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Old 08.25.2009, 09:15 PM   #1
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Of course I know what I think...
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Old 08.25.2009, 09:23 PM   #2
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I've known a few in my time.
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Old 08.25.2009, 09:50 PM   #3
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oh, you've done it now.
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Old 08.25.2009, 11:07 PM   #4
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oh, you've done it now.

Yes, but I did it then too. That's the whole fucking point.
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Old 08.25.2009, 11:14 PM   #5
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i do it every day.
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Old 08.25.2009, 11:21 PM   #6
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I love them whores, they never judge you.
I mean, what can you say when yr a whore?
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Old 08.26.2009, 08:06 PM   #7
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I love them whores, they never judge you.
I mean, what can you say when yr a whore?

"Join the club."
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Old 08.26.2009, 08:07 PM   #8
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still, that's not a very judgmental thing to say. it's fairly accepting, in fact.
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Old 08.26.2009, 08:13 PM   #9
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i'm going to be clever soon. i spent a lot this night. so this is sort of a place holder, like a discus thrown with the understanding that someday it will come back and lay out upon a desk of flopping goldfish*

*=also some tank cleaners
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Old 08.26.2009, 08:17 PM   #10
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do you mean little sucker fish or do you have a professional team come in?

I'm voting for professional team. with proton packs. like ghostbusters.
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Old 08.26.2009, 08:21 PM   #11
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are you fucking with my goldfish*

* = and their tank cleaners
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Old 08.26.2009, 08:26 PM   #12
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depends. do they have sexy flippers? would they be adverse to wearing fishnets?
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Old 08.26.2009, 08:27 PM   #13
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find a tailor for my goldfish and we are in business, sir.
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Old 08.26.2009, 08:30 PM   #14
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they aren't the bulge-eyed kind, are they? that's a deal breaker. it's a sure sign of faulty thyroid. gotta have that thyroid in goooood condition.
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Old 08.26.2009, 08:33 PM   #15
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you see my fucking eyepatch? you think i'd push goldfish with fuckt thyroids with one fucking eye? what the fuck. you know, let's hose the whole thing. i'm jamey sheridan, you think i need to be dealing with this shit. fuck. i should be glazing babes faces with sherishiraz, not defending my goldfishies' glands. You know what, fuck all this. Fuck gold fish and fuck the fuck. I'm going in with something new.
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Old 08.26.2009, 08:45 PM   #16
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word on the street is, you have some excess goldfish that yr wanting to unload. I'll only give you a quarter each, because the other word is that they have bulging eyes and hemorrhoids. it's fish-mills like yrs that brought the world to it's scabby knees with fishaids. so, deal? quarter each.
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Old 08.26.2009, 08:51 PM   #17
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done. and go fuck yourself with a shark fin.
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Old 08.26.2009, 08:55 PM   #18
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have you ever had The Pleasure of Shark Fin?

the screams stop when you grow callous.

man, you should hear those sharks scream.
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Old 08.26.2009, 09:51 PM   #19
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how the fuck do you think i got an eyepatch? guppy fishing?
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