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I've come to the conclusion that you can tell a lot about a person, just by knowing their name.
If someone is called Trevor, they're gonna be a bit of a git, but nowhere near as much of a bastard as Gary. And anyone called Perry should just be in jail from birth. Any girls that have surnames as first names are bound to be really sexy, but in the most obvious possible way. The above examples are statements of fact, and as such should not be confused with the rambling thoughts of a man with nothing better to do with his time. Just so you know. |
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people named "Jason" are pretty cuntish imo.
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I'd agree with that. |
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I often wonder how successful the Friday the 13th films would've been if they'd decided to call the killer Ian instead of Jason.
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this thread is full of WIN.
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not as. as well as cuntish, "Jason" is synonymous with "psycho killer". now if you'll excuse me, I have to pass some more lotion down the well. |
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Freddy is quite cuntish too.
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please, let's not get off the topic of Jason. |
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you never learn floatinggggg
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I always associate Freddy with Fred Lowery, the great whistler. |
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Jason wins that contest. unlike that perv Freddy, he doesn't have to wait until somebody falls asleep. Freddy may indeed be a bigger cunt for that though. |
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I think we have a winner: Jeremy is surely the least trustworthy name imaginable. I believe in some cultures it translates as 'he who has cuntishness in his bones'. Thank God my parents decided to christan me Quentin. A lucky escape. |
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I feel lucky to have a name that is almost universally accepted as a nice one. It helps hiding the cunt behind it much better. |
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Adolf
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Anyone who's first or last name begins with A
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Bad, but not as bad as Jeremy. |
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Fishmonkey's first name is Jeremy, that's why I can't agree on this one ![]()
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Brandon, Dylan, Brenda...
Not Kelly, 'cause I know a very nice person here who's name is Kelly. ![]() |
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