Dear Melly

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 09.10.2008, 05:44 PM

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=7391

your buddy,
me

MellySingsDoom · 09.10.2008, 05:51 PM

Dear crypto

That was the most beautiful and moving thing I've seen on the Interspazz so far this week. Thanks muchly.

Your mate
Melly

I can't match that at all really, but hopefully this might make you chuckle:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4zV4pJ8MwM

Cantankerous · 09.10.2008, 05:52 PM

dear both of you

i love you

jennthebenn · 09.10.2008, 05:52 PM

i was hoping this would be a thread where we asked melly for his advice.
damnit.

Cantankerous · 09.10.2008, 05:53 PM

we could make it into one.

MellySingsDoom · 09.10.2008, 05:54 PM

Dear Cantankerous

I love ya too - can I be your offical London gay uncle?

Love Smelly

Dear crypto

I love you in a non-men on films way. You the man, man.

Love Mongy

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 09.10.2008, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

Dear crypto

That was the most beautiful and moving thing I've seen on the Interspazz so far this week. Thanks muchly.

Your mate
Melly

I can't match that at all really, but hopefully this might make you chuckle:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4zV4pJ8MwM

almost as cool as

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-pzg4umqqg

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 09.10.2008, 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

Dear crypto

I love you in a non-men on films way. You the man, man.

Love Mongy

I'M A MAN!!!!

MellySingsDoom · 09.10.2008, 05:55 PM

Advice, me?....oh go on then, let me light a ciggie and listen to you advice questions.

....

Go!

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 09.10.2008, 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

dear both of you

i love you

dear canatnkerous,

we love you too

-us

jennthebenn · 09.10.2008, 05:57 PM

Dear Melly

How does one go about cultivating a beloved Internet persona, such as
yourself? Does Elton play as large a role in it as I suspect (if not hope)
he does?

MellySingsDoom · 09.10.2008, 06:03 PM

Dear jennthebenn

Ah, good question! There's no secret to it really - just a lot of buffoonery, much liking the peoples here, an ability to have the piss taken out of me and enjoy the fun, and of course...Elton. "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" is a firm favourite in this household (as are The Carpenters, as some boardies are grimly aware of already).

An interest in what other people are doing is a must, too, whatever it may be. That, and having parents who listenend to T Rex and the Stones when I were a baby.

I hope that this has answered at least some of your question!

Yours as ever,

Old Man Melly.

jennthebenn · 09.10.2008, 06:05 PM

Melly, you're like a wise old tree.

MellySingsDoom · 09.10.2008, 06:06 PM

Thank you muchly, jennthebenn

crypto - your last video was just lovely - good find, my man.

Rob Instigator · 09.10.2008, 06:15 PM

hey mells, how doI deal with my g/f's little dog who I wanna drop kick like rugby goals?

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 09.10.2008, 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

hey mells, how doI deal with my g/f's little dog who I wanna drop kick like rugby goals?

Even though it's terrible for dogs...

Get it high.

It will calm the fuck down.

MellySingsDoom · 09.10.2008, 06:21 PM

Well, Mr Rob, you treat your girlfriend real sweet, then when you and the bothersome pooch are together, say you'll look after the little scamp whilst she goes off to buy a fab new outfit with some cash you just gave her.

Now when she's gone, take the dog and shove it down your trousers, so it gets a goodly dose of man musk. Trust me, after that, the pooch will be as nice as pie to be around.

Should this fail, buy a dog whistle, and when your g/f's back is turned, blow on the thing and watch the little scamp cower in fear. Instant respect gained.

I trust that this may be of some use to you!

terriblecanyons · 09.10.2008, 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=7391

your buddy,
me

I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

You must spread some turtle love around before giving it to crypto again.

Trasher02 · 09.10.2008, 06:31 PM

Yeah everyone is being too nice on this board.

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 09.10.2008, 06:40 PM

09.10.2008, 05:44 PM	#1
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MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	Dear crypto That was the most beautiful and moving thing I've seen on the Interspazz so far this week. Thanks muchly. Your mate Melly I can't match that at all really, but hopefully this might make you chuckle: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4zV4pJ8MwM __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	Dear Cantankerous I love ya too - can I be your offical London gay uncle? Love Smelly Dear crypto I love you in a non-men on films way. You the man, man. Love Mongy __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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jennthebenn expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Maryland Posts: 2,261	Dear Melly How does one go about cultivating a beloved Internet persona, such as yourself? Does Elton play as large a role in it as I suspect (if not hope) he does? __________________ http://jennthebenn.tumblr.com/
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09.10.2008, 06:03 PM	#12
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	Dear jennthebenn Ah, good question! There's no secret to it really - just a lot of buffoonery, much liking the peoples here, an ability to have the piss taken out of me and enjoy the fun, and of course...Elton. "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" is a firm favourite in this household (as are The Carpenters, as some boardies are grimly aware of already). An interest in what other people are doing is a must, too, whatever it may be. That, and having parents who listenend to T Rex and the Stones when I were a baby. I hope that this has answered at least some of your question! Yours as ever, Old Man Melly. __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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jennthebenn expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Maryland Posts: 2,261	Melly, you're like a wise old tree. __________________ http://jennthebenn.tumblr.com/
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MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	Thank you muchly, jennthebenn crypto - your last video was just lovely - good find, my man. __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	hey mells, how doI deal with my g/f's little dog who I wanna drop kick like rugby goals? __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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09.10.2008, 06:21 PM	#17
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	Well, Mr Rob, you treat your girlfriend real sweet, then when you and the bothersome pooch are together, say you'll look after the little scamp whilst she goes off to buy a fab new outfit with some cash you just gave her. Now when she's gone, take the dog and shove it down your trousers, so it gets a goodly dose of man musk. Trust me, after that, the pooch will be as nice as pie to be around. Should this fail, buy a dog whistle, and when your g/f's back is turned, blow on the thing and watch the little scamp cower in fear. Instant respect gained. I trust that this may be of some use to you! __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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Trasher02 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,356	Yeah everyone is being too nice on this board. __________________ 666
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