The Japanese are the pinnacle of humanity

Rob Instigator · 10.18.2007, 09:42 AM

Here is Japanese dressed up as various foreigners for a TV show.

american

Indian

chinese girl

mexican

the japanese are crizazy!

post the funkiest crazy japanese action!

floatingslowly · 10.18.2007, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

oh my gawd! that dude's got crypto's mouth-open stare DEAD ON.

question: why does this baby need a bucket?

Rob Instigator · 10.18.2007, 09:53 AM

If there is any one thing for which Japan can be said to be the most abundant nation in the world, it is surely old people. No matter where you go in this country — from the busiest train station in Tokyo to the smallest village in the most remote countryside — you are bound to see droves of elderly citizens wearily shuffling about, their hunched frames and bow legs a harrowing reminder of what inevitably lies in store for all of us (well, those of us who subsist on a substandard diet, anyhow).
Naturally, as people age and their bodies wither and their minds deteriorate, many often come to require assistance from professional caregivers. The challenge therein lies in the fact that most people eager to establish a career in geriatric support services have little practical experience with the responsibilities involved, such as touching weird old people skin, listening to stories about life in the days before the invention of the automobile, and cleaning up “accidents.”
Thankfully, Sakamoto Model, one of Japan’s leading providers of medical training equipment, has a unique product that allows individuals studying to be caregivers the opportunity for hands-on experience without having to interact with actual old people. Say hello to Koharu-san:

According to the manufacturer, the doll, which features a highly realistic detailed appearance, composition and range of movement, was designed “to help people understand the necessity of tenderness and affection when nursing.” Of course, to individuals such as myself with the maturity level of grade school children, the most amusing aspect of Koharu-san is the following highly-advanced feature:

It is possible to practice not only assistance in excretion using a stool or toilet, but also in removing excrement from the anus.

Tee hee.
The full details and specifications of this wonderful training apparatus can be found here.

nicfit · 10.18.2007, 09:54 AM

he's about to puke (the baby bee floating posted).
classic japanese action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dcmDscwEcI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Dv13...elated&search=

Rob Instigator · 10.18.2007, 09:55 AM

here is a not safe for work shockwave game called "Play with my boobs"

http://www2.tcnet.ne.jp/metadoll/mov13.htm

Rob Instigator · 10.18.2007, 10:17 AM

Meet the latest and greatest example of superior Japanese ingenuity — the Men’s Som!

No longer is it necessary to expend excessive amounts of energy in order to bring yourself to climax by manual stimulation — simply insert your member into the patented Kung-Fu Grip sheath and sit back to enjoy the smooth adjustable-speed wanking motion of the Men’s Som!
Now you can revel in the rapturous delight of self-pleasure without having to break a sweat or divert your eyes from your pornographic material of choice. Moreover, the Men’s Som completely eliminates the risk of damage to your favorite adult magazines because it leaves your hands free and clean to turn the pages at will. Never again will you suffer from annoying slimy fingers or painful “pincher’s wrist!”

floatingslowly · 10.18.2007, 10:24 AM

a thread about loljapan is not a thread about loljapan without THESE GUYS:

you soooo clazy!

mangajunky · 10.18.2007, 02:47 PM

Hard Gay is my hero:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnBbPW72m-o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQmq5fjTG4o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7TE3W_RnMM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SG3K7SUA94g

I have gay friends that think he's hilarious and others that find him completely insulting and the equivalent of other nasty racial stereotypes - what do YOU think?

Rob Instigator · 10.18.2007, 03:27 PM

hahahah! Hard Gay. hilarious name. That should be the next great rock band name.

SynthethicalY · 10.18.2007, 03:29 PM

Hard gay????

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAHHHH.

LittlePuppetBoy · 10.20.2007, 09:36 PM

I dunno, that first viseo there was kinda dumb. He thrusts in front of a child, who's mother is right there.

Anngella · 10.20.2007, 09:41 PM

Quote:

hahahah! Hard Gay. hilarious name. That should be the next great rock band name.

A hard man is good to find.

pbradley · 10.20.2007, 10:08 PM

Americans have been doing the Chinaman since the gold rush.

Them asians need more to catch up with our racism.

