strawberry shortcake --> strawberry "ho"cake?

Rob Instigator · 06.11.2008, 04:15 PM

they straightened her hair, made her lose some weight, cuz she was fat you know, and put green contacts on her. she looks like Bratz doll.

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 06.11.2008, 04:32 PM

bahaha

Lurker · 06.11.2008, 06:04 PM

What about the obvious facelift?

✌➬ · 06.11.2008, 06:08 PM

Well you can only be fat for so long before you start getting depressed.

Lurker · 06.11.2008, 06:15 PM

You know what? I say fuck all you haters, good for her, she's looks great.

✌➬ · 06.11.2008, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Lurker

You know what? I say fuck all you haters, good for her, she's looks great.

People always trying to go against the grain. People.

Anngella · 06.11.2008, 06:35 PM

!@#$%! · 06.11.2008, 06:40 PM

i'd shoot her either way

i'd also strangle elmo

pbradley · 06.11.2008, 07:21 PM

the original shortcake doesn't look all that fat. More blousey clothes than fat, anyway. But like anything, she is a cartoon that represents the aesthetics of the times. Agree or not, little girls today prefer the latter to the former.

mangajunky · 06.13.2008, 11:19 AM

New blog entry by John K., the creator of Ren and Stimpy:

"The Science Of Not Having Your Own Ideas"
http://johnkstuff.blogspot.com/2008/...own-ideas.html

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Originally Posted by John Kricfalusi

This is double irony. Strawberry Shortcake-a cartoon based on a line of greeting cards; something that never had any integrity to begin with is now being watered down even further.

king_buzzo · 06.13.2008, 11:36 AM

she's hot.

even if she is just a small child, i see great potential in the future

schizophrenicroom · 06.13.2008, 01:47 PM

this is why i hope to never have a kid.. or at least a girl.

!@#$%! · 06.13.2008, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by schizophrenicroom

this is why i hope to never have a kid.. or at least a girl.

i hope i do, the little fuckers will be awesome, whatever gender they are.

Savage Clone · 06.13.2008, 02:06 PM

✌➬ · 06.13.2008, 02:07 PM

I don't want kids. No not for me.

✌➬ · 06.13.2008, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone

Savage when did you grow a 'stache?

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