if all animals had the same level of strength, which species would win in a war?

demonrail666 · 08.30.2009, 02:32 PM

out of interest

08.30.2009, 02:35 PM

Pigs. I am not even joking.

demonrail666 · 08.30.2009, 02:37 PM

its gonna have to be something quick and seriously fucked up personality wise. cats?

godsfavoritedog · 08.30.2009, 02:37 PM

Dolphins

demonrail666 · 08.30.2009, 02:38 PM

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Dolphins

they'd rule the seas maybe, but they'd be rubbish in a land war.

godsfavoritedog · 08.30.2009, 02:39 PM

Good point.

godsfavoritedog · 08.30.2009, 02:41 PM

Wolverines? Those bastards are nasty.

EVOLghost · 08.30.2009, 02:42 PM

Crows....easy.

demonrail666 · 08.30.2009, 02:44 PM

crows is a good one actually

08.30.2009, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

crows is a good one actually

Crows are much more peaceful birds that it might seem.

demonrail666 · 08.30.2009, 02:46 PM

it might be better just to do it in terms of land animals

automatic bzooty · 08.30.2009, 02:48 PM

marmosets obviously.

sonicpixie · 08.30.2009, 02:48 PM

weasely weasels

Anngella · 08.30.2009, 02:49 PM

Hyenas or cats.

demonrail666 · 08.30.2009, 02:50 PM

Anngella · 08.30.2009, 02:51 PM

Actually, if "winning" just means surviving, then waterbears would win.

demonrail666 · 08.30.2009, 02:52 PM

why would a waterbear win out over say an alligator?

08.30.2009, 02:55 PM

Rats is a good one. Cats is an easy option because they are more prone to show how aggressive they can be, even though deep down they aren't the smartest of animals. Pigs and rats are quite systematic, kind of rational sort of creatures, and only attack if necessary. I thought about foxes too, but they don't do very well in broad daylight.

demonrail666 · 08.30.2009, 02:56 PM

we're forgeting the human of course.

sonicpixie · 08.30.2009, 02:59 PM

oh yeah.. and we've already won so no question really. what about between insects? i think that would have to be centipedes theyz nasty bastards

08.30.2009, 02:32 PM	#1
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	out of interest
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08.30.2009, 02:35 PM	#2
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	Pigs. I am not even joking.
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demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	its gonna have to be something quick and seriously fucked up personality wise. cats?
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08.30.2009, 02:37 PM	#4
godsfavoritedog bad moon rising Join Date: May 2009 Location: Vermont Posts: 222	Dolphins __________________ "don't worry about that," says the angel, "soon she'll be stinking in bed with a brainless dick."
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08.30.2009, 02:39 PM	#6
godsfavoritedog bad moon rising Join Date: May 2009 Location: Vermont Posts: 222	Good point. __________________ "don't worry about that," says the angel, "soon she'll be stinking in bed with a brainless dick."
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08.30.2009, 02:41 PM	#7
godsfavoritedog bad moon rising Join Date: May 2009 Location: Vermont Posts: 222	Wolverines? Those bastards are nasty. __________________ "don't worry about that," says the angel, "soon she'll be stinking in bed with a brainless dick."
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EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537	Crows....easy.
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demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	crows is a good one actually
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demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	it might be better just to do it in terms of land animals
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automatic bzooty invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,859	marmosets obviously.
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sonicpixie bad moon rising Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: England Posts: 196	weasely weasels __________________ http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3158/...8745c7.jpg?v=0
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Anngella expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Vagina Posts: 1,900	Hyenas or cats. __________________ FLICKR http://slouchingsunflowers.tumblr.com/
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demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	rats
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Anngella expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Vagina Posts: 1,900	Actually, if "winning" just means surviving, then waterbears would win. __________________ FLICKR http://slouchingsunflowers.tumblr.com/
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demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	why would a waterbear win out over say an alligator?
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08.30.2009, 02:55 PM	#18
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	Rats is a good one. Cats is an easy option because they are more prone to show how aggressive they can be, even though deep down they aren't the smartest of animals. Pigs and rats are quite systematic, kind of rational sort of creatures, and only attack if necessary. I thought about foxes too, but they don't do very well in broad daylight.
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demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	we're forgeting the human of course.
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08.30.2009, 02:59 PM	#20
sonicpixie bad moon rising Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: England Posts: 196	oh yeah.. and we've already won so no question really. what about between insects? i think that would have to be centipedes theyz nasty bastards __________________ http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3158/...8745c7.jpg?v=0
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