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Old 05.31.2008, 04:27 PM   #1
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It's not all cows, iron, elongated "O" sounds and the Edmund Fitzgerald!
We have world-class art museums and people who wear cutting-edge ironic fashions and ride fixed-gear bikes. We also have a light-rail transit system (With ONE LINE to avoid the confusion cause by transfers) and wireless "internet connections" at many local "coffee shops."
We also have minorities and immigrants, in case the corn-fed caucasion stereotype is one you myopic children of privilege insist on maintaining in your minds.
The media feeds you shit like "Fargo" and "A Prairie Home Companion," but let me tell you, we have funny architecture and music not based in a folksy ragtime novelty tradition!

Walker Art Center


 


Weisman Art Museum


 


Brown people with cloth on their heads:


 



A fixed-gear commuter bicycle (possibly single-speed freewheel: note presence of hand brakes):


 
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Old 05.31.2008, 04:33 PM   #2
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Wow, Geldof has obviously done a lot of good for your township. I hope he comes to London soon and does something about the cracks in our pavement.
In the meantime, I'm off for a festive ritual dance, dressed in traditional local costume:
 
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Old 05.31.2008, 05:21 PM   #3
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Old 05.31.2008, 05:33 PM   #4
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they're called Somalis
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Old 05.31.2008, 05:35 PM   #5
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I think he was joking.
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Old 05.31.2008, 05:41 PM   #6
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I think he was joking.

I think that was pretty obvious.
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Old 05.31.2008, 05:43 PM   #7
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Yes it was. So why did you write this:

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they're called Somalis

Sounds as if you didn't realise he was joking.
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Old 05.31.2008, 05:45 PM   #8
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Somalis are a subset of the "brown people" umbrella.
And I found that image by googling "minnesota somalis," for what it's worth.
We have an enormous Somali population here.
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Old 05.31.2008, 05:55 PM   #9
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Old 06.01.2008, 04:50 AM   #10
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Old 06.01.2008, 05:53 AM   #11
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We have an enormous Somali population here.

Fattist. All the Somalis I've ever met have been quite slender.
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Old 06.01.2008, 07:21 PM   #12
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Old 06.01.2008, 10:54 PM   #13
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I seriously miss the Twin Cities. Minneapolis is the best damned city I've ever lived in. Dammit, I miss that place and I hate it here.

Minneapolis, to me, was like the best of NYC combined with a small town feel. It was hip and yet friendly, with all the amenities, all the restaurants and bars and music, all the fashion and style and stores you could want. The only down side was the freaking long, cold winters.
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Sounds as if you didn't realise he was joking.

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Old 06.02.2008, 12:39 AM   #15
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Old 06.02.2008, 03:20 AM   #16
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Miss my quote or ignored it? Because your little rapport is dead on...something....from some...where..or thing....
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Old 06.02.2008, 09:09 AM   #17
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LIES

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Old 06.02.2008, 11:26 AM   #18
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I used to get a day off during the week. My wife usually had to work it, so I would wander off by myself and roam the city. We lived near the lakes area. I'd spend half my day at the Walker Center, go downtown for lunch and the record stores, sometimes go into the department stores just to gawk at the amazingly beautiful shop girls (I swear they were all models), go back to the lakes and take pictures or just sit there. Man, sweet life, I tell you.
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Old 06.02.2008, 11:33 AM   #19
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For starting as a parody thread, I don't mind where this has gone.
I like it here too. I don't mind winter half as much as the humid, mosquito-riddled heat/misery of summer here.
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Old 06.02.2008, 01:58 PM   #20
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Yes it was. So why did you write this:



Sounds as if you didn't realise he was joking.
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Somalis are a subset of the "brown people" umbrella.
And I found that image by googling "minnesota somalis," for what it's worth.
We have an enormous Somali population here.

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so that the people could know that they were specifically somalis, and also perhaps get the point out that I think was trying to be made, " We have an enormous Somali population here"
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