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This is why I frown upon organized religion.
church n.: A large group of people having bad ideas that come together to form a majority of sorts, with the intention of spoiling everyone else's lives.
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God wants us to overpopulate the Earth and then die of starvation en masse.
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I think if God cannot be bothered to turn up to court, his appeal should be thrown out...
++ you cannot act on behalf of someone without their written consent, no?
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I want to meet this God they're talkin' about.
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i think i found a soolution. since they say that homos cant marry because the will not multiply the eart, have every gay man donate 2ml of sperm to a sperm bank. that will not only help them multiply but it would provide thenlesbians with what to use for artificial semination (sp?)
its almost too easy
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everyone else is gay? ![]() i'm last of the Mohicans?
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TL;DR.
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Not really, but for better or for worse, I see a day coming where not being at least bi-curious is frowned upon...
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I'm a Christian who hates organized religion, so you can imagine the fun I generally have on weekends.
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My biggest pet peeve with religion or theology in general is the idea of people speaking for God (either as prophets, through texts, as witnesses, etc). What arrogance.
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