10.18.2007, 10:49 PM | #1 |
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I was on the feeder of this thing called the beltway on my way to the airport and this dude in front of me braked all of a sudden and i ran into him.
Everyone was okay, I have a seat-belt burn on my neck and my hand hurts a bit Moms ride is so effed Now i'm drunk, pissed, and hoping i'm able to fly out in time tommorow |
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10.18.2007, 10:52 PM | #2 |
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*involved in a
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10.18.2007, 11:55 PM | #3 |
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this smacks of a CIA plot.
have you checked yr phone lines for bugs? |
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10.18.2007, 11:56 PM | #4 |
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someone snitched
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10.18.2007, 11:57 PM | #5 |
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I deleted those pm's wonderdrug.
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10.18.2007, 11:58 PM | #6 |
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10.18.2007, 11:58 PM | #7 |
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I'm tellin' you.
yr lucky you weren't kidnapped and taken to some third-world country like arkansas. |
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10.19.2007, 12:02 AM | #8 |
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lawlz, arkansasasas
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10.19.2007, 12:15 AM | #9 |
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I was involved in an automobile on purpose. I wanted to go get some food, so I got involved in the automobile by sitting down and putting my seatbelt on.
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10.19.2007, 12:20 AM | #10 | |
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that's so much more "next level" than mr. invogue's prissy chauffeur. |
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10.19.2007, 06:15 AM | #11 |
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I've been in 8 car accidents. None of them while I was driving. Weird world.
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10.19.2007, 06:21 AM | #12 | |
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10.19.2007, 06:22 AM | #13 |
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Give him a break. He's been on an car accident, you know?
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10.19.2007, 06:23 AM | #14 |
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Near death is no excuse for poor grammar.
Besides, he seems fairly chipper about it. |
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10.19.2007, 06:23 AM | #15 |
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On in on an on a on.
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10.19.2007, 06:25 AM | #16 |
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on an is m
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10.19.2007, 06:26 AM | #17 |
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Apologies, Crypto, I've inadvertantly hijacked your thread.
I am very sorry to hear of your misfortune, and relieved to hear that no-one was seriously hurt. |
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10.19.2007, 06:26 AM | #18 | |
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No offence, crypto, but I giggled at your post because you wrote that you are pissed, and I imagined that you got drunk after you've had a car accident, instead of being pissed off. |
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10.19.2007, 06:28 AM | #19 |
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Wait, he got drunk too!
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10.19.2007, 11:09 AM | #20 | |
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maybe he got drunk BEFORE the accident?
he's in a different accident each week. Quote:
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