[terriblecanyons]

So, I'm bored and I'm making one of those survey things that kegmama usually makes cept I'm not her and she's not making it.
That was random.
Anyway, I'm going to think of the most awkward questions I possibly can and you guys should answer them.

What kind of shampoo do you use?

What do you sleep in?

How many trips do you make to the bathroom a day?

What was the last thing you put into your mouth?

Would you say your feet are well-manicured?

What is your biggest guilty pleasure?

What celebrity do you find attractive that your friends might shun you for?

How many windows do you have in your house?

What is the most you've ever paid for clothing?

What is the most you've ever paid for food? (NOT groceries)

Do you still play with and/or use childhood toys?

What is the strangest thing you've ever done in a dark alley?

Would you say you are "normal"?

What is the strangest object you have in your bedroom?

Does any specific ethnicity piss you off?

Would you say you're a nationalist?

I think that about sums it up.

[terriblecanyons]

What kind of shampoo do you use?
Redken. It makes my hair all special-like.

What do you sleep in?
Clothes. A shirt and shorts, usually.

How many trips do you make to the bathroom a day?
Probably like, 5?

What was the last thing you put into your mouth?
My finger. No, I'm not bulimic. I had something stuck in my teeth.

Would you say your feet are well-manicured?
Yeah.. I would. Nasty feet are nasty.

What is your biggest guilty pleasure?
Really unhealthy food. Chick-flicks.

What celebrity do you find attractive that your friends might shun you for?
Uhhhhmmmm... I dunno.

How many windows do you have in your house?
Four. WTF?

What is the most you've ever paid for clothing?
80 bucks for jeans.

What is the most you've ever paid for food? (NOT groceries)
Like 75 bucks. Yeah... I know.

Do you still play with and/or use childhood toys?
Gameboys FTW

What is the strangest thing you've ever done in a dark alley?
Ate a bag of candy.

Would you say you are "normal"?
Oh yes. I'm oh so normal.

What is the strangest object you have in your bedroom?
A rooster. Yup.

Does any specific ethnicity piss you off?
I HATE WHITE PEOPLE UGGGGHHHH THEY'RE SO WHITE. GAWD. That was partially sarcastic. White people really do annoy me thoug even though I'm white.

Would you say you're a nationalist?
Fuck no.

It feels kind of strange to answer my own questions.

[EMMAh]

What kind of shampoo do you use?
Fructise or something like it.

What do you sleep in?
Pajama pants and big t-shirts, a sweater too if it's cold.

How many trips do you make to the bathroom a day?
Sometimes three, sometimes more or less.

What was the last thing you put into your mouth?
Egg and toast

Would you say your feet are well-manicured?
No

What is your biggest guilty pleasure?
Internet message boards

What celebrity do you find attractive that your friends might shun you for?
Jack Nicholson

How many windows do you have in your house?
11

What is the most you've ever paid for clothing?
Not really sure, it was less than $200 though.

What is the most you've ever paid for food? (NOT groceries)
$20?

Do you still play with and/or use childhood toys?
Jokingly, yes.

What is the strangest thing you've ever done in a dark alley?
I don't really spend much time in dark alleys, but I guess I'll answer smoking a joint. That's that a strange thing to do in an alley though.

Would you say you are "normal"?
Nope

What is the strangest object you have in your bedroom?
Pieces of deformed glass?

Does any specific ethnicity piss you off?
No, only specific people piss me off.

Would you say you're a nationalist?
No

[schizophrenicroom]

What kind of shampoo do you use?
aussie brand

What do you sleep in?
track shorts, tshirt, or sometimes just my sparkly leggings.

How many trips do you make to the bathroom a day?
like.. 5?

What was the last thing you put into your mouth?
my finger to bite my nail

Would you say your feet are well-manicured?
they're ok, my pedicure from august is still holding up

What is your biggest guilty pleasure?
e news

What celebrity do you find attractive that your friends might shun you for?
clive owen. no one understands the hotness.

How many windows do you have in your house?
i think four?

What is the most you've ever paid for clothing?

i paid fifty bucks for a really pretty, well made dress in monterey, california.

What is the most you've ever paid for food? (NOT groceries)
29.95 for some awesome crab cakes

Do you still play with and/or use childhood toys?
i need a new lego set.

What is the strangest thing you've ever done in a dark alley?
nothing, sadly.

