Happy Birthday Sir Isaac Newton

demonrail666 · 01.04.2010, 03:15 PM

didn't he invent the £1 note?

Rob Instigator · 01.04.2010, 03:18 PM

Isaac Newton is the motherfucking man.

Keeping It Simple · 01.04.2010, 03:32 PM

Maybe God disguised himself as Sir Isaac Newton to explain a few things about what he created, as he felt man wasn't progressing quickly enough in the field of science for his tastes. You never know.

demonrail666 · 01.04.2010, 03:34 PM

or maybe he disguised himself as an apple

Keeping It Simple · 01.04.2010, 03:36 PM

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or maybe he disguised himself as an apple

Yeah, maybe God does things in a much subtler way.

Rob Instigator · 01.04.2010, 03:52 PM

maybe god disguised itself as newton's wig. you know, to make him look classier.

Keeping It Simple · 01.04.2010, 04:12 PM

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maybe god disguised itself as newton's wig. you know, to make him look classier.

Now that's just silly.

akprodr · 01.04.2010, 04:41 PM

he invented fig newtons, no?

EVOLghost · 01.04.2010, 04:46 PM

phoenix · 01.04.2010, 07:13 PM

Isaac Newton was a total fraud. Anyone could have had a damn apple fall on their fucking head. What a jerk.

akprodr · 01.04.2010, 07:33 PM

Yeah, but he went on to invent fig newtons and consequently we now have strawberry newtons--that is progress!

demonrail666 · 01.04.2010, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by EVOLghost

Who on earth are they?

EVOLghost · 01.04.2010, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

Who on earth are they?

I have no idea.

pbradley · 01.04.2010, 08:41 PM

Everyone knew Leibniz beat him to infinitesimal calculus but didn't want to hurt Newton's feelings.

amerikangod · 01.04.2010, 08:42 PM

Maybe God disguised himself as me so I could enter this thread and label it as pandering.

Keeping It Simple · 01.05.2010, 02:08 PM

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Everyone knew Leibniz beat him to infinitesimal calculus but didn't want to hurt Newton's feelings.

Or Newton stole his notes?

!@#$%! · 01.05.2010, 04:34 PM

wow, KIS discovered google

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