I Just Read a Testimonial for an Infomercial

flophousefloozie · 01.09.2009, 06:00 PM

Feelin like a dork, although it was funny.

It wasn't even in my own words, and I had to be so damn passionate about it.

Well, let me tell you, I poured my little heart out into it.

I mean it when I say Real Estate Mentorship saved my life!

acousticrock87 · 01.09.2009, 06:13 PM

Nice!

Did you really mean what you said?

flophousefloozie · 01.09.2009, 06:27 PM

Well, no. But I made some money, and get to look like a fool on national television!

pbradley · 01.09.2009, 06:34 PM

How much $$$?

Sonic Youth 37 · 01.09.2009, 07:25 PM

flophousefloozie · 01.10.2009, 12:32 PM

^ What is that? I don't get it.

Sonic Youth 37 · 01.10.2009, 12:33 PM

Oh, it's the scene from Jerry Macguire where Cuba Gooding said "Show me the money"

!@#$%! · 01.10.2009, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by flophousefloozie

Well, no. But I made some money, and get to look like a fool on national television!

AWESOME

but so, you mean, those people on infomercials are faking it??

RdTv · 01.10.2009, 01:16 PM

Better call these guys:

EVOLghost · 01.10.2009, 01:22 PM

lol post the vid up

barnaclelapse · 01.10.2009, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

AWESOME

but so, you mean, those people on infomercials are faking it??

Say it ain't so!

flophousefloozie · 01.10.2009, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Sonic Youth 37

Oh, it's the scene from Jerry Macguire where Cuba Gooding said "Show me the money"

Ohh right. The money. Well, I didn't make too much, I'll say that.

It was more for my passion of real estate mentorship. Money isn't important.

I kid.

I saw the chosen take, and wow is it funny. I had to dress up really "business-like", and the whole time I was making my heart-felt statement, I looked like I was being constanly punched in the back of the head!

flophousefloozie · 01.10.2009, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

AWESOME

but so, you mean, those people on infomercials are faking it??

Not all of them! Don't worry, I'm sure that obnoxiously loud Oxy-Clean man is totaly legitimate. HOW COULD HE NOT BE?

DeadDiscoDildo · 01.10.2009, 03:36 PM

^^I fucking hate/love that guy haha. depends how stoned I am I guess?

█████████ · 01.10.2009, 03:52 PM

whore!

ZEROpumpkins · 01.10.2009, 07:10 PM

flophousefloozie · 01.10.2009, 07:46 PM

Ahhhhhhhhhhh!

OXY-CLEAN REALLY WORKS

ZEROpumpkins · 01.10.2009, 07:54 PM

And don't forget about Vince, from ShamWow!

flophousefloozie · 01.11.2009, 12:30 PM

Yes, of course! He looks a tad like a lizard, doesn`t heÉ

Green Magnesium · 01.11.2009, 10:06 PM

He looks like a Muppet lizard!

01.09.2009, 06:00 PM	#1
flophousefloozie expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Cowtown, Canada Posts: 1,694	Feelin like a dork, although it was funny. It wasn't even in my own words, and I had to be so damn passionate about it. Well, let me tell you, I poured my little heart out into it. I mean it when I say Real Estate Mentorship saved my life!
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acousticrock87 invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 5,515	Nice! Did you really mean what you said?
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flophousefloozie expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Cowtown, Canada Posts: 1,694	Well, no. But I made some money, and get to look like a fool on national television!
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pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	How much $$$?
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Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	__________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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flophousefloozie expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Cowtown, Canada Posts: 1,694	^ What is that? I don't get it.
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Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	Oh, it's the scene from Jerry Macguire where Cuba Gooding said "Show me the money" __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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flophousefloozie expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Cowtown, Canada Posts: 1,694	Yes, of course! He looks a tad like a lizard, doesn`t heÉ
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