Would you say you are "normal"?
no

What is the strangest object you have in your bedroom?
an empty beer bottle given to my mom at a concert we went to. of course, it was full when given to her.

Does any specific ethnicity piss you off?
they're not really an ethnicity, but rednecks.

Would you say you're a nationalist?

no

[girlgun]

What kind of shampoo do you use?
l'oreal intense repair.

What do you sleep in?
usually just panties

How many trips do you make to the bathroom a day?
i don't know?!

What was the last thing you put into your mouth?
a pringle-light.

Would you say your feet are well-manicured?
very. in fact i had a pedicure yesterday.

What is your biggest guilty pleasure?
smoking...

What celebrity do you find attractive that your friends might shun you for?
i don't get shunned....

How many windows do you have in your house?
12, but the majority of them are really large windows.

What is the most you've ever paid for clothing?
i have no idea. i spent about 1000 on a leather jacket once?

What is the most you've ever paid for food? (NOT groceries)
i have no idea? i've bought people dinner at restaurants before? the priciest thing i've ever bought and consumed myself was filet mignon from the french restaurant up the street.

Do you still play with and/or use childhood toys?
no.

What is the strangest thing you've ever done in a dark alley?
pissed?

Would you say you are "normal"?
i would. others probably would not.

What is the strangest object you have in your bedroom?
my cat.

Does any specific ethnicity piss you off?
people piss me off.

Would you say you're a nationalist?
i'm an okie-ist.

[ni'k]

What kind of shampoo do you use? TESCO VALUE LUMINOUS TURQUOISE SHIT

What do you sleep in? SWEAT AND REGRET

How many trips do you make to the bathroom a day? 2-3

What was the last thing you put into your mouth? CRIPS

Would you say your feet are well-manicured? WELCOME TO BUNION COUNTRY

What is your biggest guilty pleasure? LIFE

What celebrity do you find attractive that your friends might shun you for? NONE

How many windows do you have in your house? 11

What is the most you've ever paid for clothing? I DUNNO MAYBE £65?

What is the most you've ever paid for food? (NOT groceries) DUNNO

Do you still play with and/or use childhood toys? NO

What is the strangest thing you've ever done in a dark alley?

Would you say you are "normal"? NO

What is the strangest object you have in your bedroom? THEREMIN

Does any specific ethnicity piss you off? NO

Would you say you're a nationalist? FUCK NO

I think that about sums it up.

[Everyneurotic]

What kind of shampoo do you use?
fructis.

What do you sleep in?
some shirt and my spongebob pijama pants (when it's cold).

How many trips do you make to the bathroom a day?
around 5 or 6, sometimes less sometimes more.

What was the last thing you put into your mouth?
a glass.

Would you say your feet are well-manicured?
no.

What is your biggest guilty pleasure?
i don't have one, my pleasures are all guilt-free.

What celebrity do you find attractive that your friends might shun you for?
michelle branch, probably.

How many windows do you have in your house?
a lot.

What is the most you've ever paid for clothing?
like the equivalent of $150 for a suit or something.

What is the most you've ever paid for food? (NOT groceries)
i never pay for food.

Do you still play with and/or use childhood toys?
yes.

What is the strangest thing you've ever done in a dark alley?
probably pee, i don't go on dark alleys.

Would you say you are "normal"?
no.

What is the strangest object you have in your bedroom?
a guitar neck i bought.

Does any specific ethnicity piss you off?
nope, i hate them all equally.

Would you say you're a nationalist?
no.

I think that about sums it up.
yeah, i guess.

[SuperCreep]

What kind of shampoo do you use?
Uh, Pert and some sort of special conditioner that's good for my Jewfro.

What do you sleep in?
Depends on the season. Right now, just a shirt and boxer-briefs.

How many trips do you make to the bathroom a day?
Iunno. Five?

What was the last thing you put into your mouth?
Chewy bar.

Would you say your feet are well-manicured?
Yes.

What is your biggest guilty pleasure?
I don't feel guilty about something I take pleasure in.

What celebrity do you find attractive that your friends might shun you for?
Wata. A lot of my friends aren't into Asian women.

How many windows do you have in your house?
Uh, oh man. *counts* Sixteen.

What is the most you've ever paid for clothing?
I don't remember.

What is the most you've ever paid for food? (NOT groceries)
^

Do you still play with and/or use childhood toys?
Fuck yeah. I found a box of plastic dinosaurs I used to play with last week. I'm having fun with those now.

What is the strangest thing you've ever done in a dark alley?
Pee?

