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Old 06.20.2007, 11:06 AM   #1
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I've been asked to send an email to a head of college 'to prove im capable of writing'. I could write anything, but lets keep it relevant to my course choice - Communication with Media. She's looking for one of those 'why I chose to apply for this course' peices of nonsense.

How would you start this email?!

Thank you for your help

Yours sincerely, A lazy bastard.
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Old 06.20.2007, 11:07 AM   #2
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hello i am this and that and i think that your school is this and that and i want to go there because of this and that.
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Old 06.20.2007, 11:11 AM   #3
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you dont really want me to leave you for this college course do you? I told you id see you on weekends.
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Old 06.20.2007, 11:25 AM   #4
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I've been asked to send an email to a head of college 'to prove im capable of writing'. I could write anything, but lets keep it relevant to my course choice - Communication with Media. She's looking for one of those 'why I chose to apply for this course' peices of nonsense.

How would you start this email?!

Thank you for your help

Yours sincerely, A lazy bastard.

Dear Professor Koo (or whatever):

I am thoroughly incapable of writing. Please accept me based on either my good looks or your charitable instincts.

Yours sincerely, A lazy bastard

^^ HOW'S THAT?
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Old 06.20.2007, 11:36 AM   #5
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Im actually doing alright now. I'm really going for it. This aint so tough. I can do it. I'm better than this. God im good.
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Old 06.20.2007, 11:50 AM   #6
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ah just write about something you give 2 shits about. Sonic Youth for example. It'll flow.
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Old 06.20.2007, 05:35 PM   #7
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Google is your friend, for instance:

‘I chose this course because it had a great reputation and it covered most media subjects. The fascinating subjects are taught by very knowledgeable teachers. This course is perfectly oriented towards what I want to learn. I am proud to be a Brookes student.’

you better replace Brookes with your schools name though
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Old 06.20.2007, 09:21 PM   #8
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just compliment the school and try to make yourself sound as grand as possible.
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