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Old 07.07.2009, 09:11 PM   #1
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Q: What were Michael Jackson's last words?

A: Take me to the Children's Hospital.
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Old 07.07.2009, 09:17 PM   #2
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I heard Michael Jackson went into cardiac arrest. I guess his heart just couldn't beat it.
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Old 07.07.2009, 09:17 PM   #3
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I heard Michael's dying wish was to be an organ donor to a little kid, so he'd be inside a child forever.
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Old 07.07.2009, 09:18 PM   #4
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How did Michael Jackson die?

old food-related asphixyiation, he choked on a 9-year old weiner
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Old 07.07.2009, 09:18 PM   #5
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will michael come to heaven or hell?

its not heaven, but he will recognize it as a nicer place
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Old 07.07.2009, 09:19 PM   #6
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Michael Jackson has so much plastic in his face he wanted to be creamated into a lego so kids could play with him for a change.
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Old 07.07.2009, 09:24 PM   #7
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how do you know it's bedtime in michael jackson's home?

when the big hand touches the little hand
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Old 07.07.2009, 09:25 PM   #8
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How many MJs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, he's dead.
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Old 07.07.2009, 09:27 PM   #9
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What's the difference between MJ and garbage? Garbage is eventually buried.
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Old 07.07.2009, 09:27 PM   #10
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MJ didn't die of cardiac arrest, he died from food poisoning. He ate 12 year old nuts.
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Old 07.07.2009, 09:28 PM   #11
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Okay, I'm done for now.
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Old 07.07.2009, 09:29 PM   #12
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MJ didn't die of cardiac arrest, he died from food poisoning. He ate 12 year old nuts.

yeah. thats a good one
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Old 07.07.2009, 09:30 PM   #13
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Old 07.07.2009, 10:25 PM   #14
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what do wal mart and michael jackson have in common?

they both have little boys pants half off

(for the record i think he was 100% innocent of the allegations against him but it's fun to laugh)
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Old 07.07.2009, 10:29 PM   #15
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When Farrah Fawcett got to heaven, God said he would grant her one wish.

She told God "I hope that all the children in the world will be safe"

A few hours later Michael Jackson died.
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Old 07.07.2009, 10:30 PM   #16
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Whats the difference between michael jackson and shopping bags?


Nothing. They're both white, plastic and dangerous to small children.
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Old 07.07.2009, 10:31 PM   #17
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you guys are mean!
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Old 07.07.2009, 10:48 PM   #18
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Yes, yes we are. All wicked, wicked, people.

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Old 07.08.2009, 12:35 AM   #19
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not everyone will get this but ...

Why was MJ a West Ham fan?

Because he was forever blowing bubbles.
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Old 07.08.2009, 12:37 AM   #20
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