Would you say you are "normal"?
Eh, I guess not.

What is the strangest object you have in your bedroom?
This picture my friend drew for me.

Does any specific ethnicity piss you off?
No, never.

Would you say you're a nationalist?
Nah.

[terriblecanyons]

Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

What celebrity do you find attractive that your friends might shun you for?
michelle branch, probably.

Michelle Branch?!?! GASP

[Everyneurotic]

see? it's already happening.

true fact: the only issue of maxim i have ever bought was the one with ms. branch on the cover.

[terriblecanyons]

Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

see? it's already happening.

true fact: the only issue of maxim i have ever bought was the one with ms. branch on the cover.

You do realize in that particular issue they shooped her buttcrack off the cover, right?

[Glice]

Funny how these things are compelling...

What kind of shampoo do you use?
H&S

What do you sleep in?
Pants (British pants).

How many trips do you make to the bathroom a day?
Loads. It's a relatively well-known fact about me that I have a bladder same size and shape as a small almond.

What was the last thing you put into your mouth?
A fag.

Would you say your feet are well-manicured?
I would not.

What is your biggest guilty pleasure?
Jailbait. I'm really too old now.

What celebrity do you find attractive that your friends might shun you for?
They all know me well enough to not care. But I suspect you mean Kelly Osborne (mind says no, balls say go).

How many windows do you have in your house?
21 panes of glass.

What is the most you've ever paid for clothing?
£12

What is the most you've ever paid for food? (NOT groceries)
£160 (interesting disparity there...)

Do you still play with and/or use childhood toys?
Only my penis.

What is the strangest thing you've ever done in a dark alley?
There's the obvious answer (anal sex), and then there's the less obvious answer (tried to sing Italian opera behind a gay club).

Would you say you are "normal"?
"Yes".

What is the strangest object you have in your bedroom?
Crabs claws, lots of them.

Does any specific ethnicity piss you off?
I'm not sure if White Australian counts.

Would you say you're a nationalist?
Would you say I was a nationalist?

[cryptowonderdruginvogue]

What kind of shampoo do you use?
TIGI Catwalk Curls Rock

What do you sleep in?
Boxers and a T-Shirt, sometimes socks

How many trips do you make to the bathroom a day?
No idea, like... 5?

What was the last thing you put into your mouth?
Tootbrush

Would you say your feet are well-manicured?
Fuck yeah they are well manicured

What is your biggest guilty pleasure?
Bitches getting fisted on the internet, fo sho

What celebrity do you find attractive that your friends might shun you for?
I can't think of one

How many windows do you have in your house?
Too many

What is the most you've ever paid for clothing?
Like 3k for a three-piece suit

What is the most you've ever paid for food? (NOT groceries)
Food, no drinks?
250$

Do you still play with and/or use childhood toys?
No

What is the strangest thing you've ever done in a dark alley?
I don't hang out in dark alleys, what the fuck?

Would you say you are "normal"?
No

What is the strangest object you have in your bedroom?
A can of Lysol. I'm weird about germs and people touching things.

Does any specific ethnicity piss you off?
No

Would you say you're a nationalist?
Eh

[Everyneurotic]

Originally Posted by terriblecanyons

You do realize in that particular issue they shooped her buttcrack off the cover, right?

yeah...

[floatingslowly]

so many things in this thread to point and laugh at, but my phone is acting like a biotch and I'm currently on moratorium.

[Sonic Youth 37]

What kind of shampoo do you use?
Pert, happy medium is what I think it is. or DHS when I can get it.
What do you sleep in?
depends, lately, jeans and black t-shirt
How many trips do you make to the bathroom a day?
-no less than 5
What was the last thing you put into your mouth?
-gum
Would you say your feet are well-manicured?
-for a guy, yes. gross feet suck
What is your biggest guilty pleasure?
-the Cure
What celebrity do you find attractive that your friends might shun you for?
-no idea really
How many windows do you have in your house?
-dorm, 2
What is the most you've ever paid for clothing?
-like $50 or $60
What is the most you've ever paid for food? (NOT groceries)
-date: close to $100, myself: not over $25
Do you still play with and/or use childhood toys?
-at times
What is the strangest thing you've ever done in a dark alley?
-make strange noises and hide in the shadows
Would you say you are "normal"?
-fuck no
What is the strangest object you have in your bedroom?
-a box of 3 orange tic-tacs that I cannot eat because I must eat then 4 at a time
Does any specific ethnicity piss you off?
-I'm going to have to go with Whites here too
Would you say you're a nationalist?
-never.

