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the end of the ugly
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Grand Blanc, Michigan, USA
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...is writing fortunes for fortune cookies.
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#2 |
expwy. to yr skull
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: rain hell
Posts: 1,535
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Help, I'm trapped in a chinese fortune cookie factory!
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#3 |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: the future where it's hot and dark
Posts: 5,926
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eating more cookies will bring you closer to zen.
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#4 |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: cybatraz!
Posts: 11,537
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Don't ever expect anything, you'll be more surprised.
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#5 |
100%
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: the space between dreams and reality
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i know where you live.
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#6 |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 21,165
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free yr mind and yr ass will follow. the kingdom of heaven is within.
I think that I'll like my new job, ripping off Funkadelic lyrics. |
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#7 |
invito al cielo
Join Date: May 2009
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Vegemite tastes better than marmite.
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: the future where it's hot and dark
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of course!
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#9 |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Jun 2006
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One today is worth two tomorrows.
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#10 |
the destroyed room
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Mid-Manhattan Library
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if you can't beat 'em, join 'em
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#11 |
children of satan
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Berlin
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Da kömmer sowass ehbm nimmähr machng!
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#12 |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: SoKo
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Public apathy enables leaders to ignore voters.
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#13 |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: noo yawk
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la cocaina no es buena para su salud.
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#14 |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: In the land of the Instigator
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If she says OK, go ahead and stick that finger in her butt.
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#15 |
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Paris
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Listening to the Mars Volta will free your colon whenever you feel constipated
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#16 |
expwy. to yr skull
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: brooklyn
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bad luck and extreme misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.
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Location: Paris
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Masturbating and listening to PJ Harvey will make you cry yourself to sleep and enjoy your night
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Beware of the wildly different costs of a single shot of Buffalo Trace Bourbon when on a pub crawl.
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Location: Paris
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Laughing at gingers in the street is funny; until Adam Cooley rules the world, that is.
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Location: SoKo
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Thus, "mars volta" became a euphemism for shitting. |
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