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Old 09.18.2008, 01:12 PM   #1
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You're rocking out in you're room too some Sonic Youth, and you crack out the air guitar. Then suddenly you're mum/brother/girlfreind/wife or someone walks in, is the resulting burning sense of shame and embarrisment WORSE than them having caught you shaking hands with the govenor of love?
Has anyone experienced both and is willing to compare experiences?

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Old 09.18.2008, 01:14 PM   #2
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I don't think so, but I wouldn't really know.

You should make a poll.
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Old 09.18.2008, 01:18 PM   #3
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You're rocking out in you're room too some Sonic Youth, and you crack out the air guitar. Then suddenly you're mum/brother/girlfreind/wife or someone walks in, is the resulting burning sense of shame and embarrisment WORSE than them having caught you shaking hands with the govenor of love?
Has anyone experienced both and is willing to compare experiences?

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I've been caught air guitaring twice. Once to 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' when I was little, and then 'Candle' when I was like 13 maybe. It's embarrassing. I suppose if I caught one of my friends air guitaring, I'd understand, its a lot of fun and its just rock's equivalent of dancing. If I caught someone masturbating I'd be like AHH!!!
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Old 09.18.2008, 01:20 PM   #4
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I got caught air-guitairing once by my stepfather as a 19 year old. He laughed, I was embarrassed for about a minute or two, then resumed the air guitaring business.

Thankfully my parents never caught me having a good, hearty fapping sesh.
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Old 09.18.2008, 01:21 PM   #5
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no. i air guitar all the time.
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Old 09.18.2008, 01:23 PM   #6
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yeah, i do it in public. fapping is reserved for the bushes on vacation. but air guitar can be done in the market
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Old 09.18.2008, 01:27 PM   #7
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nah .
airguitaring is allright
having sex is beter than masturbating though.
The real question is : who can masturbate while airguitaring?
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Old 09.18.2008, 01:30 PM   #8
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its just rock's equivalent of dancing

But it isn't publically acceptable. At least, not in my eyes.
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Old 09.18.2008, 01:34 PM   #9
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having sex is beter than masturbating though.

Oh for crying out loud!!

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The real question is : who can masturbate while airguitaring?

I suppose the quick-thinking chugger could possibly attempt to disguise masturbation as air guitaring.
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Old 09.18.2008, 01:36 PM   #10
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I would say that I've never been caught doing either, but that's partly due to the fact that 1) I NEVER "air guitar" and 2) I am part ninja. this makes it somewhat unfair to compare to you normal pee-pull.

learn 2 air drum, you hairy-palmed dorks.
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But it isn't publically acceptable. At least, not in my eyes.

Well if you walked into a room and somebody was dancing, wouldn't you find it odd? If someone walked in on you dancing, would they?
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Old 09.18.2008, 01:39 PM   #12
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It really depends on how hard you were air guitaring
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Old 09.18.2008, 01:41 PM   #13
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learn 2 air drum, you hairy-palmed dorks.

I'd love to adopt the air-drumming, but every time I attempt it, I keep thinking that I'm imitating Phil Collins *shudders*
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Old 09.18.2008, 01:41 PM   #14
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It really depends on how hard you were air guitaring

This is true. My mother walked in on me air guitaring this morning, thus prompting this thread. But I wasn't really tearing it up, and she's walked in on me rocking out harder before, so she didn't really think much of it.
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Old 09.18.2008, 01:56 PM   #15
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I'd love to adopt the air-drumming, but every time I attempt it, I keep thinking that I'm imitating Phil Collins *shudders*
it's funny you should say that, I like to drum/sing via Rock Band. everytime I do I feel like Phil.

of note: I sing like a fucking angel. and by fucking angel, I mean, an angel that is being raped by a bull.

needless to say, I had the last laugh.
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Old 09.18.2008, 01:57 PM   #16
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it's funny you should say that, I like to drum/sing via Rock Band. everytime I do I feel like Phil.

of note: I sing like a fucking angel. and by fucking angel, I mean, an angel that is being raped by a bull.

needless to say, I had the last laugh.

after watching peanuts and corn i decided that you have a very human-like voice for a robot.
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Old 09.18.2008, 02:11 PM   #17
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The real question is : who can masturbate while airguitaring?

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i air-guitar and masturbate in public. its my thing
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