I think that about sums it up.

[king_buzzo]

What kind of shampoo do you use?
head and shoulders or wash and go.

What do you sleep in?
t shirt and underwear.

How many trips do you make to the bathroom a day?
i dont really count it.

What was the last thing you put into your mouth?
im chewing my guitar pick.

Would you say your feet are well-manicured?
sometimes

What is your biggest guilty pleasure?
i dont know

What celebrity do you find attractive that your friends might shun you for?
john cusack. the man.

How many windows do you have in your house?
lots.

What is the most you've ever paid for clothing?
i dont know.

What is the most you've ever paid for food? (NOT groceries)
i dont know

Do you still play with and/or use childhood toys?
yes.

What is the strangest thing you've ever done in a dark alley?
haha. worn a robe and took pictures of little children (just for fun)

Would you say you are "normal"?
yes

What is the strangest object you have in your bedroom?
clear nail polish.


Does any specific ethnicity piss you off?
some arabic kids.

Would you say you're a nationalist?
no

[Cantankerous]

What kind of shampoo do you use?
fructis

What do you sleep in?
panties

How many trips do you make to the bathroom a day?
it depends on what day of the week it is
probably 20 on fridays and saturdays

What was the last thing you put into your mouth?
cigarette

Would you say your feet are well-manicured?
extremely

What is your biggest guilty pleasure?
why feel guilty?

What celebrity do you find attractive that your friends might shun you for?
none that i can think of

How many windows do you have in your house?
i don't fkn know

What is the most you've ever paid for clothing?
upwards of $1000

What is the most you've ever paid for food? (NOT groceries)
$30 hamburger

Do you still play with and/or use childhood toys?
dolls

What is the strangest thing you've ever done in a dark alley?
called up my friends and told them i picked up a prostitute when i was like 14

Would you say you are "normal"?
no

What is the strangest object you have in your bedroom?
none?

Does any specific ethnicity piss you off?
welsh

Would you say you're a nationalist?
no

I think that about sums it up.
sure.

What kind of shampoo do you use?
coconut smell....

What do you sleep in?
boxers/t-shirt

How many trips do you make to the bathroom a day?
depends on how much I drink

What was the last thing you put into your mouth?
chicken mcnuggets

Would you say your feet are well-manicured?
no, I would say standard

What is your biggest guilty pleasure?
nothing comes to my mind...McDonalds

What celebrity do you find attractive that your friends might shun you for?
Darla Baker, but they are not shunning me

How many windows do you have in your house?
3, and its an appartment

What is the most you've ever paid for clothing?
I will pay 160 pounds tomorrow for a hoodie zipper

What is the most you've ever paid for food? (NOT groceries)
cant remmeber, but I paid 15 euros for the best fucking creme brulee in the world

Do you still play with and/or use childhood toys?
yes I enjoy them, and if videogames count i play them too

What is the strangest thing you've ever done in a dark alley?
dancing while pissing

Would you say you are "normal"?
depends on

What is the strangest object you have in your bedroom?
I got everything in my bedroom cause my bedroom is also my living-room, so a lot

Does any specific ethnicity piss you off?
no

Would you say you're a nationalist?
100% NOT

[ploesj]

What kind of shampoo do you use?
garnier ultra doux for brunettes.

What do you sleep in?
pyjamas

How many trips do you make to the bathroom a day?
a lot

What was the last thing you put into your mouth?
a potato chip.

Would you say your feet are well-manicured?
shouldn't that be 'pedicured'?

What is your biggest guilty pleasure?
peppermints

What celebrity do you find attractive that your friends might shun you for?
they don't shun me for finding someone attractive.

How many windows do you have in your house?
i lost count after 20

What is the most you've ever paid for clothing?
40 euros.

What is the most you've ever paid for food? (NOT groceries)
no idea, won't be much since i hardly ever pay for food.

Do you still play with and/or use childhood toys?
i sleep with a stuffed toy i got when i was six and bought a plastic unicorn today.

What is the strangest thing you've ever done in a dark alley?
hum a tune.

Would you say you are "normal"?
depends on what time it is.

What is the strangest object you have in your bedroom?
a patch of plastic grass with a giant mushroom-shaped lamp on it.

Does any specific ethnicity piss you off?
my little brother.

Would you say you're a nationalist?
not really.