghost]

good luck on yer interview. Remember to brush your teeth.

[Genteel Death]

Originally Posted by truncated

I thought I was overanalyzing this and being neurotic. You are all proving me incorrect, especially you, Genteel Death, and confirming that they will indeed be dissecting my every fiber.

Fuck you all.

When they ask you how you'd mop a floor, make sure you take your earrings off, or you risk losing them as well as missing the chance to be employed.

[Savage Clone]

Originally Posted by kinnikpasswordforgetter

in all surriusnass

does anyone else really worry about all the things youve said and done online coming back to bite you in the ass in the future?

.

Not really, but then again I am totally uninterested in working a square job where such things would make any difference.