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Old 05.29.2008, 12:44 PM   #1
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Right, this is probably the sort of thing that the office-y sorts are either going to sympathise with or think is ridiculous.

I'm getting increasingly annoyed with paper wastage. There's a series of processes in my office that are printed out for no ostensible reason. I work in IT. These people should understand that things don't actually go missing if they're not in print.

And this isn't because I particularly care about trees - oh no - it's because I'd like higher wages, and paper wastage is cutting into my potential pay rises.

Please take this opportunity to bemoan/ explain paper wastage or just have a good ole' whinge about things that annoy you where you work.
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Old 05.29.2008, 12:45 PM   #2
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Old 05.29.2008, 12:46 PM   #3
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Old 05.29.2008, 12:50 PM   #4
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I am fucking sick of it too
My law firm went to a "paperless" system, but every single thing that comes in via fax and email is instantly printed, copied multiple times, filed and bound. fucking waste, and then when the case closes it all gets disposed of and shredded.
I hate ordering so much paper and toner and all that shit.
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Old 05.29.2008, 12:54 PM   #5
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The whole buiding where I work recycles everything, including the paper cups that we use for tea/coffee. I have a separate bin for paper and a separate one for anything else.

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Old 05.29.2008, 12:54 PM   #6
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they took away a lot of the bins in my office so that people would recylce more but all they do is sit around wallowing in their own rubbish like some kind of serial sex offender because they cant be bothered to walk the two metres to the nearest bin.
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Old 05.29.2008, 12:56 PM   #7
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Old 05.29.2008, 12:59 PM   #8
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one guy in particular is particularly anti receyle and pro waste and sits singing the 'i dont want to change the world' line from that kirsty mccall song. what a cunt.
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Old 05.29.2008, 01:02 PM   #9
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pppfffft.

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Oh, like you never whinge, Mr 'I can't get a decent fajita in Missouri'.
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Old 05.29.2008, 01:04 PM   #10
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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Glice again.
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Old 05.29.2008, 01:24 PM   #11
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Oh, like you never whinge, Mr 'I can't get a decent fajita in Missouri'.

ha ha ha-- what? where?

never!!!!!

but anyway, what did you want to cry about? shall i mail you a box of paperless kleenex?
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Old 05.29.2008, 03:16 PM   #12
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ha ha ha-- what? where?

never!!!!!

but anyway, what did you want to cry about? shall i mail you a box of paperless kleenex?

I don't know what you want me to do with them, but I'm sure you don't want me to do with them what I'd normally do with them.
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Old 05.29.2008, 03:23 PM   #13
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Right, this is probably the sort of thing that the office-y sorts are either going to sympathise with or think is ridiculous.

I'm getting increasingly annoyed with paper wastage. There's a series of processes in my office that are printed out for no ostensible reason. I work in IT. These people should understand that things don't actually go missing if they're not in print.

And this isn't because I particularly care about trees - oh no - it's because I'd like higher wages, and paper wastage is cutting into my potential pay rises.

Please take this opportunity to bemoan/ explain paper wastage or just have a good ole' whinge about things that annoy you where you work.

OMG, GAL.
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Old 05.29.2008, 03:45 PM   #14
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I don't know what you want me to do with them

cry-- just cry
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Old 05.29.2008, 03:48 PM   #15
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Old 05.29.2008, 04:46 PM   #16
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I'd like more blow jobs from my boss, AND A DAMN FINE CHERRY PIE!

Fixed.
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Old 05.29.2008, 06:29 PM   #17
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And this isn't because I particularly care about trees - oh no - it's because I'd like higher wages, and paper wastage is cutting into my potential pay rises.

not to mention leaving the lights on in the whole building all year round, people leaving their computer on over night/the weekend/while on holiday, having the heating on so high that you can wear only a t-shirt in december...
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not to mention leaving the lights on in the whole building all year round, people leaving their computer on over night/the weekend/while on holiday, having the heating on so high that you can wear only a t-shirt in december...


ugh, that annoys me too.
i actually made a remark about it to a co-worker once and what she said was: "huh, why do you care!? you don't have to pay for it, do you!?"

d'oh.
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Old 05.30.2008, 03:39 AM   #19
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not to mention leaving the lights on in the whole building all year round, people leaving their computer on over night/the weekend/while on holiday, having the heating on so high that you can wear only a t-shirt in december...

These are all things that the building of the company I work in cares about. Everything, including lights, is switched off after work.
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Old 05.30.2008, 04:10 AM   #20
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swell is a word i want to start using more often me thinks.
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