the alpha-alpha male

Lamont Cranston · 03.10.2011, 10:38 AM

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floatingslowly · 03.10.2011, 10:46 AM

we, and by we, I mean, alpha-alpha super males, have alpha-alpha super-pheromones and a giant penis that is lacking in your more common "garden variety" male (I'm looking at you, glice). this provokes a need to breed, deep inside (and I do mean deep) the female brain.

we will not stop until we have all of yr weminz.

ilduclo · 03.10.2011, 11:03 AM

most of the real successful guys I know are kind of little fellows, they seem to be ladies men since they are perceived to be less scary than us large guys.

Glice · 03.10.2011, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

we, and by we, I mean, alpha-alpha super males, have alpha-alpha super-pheromones and a giant penis that is lacking in your more common "garden variety" male (I'm looking at you, glice). this provokes a need to breed, deep inside (and I do mean deep) the female brain.

we will not stop until we have all of yr weminz.

My garden has a grand oak, with deep roots and glorious plumage. Well fucking alpha.

knox · 03.10.2011, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Lamont Cranston

I've been at some parties the past few weeks and theres a guy there who is capable of immediately that night hooking up with any new girl present, in all other respects he is a bit of an ass IMO
How do these people do it? Why do girls fall for such douches?

half disgusted half jealous but mostly interested in the MO?

Glice · 03.10.2011, 11:23 AM

Girls tend not to fall for douches so much as they do the bloke who talks to them. Ok, there's a line with that, bit glaring shyly in the corner isn't going to get anyone anywhere.

Lamont Cranston · 03.10.2011, 11:33 AM

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floatingslowly · 03.10.2011, 11:42 AM

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half disgusted half jealous but mostly interested in the MO?

what's a nice girl like you doing at a clown party like this?

how about we leave these dungeon masters for their dice games and I show you my teeth?

hevusa · 03.10.2011, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Lamont Cranston

I've been at some parties the past few weeks and theres a guy there who is capable of immediately that night hooking up with any new girl present, in all other respects he is a bit of an ass IMO
How do these people do it? Why do girls fall for such douches?

Do you really want some ditz that is stupid enough to fall for douchbags? Who cares? Or is it the fact that these types of guys remind you what a pussy you are?

ink. · 03.10.2011, 12:18 PM

Exactly the kind of girl who falls for guys who aren't like you, clearly isn't your tyoe anyway so dobt stress it. Some of us a just a bit fussier and tend to not want every single guy..thays a good thing.

pbradley · 03.10.2011, 12:57 PM

The Alpha-Omega males only go for virgins.

Lamont Cranston · 03.10.2011, 01:18 PM

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floatingslowly · 03.10.2011, 01:23 PM

you know what to do.

hevusa · 03.10.2011, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Lamont Cranston

And maybe.

In that case grow a pair and talk to some birds mate! They usually don't bite (unless you are lucky).

Lamont Cranston · 03.10.2011, 01:40 PM

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Dr. Eugene Felikson · 03.10.2011, 01:44 PM

Rebels get girls wet. They are dangerous, exciting, and often elusive. Like a male peacock strutting his junk. That's why I get all the hunnies at the mall when I wear my Marilyn Manson and ICP t-shirts. Duh.

EVOLghost · 03.10.2011, 02:37 PM

YOu just need to become the alpha male. Walk up and talk about how big a douche-bag you are. Tell them about your crazy stunts on your motorcycle and how you like to cry during The Notebook.

it works everytime.

gast30 · 03.10.2011, 03:30 PM

ppff, do you still worrie about that shit, just fuck that
all those players johhny dudes, feel sorry for them

the party is more importand

floatingslowly · 03.10.2011, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Lamont Cranston

completely forgotten about once the charm was laid on by the alpha-alpha.

if you're not willing to put in effort, especially for such a silly reason as another guy trying (and maybe succeeding) to charm her, you will never get far with the females. best case scenario is you find someone nobody else is willing to talk to (either). fuck that.

I'd be happy to play life-coach, but I'm not sure after all these years that you would listen.

so, again, as others have mentioned and Chopper demands: harden the fuck up. once you find a shred of self-confidence, you'll begin to be able to forget the douchebags and not the girls.

I hope this helps.

Lamont Cranston · 03.10.2011, 04:02 PM

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03.10.2011, 10:38 AM	#1
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03.10.2011, 10:46 AM	#2
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	we, and by we, I mean, alpha-alpha super males, have alpha-alpha super-pheromones and a giant penis that is lacking in your more common "garden variety" male (I'm looking at you, glice). this provokes a need to breed, deep inside (and I do mean deep) the female brain. we will not stop until we have all of yr weminz.
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ilduclo invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,305	most of the real successful guys I know are kind of little fellows, they seem to be ladies men since they are perceived to be less scary than us large guys.
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03.10.2011, 11:33 AM	#7
Lamont Cranston 100% Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 725	deleted __________________ This is how it will all end: not with floods, earthquakes, falling comets or gigantic crabs roaming the Earth. No, doomsday will start simply out of indifference.
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03.10.2011, 12:18 PM	#10
ink. the end of the ugly Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 862	Exactly the kind of girl who falls for guys who aren't like you, clearly isn't your tyoe anyway so dobt stress it. Some of us a just a bit fussier and tend to not want every single guy..thays a good thing.
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03.10.2011, 12:57 PM	#11
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	The Alpha-Omega males only go for virgins.
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Lamont Cranston 100% Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 725	deleted __________________ This is how it will all end: not with floods, earthquakes, falling comets or gigantic crabs roaming the Earth. No, doomsday will start simply out of indifference.
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	you know what to do.
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Lamont Cranston 100% Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 725	deleted __________________ This is how it will all end: not with floods, earthquakes, falling comets or gigantic crabs roaming the Earth. No, doomsday will start simply out of indifference.
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03.10.2011, 01:44 PM	#16
Dr. Eugene Felikson invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,571	Rebels get girls wet. They are dangerous, exciting, and often elusive. Like a male peacock strutting his junk. That's why I get all the hunnies at the mall when I wear my Marilyn Manson and ICP t-shirts. Duh.
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03.10.2011, 02:37 PM	#17
EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537	YOu just need to become the alpha male. Walk up and talk about how big a douche-bag you are. Tell them about your crazy stunts on your motorcycle and how you like to cry during The Notebook. it works everytime.
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03.10.2011, 03:30 PM	#18
gast30 invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: where all the childeren are insaine Posts: 6,802	ppff, do you still worrie about that shit, just fuck that all those players johhny dudes, feel sorry for them the party is more importand
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03.10.2011, 04:02 PM	#20
Lamont Cranston 100% Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 725	deleted __________________ This is how it will all end: not with floods, earthquakes, falling comets or gigantic crabs roaming the Earth. No, doomsday will start simply out of indifference.
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