odd sex stories

atsonicpark · 11.14.2009, 06:39 AM

I've noticed that while most of the girls I've been with have looked and acted completely different, one constant is that they've all been pretty.. uh.. weird.. in the bedroom. You know, what's "weird"? What's "normal"? I guess it's kind of a hard-to-define topic, but what I mean is, I've never been with a girl who didn't either have some kind of emotional hangups or who weren't psychologically troubled in some way in regards to sex. That might be all women, especially around my age, who knows? That's not really what this thread is about...

I want to know the most bizarre sex you've ever had. My first "real" girlfriend, I didn't sleep with her, but I did finger her. Anyway, she liked to be punched in the face as hard as I could. No, not slapped. CLOSE-FISTED PUNCH, RIGHT IN THE FACE. It took her a good 3 months to convince me to do this, and I did it twice and said I'd never do it again because it made me feel so sick. She, like, begged me, and threatened to leave me if I didn't do it, she told me that she kinda wanted me to knock her teeth out. No kidding. I seriously almost puked after doing it but she was, like, really into it. I told her I wouldn't do it anymore and she cheated on me shortly after that. I guess I found that pretty weird.

I was with a girl who liked to be pissed on, which isn't too weird, I find it kinda sexy, but then she wanted to kiss afterwards and spit the piss back in my mouth, that was... different.

Sex with my ex was always really odd, which I dug. It always had some weirdness, some darkness to it or something.. something I can't quite explain. It was always this insane mindfuck more than anything. Doubt I'll meet a girl who satisfies me as much as she did, in that area.

My old friend had a girlfriend who, when they fucked, she'd tell him to "Be a rabbit." He said the only way she could get off is if she envisioned him as a gigantic bunny rabbit fucking her. Haha.

So, anyway, share! You can change names to protect the innocent if you want.

Genteel Death · 11.14.2009, 06:41 AM

why do you not just admit that you're a gay and be done with it?

atsonicpark · 11.14.2009, 06:43 AM

Cuz I'm not gay. I just like girls who look like boys. I don't want to fuck guys, though I find tons of guys hot. The actual act of fucking a guy every day is disgusting, guys are hairy and gross. Then again, I think having intercourse with girls is kinda gross. I don't really enjoy sex unless it's degrading and fucked up. Also I love things up my asshole.

I don't think that makes me gay.

Genteel Death · 11.14.2009, 06:50 AM

ok morrisey.

phoenix · 11.14.2009, 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

I want to know the most bizarre sex you've ever had.

nuh.

I like kinky and different sex but I dont think it's really, weird, I don't know. Where is the line?

ploesj · 11.14.2009, 08:17 AM

but... why share it with you and everyone else here?

verme (prevaricator) · 11.14.2009, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

oh, i'm so bizarre! and my cock, i swear, it's huge!
oh, i'm so bizarre! and my cock, i swear, it's huge!
oh, i'm so bizarre! and my cock, i swear, it's huge!
oh, i'm so bizarre! and my cock, i swear, it's huge!
oh, i'm so bizarre! and my cock, i swear, it's huge!
oh, i'm so bizarre! and my cock, i swear, it's huge!

fantastic.

EVOLghost · 11.14.2009, 10:09 AM

[quote=atsonicpark]
Anyway, she liked to be punched in the face as hard as I could. No, not slapped. CLOSE-FISTED PUNCH, RIGHT IN THE FACE. It took her a good 3 months to convince me to do this, and I did it twice and said I'd never do it again because it made me feel so sick.

I was with a girl who liked to be pissed on, which isn't too weird, I find it kinda sexy, but then she wanted to kiss afterwards and spit the piss back in my mouth, that was... different.

[quote]

dood. I don't think I can ever punch a girl in the face. wow. haha. that's fuckin' weird.

2nd pee in yer mouth? ewwwwwwwww! I had pee in my mouth before. Not exactly pleasent...

Glice · 11.14.2009, 10:13 AM

Sex is something that happens between 2 or more people. I think the worst thing is when sex becomes its own fetish character. I had a conversation with a Brazilian fella recently, and he got onto the predictable and boring thing about British people being 'repressed' about sex. Yet he was genuinely disgusted when I started talking about the consistency of my shit. The point being that both are bodily functions, and when someone else takes part in those bodily functions, that's fine, if everyone involved wants to take part, but that by no means make those bodily functions interesting.

tl;dr - ASP loves cock.

akprodr · 11.14.2009, 10:15 AM

Aw, come on, share!

I haven't gotten any in, well, seems like forever and I would like to live through you guys vicariously.

And check out this guy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Szasz

Tokolosh · 11.14.2009, 10:50 AM

Why don't you all shut your filthy pieholes for a minute and reflect on how infantile
you portray yourselves to be.

A load of wankery is what this is.

Massenvernichtungswaffen · 11.14.2009, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Tokolosh

Why don't you all shut your filthy pieholes for a minute and reflect on how infantile
you portray yourselves to be.

A load of wankery is what this is.

+25.5

verme (prevaricator) · 11.14.2009, 11:43 AM

control your rage disorder, you're overreacting a little bit, no?

tip:
genteel death = porkmarras

Genteel Death · 11.14.2009, 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ploesj

but... why share it with you and everyone else here?

Cause probably it's a lot of ''hey look at me, i am so weird!'' bullshit.

Massenvernichtungswaffen · 11.14.2009, 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by verme (prevaricator)

control your rage disorder, you're overreacting a little bit, no?

tip:
genteel death = porkmarras

what happened to Porkmarras anyhow?

Toilet & Bowels · 11.14.2009, 12:32 PM

i girl i went out with a few years ago wanted me to shit on her, but scat stuff is further than i'm prepared to go.
i don't really see what the problem is with talking about this stuff though, especially because tokolosh always used to post body stocking fetish pictures and other gross stuff like that.

