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Old 04.25.2009, 11:13 AM   #1
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This morning, my girlfriend and I, wake up side-by-side.

"Wanna wake and bake?" she asks.
"Sure," I respond.
"Alright, well get the gas mask."
"It's in the car."
"Oh well, nevermind...we'll just smoke out of something else," she sympathizes.
"No, it's alright. I already have shorts on."

So I head out to my car, and open the backdoor.

No gas mask bong.

What's worse yet, is that I accidentally left my mp3 player in the car, as well. This is also missing.


Fucking savages. Where's a time machine when you need one?
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Old 04.25.2009, 11:19 AM   #2
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This is your brain. (Possessions safely in hand.)

This is your brain on drugs. (Dude, where's my bong?)

'Nuff said.
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Old 04.25.2009, 11:21 AM   #3
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Will you beat the living fuck out of whoever did it if you find the culprit?
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Old 04.25.2009, 11:22 AM   #4
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I most certainly will. I'll even steal their profile song too.
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Old 04.25.2009, 11:25 AM   #5
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Old 04.25.2009, 11:34 AM   #6
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Fucking druggie punk hippie kids. You deserve much worse than a stolen pipe and mp3 player. And after all, what did you think was going to happen if you left your car unlocked. It was like, "Hey, dudes, free stuff in my car! Come and get it over night!" You think they were just going to go like, "Oh, dude, this is wrong. We're ripping off one of our fellow druggies."
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Old 04.25.2009, 11:45 AM   #7
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Go jerk off to another James Bond flick.

My front doors don't lock.
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Old 04.25.2009, 11:47 AM   #8
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Then don't leave stuff in the car! Oh, the mind of the druggie!
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Old 04.25.2009, 11:49 AM   #9
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As if you've never accidentally left anything in your car before.
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Old 04.25.2009, 12:01 PM   #10
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I haven't. Nothing that I considered valuable.

But I'm basically just giving you a hard time. If you're going to post the stereotypical "pothead lost something because he forgot" thread, then you'd better be prepared for some backlash.
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Old 04.25.2009, 12:10 PM   #11
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Chill out, grandpa.
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Ha ha. Come here and let my foot chill out up your sorry ass, sonny.
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Old 04.25.2009, 12:18 PM   #13
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I'm surprised you didn't tell me to go and cut you a switch.

WHATEVER THAT MEANS
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Old 04.25.2009, 12:43 PM   #14
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For the record:

I've been stoned plenty of times, and have always remembered to retrieve all valuables out of my car. This instance is not to be blamed on marijuana, but on the thieves, and my own carelessness at the time.

Also, I've hung out with some pretty scummy, car hopping, fucks before. You'd be surprised what kind of valuables many assumingly sober individuals leave in their cars.
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Old 04.25.2009, 12:54 PM   #15
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Old 04.25.2009, 12:56 PM   #16
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Cars have windows that are easily broken. Sometimes, it's best to just leave your car unlocked, so you don't have things stolen, and a window or two to replace.
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Old 04.25.2009, 01:31 PM   #17
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WHATEVER THAT MEANS

This.
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Old 04.25.2009, 01:36 PM   #18
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I was kidding, I know what it means from Richard Pryor's routine on the matter. But thanks anyway.
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Old 04.25.2009, 03:57 PM   #19
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Although, I don't do drugs or anything. It does suck to have things stolen from you. Especially stuff that is damn-near impossible to retrieve again.
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Where's a time machine when you need one?
I've got one.

I used it to travel back in time and jack yr shit shortly after yr "Fuck. I can't believe I left that shit in my car and nothing happened" thread.

wow this thing is smelly, don't you ever clean it? fucking druggie punk hippie kids.
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