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Old 05.22.2006, 12:39 AM   #1
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Give a call to:
The Samaritans
08457 90 90 90 (in the UK and Northern Ireland )

They help you out if you are thinking of commiting suicide,if you suffer from depression,if you have drink or drug related problems etc etc.If you call from overseas you have to dial the international code for the uk from your respective country.They have a service all in japanese if need be.
Think about it:One well counselled SY board member means 10 less fucking annoying posts about how this forum isnt the way it used o be.
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Old 05.22.2006, 05:21 AM   #2
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May I recommend masturbation if the above doesn't work?

In all seriousness though, the Samaritans are fine fine people. I used to volunteer, and they do an absolutely outstandingly brilliant and necessary job. I would kudos them, but they've got better things to do than post here.
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Old 05.22.2006, 05:29 AM   #3
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I suspect the Samaritans only volunteer for the sheer joy of witnessing the terror on drivers' faces as they attempt to dodge these fundraisers that troll busy intersections.

I forgive them this sadistic, predatory behavior, because they give me Dots.
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Old 05.22.2006, 05:41 AM   #4
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Well put.
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Old 05.22.2006, 08:35 AM   #5
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May I recommend masturbation if the above doesn't work?

In all seriousness though, the Samaritans are fine fine people. I used to volunteer, and they do an absolutely outstandingly brilliant and necessary job. I would kudos them, but they've got better things to do than post here.
I had applied to become a volunteer with them a while ago but then i went volunteering for Headway,a charity for people with brain injury.I wish i had more time during the day to do that again.I've read an article where it stated that volunteering enhances your sexual life......and it's probably true to be honest
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Old 05.22.2006, 09:32 AM   #6
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volunteering enhances your sexual life......

how does that work?
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Old 05.22.2006, 09:35 AM   #7
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or look at this:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/south_west/5004308.stm

cockles warmed to smouldering point.
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Old 05.22.2006, 10:56 AM   #8
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Give a call to:
The Samaritans
08457 90 90 90 (in the UK and Northern Ireland )

They help you out if you are thinking of commiting suicide,if you suffer from depression,if you have drink or drug related problems etc etc.If you call from overseas you have to dial the international code for the uk from your respective country.They have a service all in japanese if need be.
Think about it:One well counselled SY board member means 10 less fucking annoying posts about how this forum isnt the way it used o be.

My ex girlfriend committed suicide last week . I haven't talked to her for like 3 years, it's just so sudden. I knew that she was going to do it somewhere along the line too, and now I feel bad for not mentioning it.
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Old 05.22.2006, 11:59 PM   #9
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