[cryptowonderdruginvogue]

http://www.radaronline.com/features/2007/07/narcotics_drug_arrest_tips_gladewater_police_barry _cooper_texas_1.php

 

SMELL THE GLOVE Handling pot with latex gloves will keep marijuana residue off your door handles, and your ass out of jail

• The best advice I can give you is this: Never carry more marijuana than you can eat. If the police turn on the red and blues, just eat it. It's not illegal to smell like pot—it's just illegal to possess it.

• Don't think that by hiding pot in coffee grounds, or masking the scent with Bounce fabric softener or vanilla extract, you're gonna be okay. Police dogs are trained to cut through these scents. Petroleum and cayenne pepper don't work either—a dog may jerk back after smelling it, but humans will recognize the reaction.

• If you are going to travel with marijuana, place it in a non-contamined container right before you leave. The drug odor won't have time to permeate through the plastic. If you are handling pot at your house, wear latex gloves or wash your hands—marijuana dust can reside on your fingers, and dogs can smell it. You'd be surprised at how many people get busted when dogs start sniffing around car door handles.

• Hiding your drugs in food is also a wise move. The mixed smells will throw off a dog.

HAPPY MEAL Insert a joint into a straw and place it in a fast food bag for a cop-resistant hiding spot


• If you just have a joint on you and you get pulled over, put it in a straw, and throw the straw in a fast-food bag. Alternately, reach under the dashboard and place it in one of the numerous nooks and crannies you find. Don't attempt to throw it out the window—it's too obvious, and they'll always find the joint.

• If you are driving with large quantities of narcotics, do so in the rain. Cops hate pulling people over when it's wet out. Traveling during rush hour and other times of heavy traffic is also a good tactic.

• If you are driving in an area where police officers frequently use dogs, a smart play is to spray your car tires with the "deer scents" and fox urine used by hunters. Often, dogs will get so excited over the smell of a hunt they'll forget they're looking for drugs.

• Don't put marijuana in a gas cap, in an external tank, or anywhere else on the exterior of your vehicle. Dogs will smell it immediately.

• Alternately, travel with a cat. They make a good distraction for canines used in a search.

 

PRAISE THE ROOF Like an English muffin, the ceiling of your car is filled with secret nooks and crannies


• A great place to stash pot in your car is toward the interior of the vehicle, tucked into a roof panel. The dog is less likely to detect the scent up high.

• If you want to be extra safe, cook up a batch of cookies or brownies. You rarely, if ever, see arrests made on pot-laden baked goods.

• Don't hide marijuana with other drugs. If cops find the pot, that's one thing; getting caught with more serial drugs, though, is a much tougher legal battle to fight.


• DO NOT put any of the following on your vehicle, they're red flags: D.A.R.E. stickers, Jesus Fish, your Kappa Sig frat sticker, or Vietnam vet stickers. Also, don't drive a Corvette—cops will pull you over just 'cause. (Ed: According to Mr. Cooper, if you're driving in Texas, try not to be black or Hispanic, either. Racial profiling abounds.)

SIMON SAYS Don't put your hands on your head or turn your palms up; you'll look like you're lying

• DO NOT scratch your head, light a cigarette, or turn your palms up. All are telltale signs you are nervous and hiding something.

• Know your rights. It's important to remember the distinction between "reasonable suspicion" and "probable cause." As stand-alone items, rolling papers, clear baggies, and bongs (as long as there is no resin in them) aren't sufficient grounds for an officer to search your car. A cop can only conduct a search based on one of the following: he sees or smells a controlled substance, an informant tells him drugs are in the car, or a dog is alerted to the presence of narcotics.

• You have the right to remain silent. Use that. Never answer questions if they are damaging.

• Never admit to having smoked pot just because a cop threatens you with a blood test. The only time you are obligated to consent to a test is if you are served with a search warrant, as is often the case if you are involved in a traffic accident involving serial bodily harm.

• If you have just a little bit of marijuana on you, and it's decently well-hidden in your car, consent to a search. More often than not, the cop will do a cursory search and be on his way. Claiming your constitutional right against illegal search and seizure is fantastic in theory, but not so much in practice.

[StevOK]

Why would having a Jesus fish make you more likely to get pulled over?

[pbradley]

Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

• DO NOT put any of the following on your vehicle, they're red flags: D.A.R.E. stickers, Jesus Fish, your Kappa Sig frat sticker, or Vietnam vet stickers. Also, don't drive a Corvette—cops will pull you over just 'cause. (Ed: According to Mr. Cooper, if you're driving in Texas, try not to be black or Hispanic, either. Racial profiling abounds.)

HAHAHAHAHA.

[SynthethicalY]

That last part pbradley quoted made me laugh.

[alyasa]

Thank you for that.

P.S. For a minute there, I thought that was Crypto in the picture.

[alyasa]

I feel like I should say something clever.

[alyasa]

It's possible...

[Anngella]

Well, you did, technically, say "something clever."

I use too many commas.

[alyasa]

I see you're from Vagina... How are things down there? Fine, as ever?

[Anngella]

Originally Posted by alyasa

I see you're from Vagina... How are things down there? Fine, as ever?

Warm and wet, like usual. But it's newly shaved and there's a nasty razor burn..
Hopefully some aloe will be shipped over soon.

[alyasa]

Ahh, I used to be in the import and export business down there... I hear they have one of the busiest ports; like ever...

[Anngella]

Definitely. My vagina was ranked the top in the nation for imports, it's crazy.

[alyasa]

My vagina? Is that one of those patriotic things? Like, My America?

[Anngella]

Well, there are a lot of vaginas, just like there are a lot of states. So it's more like a state than a nation.

[alyasa]

Hmm... Then kudos to your vagina... I hope it shelters you in your, like, time of need...

[Anngella]

MY

 

IS LIKE AN

 

And thus, provides much shelter.

[alyasa]

I heard those Southie Projects people can get really rough...