PAULYBEE2656 · 10.21.2007, 05:06 AM

!@#$%! · 10.21.2007, 12:28 PM

the japanese are indeed the pinnacle of humanity. i hope i get to see their country some day.

anyway i googled loljapan and this one came up first:

is it a crime to hotlink this??

king_buzzo · 10.21.2007, 12:42 PM

japan rules!

10.18.2007, 09:42 AM	#1
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	Here is Japanese dressed up as various foreigners for a TV show. american Indian chinese girl mexican the japanese are crizazy! post the funkiest crazy japanese action! __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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10.18.2007, 09:53 AM	#3
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	If there is any one thing for which Japan can be said to be the most abundant nation in the world, it is surely old people. No matter where you go in this country — from the busiest train station in Tokyo to the smallest village in the most remote countryside — you are bound to see droves of elderly citizens wearily shuffling about, their hunched frames and bow legs a harrowing reminder of what inevitably lies in store for all of us (well, those of us who subsist on a substandard diet, anyhow). Naturally, as people age and their bodies wither and their minds deteriorate, many often come to require assistance from professional caregivers. The challenge therein lies in the fact that most people eager to establish a career in geriatric support services have little practical experience with the responsibilities involved, such as touching weird old people skin, listening to stories about life in the days before the invention of the automobile, and cleaning up “accidents.” Thankfully, Sakamoto Model, one of Japan’s leading providers of medical training equipment, has a unique product that allows individuals studying to be caregivers the opportunity for hands-on experience without having to interact with actual old people. Say hello to Koharu-san: According to the manufacturer, the doll, which features a highly realistic detailed appearance, composition and range of movement, was designed “to help people understand the necessity of tenderness and affection when nursing.” Of course, to individuals such as myself with the maturity level of grade school children, the most amusing aspect of Koharu-san is the following highly-advanced feature: It is possible to practice not only assistance in excretion using a stool or toilet, but also in removing excrement from the anus. Tee hee. The full details and specifications of this wonderful training apparatus can be found here. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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10.18.2007, 09:54 AM	#4
nicfit invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: banana boat Posts: 15,570	he's about to puke (the baby bee floating posted). classic japanese action: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dcmDscwEcI http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Dv13...elated&search= __________________ 11:11 11-11-11 I Ascended.
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10.18.2007, 09:55 AM	#5
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	here is a not safe for work shockwave game called "Play with my boobs" http://www2.tcnet.ne.jp/metadoll/mov13.htm __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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10.18.2007, 10:17 AM	#6
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	Meet the latest and greatest example of superior Japanese ingenuity — the Men’s Som! No longer is it necessary to expend excessive amounts of energy in order to bring yourself to climax by manual stimulation — simply insert your member into the patented Kung-Fu Grip sheath and sit back to enjoy the smooth adjustable-speed wanking motion of the Men’s Som! Now you can revel in the rapturous delight of self-pleasure without having to break a sweat or divert your eyes from your pornographic material of choice. Moreover, the Men’s Som completely eliminates the risk of damage to your favorite adult magazines because it leaves your hands free and clean to turn the pages at will. Never again will you suffer from annoying slimy fingers or painful “pincher’s wrist!” __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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10.18.2007, 10:24 AM	#7
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	a thread about loljapan is not a thread about loljapan without THESE GUYS: you soooo clazy!
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10.18.2007, 02:47 PM	#8
mangajunky expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Englewood, NJ Posts: 1,247	Hard Gay is my hero: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnBbPW72m-o http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQmq5fjTG4o http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7TE3W_RnMM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SG3K7SUA94g I have gay friends that think he's hilarious and others that find him completely insulting and the equivalent of other nasty racial stereotypes - what do YOU think? __________________ -Franky Don't let yer meat loaf.
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10.18.2007, 03:27 PM	#9
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	hahahah! Hard Gay. hilarious name. That should be the next great rock band name. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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SynthethicalY invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 7,408	Hard gay???? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAHHHH.
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10.20.2007, 09:36 PM	#11
LittlePuppetBoy expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Aylmer(now Gatineau), Quebec Posts: 1,756	I dunno, that first viseo there was kinda dumb. He thrusts in front of a child, who's mother is right there. __________________
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10.21.2007, 12:28 PM	#15
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,584	the japanese are indeed the pinnacle of humanity. i hope i get to see their country some day. anyway i googled loljapan and this one came up first: is it a crime to hotlink this??
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king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	japan rules!
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