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the end of the ugly
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Grand Blanc, Michigan, USA
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invito al cielo
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they're disgusting. and it's a sign that you work at dairy queen.
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expwy. to yr skull
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Fuck, what is it about dairy queen? It's true, they're always the sleaziest, nastiest joints in town. It'll be layed out next to all kinds of fast food along a street, but it's the only one with scungy walls and their teenage employees smoking and giving eachother kickeys right there at a side door facing the parking lot. No matter what town.
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All this DQ hate, but tell me....what other place can you readily find an ice cream cone dipped in butterscotch?
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And where else can you go to get a hickey from a teenage girl on the side of a highway?
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Butterscotch dipped cones are harder to find than those...or so I'm told.
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expwy. to yr skull
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dairy queen is so good f'd up tho! the icecream, not the food.
i like the pain associated w/hickeys. but only get em where they cant be seen when dressed.
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Hickeys are kinda sexy, but only as long as I can cover them up. I kind of like the fact that I have a secret and it's on my neck. Hickeys you can see are gross.
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children of satan
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ugh i hate them. i once had a hickey on the end of my dick. it was purple for almost a week. we were both really drunk, and it was dark, so thats probably why i didnt find it until the next morning. i then coined the term "dickey."
when i told my friends the next day, they said i should have told her "easy killer, its not a milkshake." |
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That was the DQ in my old town, to a T. Nasty place for creepy teens and lecherous old men. The upscale DQ in my new town is like a spotless wonderland of rainbows and is constantly filled with polite staff, frolicking families and giggling softball teams, with not a hickey in sight. It puts a smile on my face as I'm stuffing it. |
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I love getting them but I don't love when my boyfriend's mom sees them and asks "what did you do to that poor girl?"
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...huh. Hickeys are alright. I like to be bitten and sucked on. I don't care where. If a hickey is produced, it goes away in like a day so who cares. |
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hate them on me. don't really like them anywhere visible on boyshape.
sometimes I try to get him in non visible places when he's ben bad... but he doesn't like them either so it's often a wrestle.
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Not a big fan, maybe I smoke too much but they're too much work haha!
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I like them but my parents totally looked down upon me when I had one haha.
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i've been hickey raped.
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What's a hickey? Is it some sort of gross disease? If so, tell me more.
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when someone sucks your skin to the point of breaking blood vessels causing a bruise, you get a hickey.
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Alternately, it's a key to some redneck's shack (which probably doesn't need a key since it's falling apart so badly)... A hick key.
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