!@#$%! · 11.14.2009, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

Then again, I think having intercourse with girls is kinda gross.

whaaaaaa????

only if she doesn't wash!

!@#$%! · 11.14.2009, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

So, anyway, share! You can change names to protect the innocent if you want.

i'm not down with the jerry springer style "share" thing, but i'll watch a good trainwreck

ni'k · 11.14.2009, 01:35 PM

one time the person i was with suddenly said "i can't do this anymore" and just walked out and left. crying.

lol?

Keeping It Simple · 11.14.2009, 01:42 PM

Does anybody remember the Woody Allen movie where a distressed woman tells Woody that her partner gets off defecating on her naked body? Woody was naturally shocked. There are some sickos out there, which Woody, God bless him, highlighted in his movie. Which movie of his was it, as I've forgotten?

11.14.2009, 06:39 AM	#1
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	I've noticed that while most of the girls I've been with have looked and acted completely different, one constant is that they've all been pretty.. uh.. weird.. in the bedroom. You know, what's "weird"? What's "normal"? I guess it's kind of a hard-to-define topic, but what I mean is, I've never been with a girl who didn't either have some kind of emotional hangups or who weren't psychologically troubled in some way in regards to sex. That might be all women, especially around my age, who knows? That's not really what this thread is about... I want to know the most bizarre sex you've ever had. My first "real" girlfriend, I didn't sleep with her, but I did finger her. Anyway, she liked to be punched in the face as hard as I could. No, not slapped. CLOSE-FISTED PUNCH, RIGHT IN THE FACE. It took her a good 3 months to convince me to do this, and I did it twice and said I'd never do it again because it made me feel so sick. She, like, begged me, and threatened to leave me if I didn't do it, she told me that she kinda wanted me to knock her teeth out. No kidding. I seriously almost puked after doing it but she was, like, really into it. I told her I wouldn't do it anymore and she cheated on me shortly after that. I guess I found that pretty weird. I was with a girl who liked to be pissed on, which isn't too weird, I find it kinda sexy, but then she wanted to kiss afterwards and spit the piss back in my mouth, that was... different. Sex with my ex was always really odd, which I dug. It always had some weirdness, some darkness to it or something.. something I can't quite explain. It was always this insane mindfuck more than anything. Doubt I'll meet a girl who satisfies me as much as she did, in that area. My old friend had a girlfriend who, when they fucked, she'd tell him to "Be a rabbit." He said the only way she could get off is if she envisioned him as a gigantic bunny rabbit fucking her. Haha. So, anyway, share! You can change names to protect the innocent if you want. __________________
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11.14.2009, 06:41 AM	#2
Genteel Death invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 8,744	why do you not just admit that you're a gay and be done with it?
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11.14.2009, 06:43 AM	#3
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	Cuz I'm not gay. I just like girls who look like boys. I don't want to fuck guys, though I find tons of guys hot. The actual act of fucking a guy every day is disgusting, guys are hairy and gross. Then again, I think having intercourse with girls is kinda gross. I don't really enjoy sex unless it's degrading and fucked up. Also I love things up my asshole. I don't think that makes me gay. __________________
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11.14.2009, 06:50 AM	#4
Genteel Death invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 8,744	ok morrisey.
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11.14.2009, 08:17 AM	#6
ploesj invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: antwerp. Posts: 2,901	but... why share it with you and everyone else here? __________________ blog flickr
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11.14.2009, 10:09 AM	#8
EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537	[quote=atsonicpark] Anyway, she liked to be punched in the face as hard as I could. No, not slapped. CLOSE-FISTED PUNCH, RIGHT IN THE FACE. It took her a good 3 months to convince me to do this, and I did it twice and said I'd never do it again because it made me feel so sick. I was with a girl who liked to be pissed on, which isn't too weird, I find it kinda sexy, but then she wanted to kiss afterwards and spit the piss back in my mouth, that was... different. [quote] dood. I don't think I can ever punch a girl in the face. wow. haha. that's fuckin' weird. 2nd pee in yer mouth? ewwwwwwwww! I had pee in my mouth before. Not exactly pleasent...
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11.14.2009, 10:15 AM	#10
akprodr the end of the ugly Join Date: May 2006 Location: Mt Clair Posts: 1,129	Aw, come on, share! I haven't gotten any in, well, seems like forever and I would like to live through you guys vicariously. And check out this guy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Szasz __________________ Odi profanum vulgus et arceo
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11.14.2009, 10:50 AM	#11
Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	Why don't you all shut your filthy pieholes for a minute and reflect on how infantile you portray yourselves to be. A load of wankery is what this is. __________________ Anything you can /imagine is real
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11.14.2009, 11:43 AM	#13
verme (prevaricator) 100% Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 751	control your rage disorder, you're overreacting a little bit, no? tip: genteel death = porkmarras
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11.14.2009, 12:32 PM	#16
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,273	i girl i went out with a few years ago wanted me to shit on her, but scat stuff is further than i'm prepared to go. i don't really see what the problem is with talking about this stuff though, especially because tokolosh always used to post body stocking fetish pictures and other gross stuff like that.
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11.14.2009, 01:35 PM	#19
ni'k invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,360	one time the person i was with suddenly said "i can't do this anymore" and just walked out and left. crying. lol?
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11.14.2009, 01:42 PM	#20
Keeping It Simple invito al cielo Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3,721	Does anybody remember the Woody Allen movie where a distressed woman tells Woody that her partner gets off defecating on her naked body? Woody was naturally shocked. There are some sickos out there, which Woody, God bless him, highlighted in his movie. Which movie of his was it, as I've forgotten?
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