Akon apologizes for dry humping 14 year old girl

screamingskull · 05.15.2007, 11:20 AM

"Akon is finally speaking out about his humping a 14-year-old girl at a recent concert in Trinidad. The singer was video taped dancing very provocatively, ok he was just humping her, and now he's apologizing.

"First, and most important to me, I want to sincerely apologize for the embarrassment and any pain I've caused to the young woman who joined me on-stage, her family and the Trinidad community for the events at my concert in Port of Spain on April 12th.

It was never my intention to embarrass or take advantage of my fans in any way, especially those under the age of 18. That is why we tried to make sure that the club did not admit anyone under 18 in the audience. Somehow, that standard was not met.

Again, I apologize to those concerned and to all my fans and I pledge to all that we will strive to make sure this type of incident does not happen again."

Meanwhile, the apology came a day late for Verizon, who cut ties with the singer and, by extension, the tour with Gwen Stefani."

watch it, its pretty bad, worse than i expected it to be http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OS1ai989Mw

Everyneurotic · 05.15.2007, 11:23 AM

smack that, on the flooooor
smack that 'till you get soooore

screamingskull · 05.15.2007, 11:24 AM

to the window, to the wall, to the sweat drip from my balls

Everyneurotic · 05.15.2007, 11:34 AM

I feel you creepin', I can see you from my shadow.
Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo.
Maybe go to my place and just kick it, like Taebo.

this is my favorite part!

screamingskull · 05.15.2007, 11:36 AM

the lyrics are pretty appalling

And possibly bend you over.
Look back and watch me
smack that, all on the floor,
smack that, give me some more,
smack that, 'till you get sore
smack that, oooh.
smack that, all on the floor,
smack that, give me some more,
smack that, 'till you get sore,
smack that, oooh.

floatingslowly · 05.15.2007, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by screamingskull

to the window, to the wall, to the sweat drip from my balls

good gawd girl, it's lunch time in the colonies!

I don't think I've EVER seen dryhumping done with such...vigor before.

Everyneurotic · 05.15.2007, 11:37 AM

how he sells so many albums, i will never know.

he's basically r kelly without the natural dumbass factor.

Rob Instigator · 05.15.2007, 11:37 AM

pop that coochie, pop, pop that coochie baby.....

Rob Instigator · 05.15.2007, 11:38 AM

I nevre even heard of this guy.

screamingskull · 05.15.2007, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

how he sells so many albums, i will never know.

he's basically r kelly without the natural dumbass factor.

R Kelly's funny in a "what will he do next?" kind of way. like michael jackson!

Everyneurotic · 05.15.2007, 11:40 AM

yeah, kinda; but with a lot of cluelessness going on.

i mean, he thinks trapped in the closet is an artistic statment, for real!

screamingskull · 05.15.2007, 11:41 AM

he believes he can fly, did you know.

Everyneurotic · 05.15.2007, 11:46 AM

well yes, he believes he can touch the sky.

MellySingsDoom · 05.15.2007, 11:47 AM

I've got your apology, Akon....

...RIGHT HERE!!!

king_buzzo · 05.15.2007, 11:56 AM

Oh god...

floatingslowly · 05.15.2007, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

i mean, he thinks trapped in the closet is an artistic statment, for real!

it might not be art, but it sure is funny!

I mean come on....a midget shits himself. how couldn't that be funny??

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Originally Posted by vBulletin

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to MellySingsDoom again.

Toilet & Bowels · 05.15.2007, 12:14 PM

well it's not his fault, how was he supposed to know she was underage?

ALIEN ANAL · 05.15.2007, 12:16 PM

holy shit, that was so much worse than i expected....he raped her!
..
...
....
i gotta get into hip hop!!

Toilet & Bowels · 05.15.2007, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL

holy shit, that was so much worse than i expected....he raped her!
..
...
....
i gotta get into hip hop!!

a few rappers have ventured into pornography

ALIEN ANAL · 05.15.2007, 12:26 PM

yehhh boi
get me some bling
gonna show her my thing
make her shake her booty
and then ill slide in her ring

05.15.2007, 11:20 AM	#1
screamingskull invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: england Posts: 5,580	"Akon is finally speaking out about his humping a 14-year-old girl at a recent concert in Trinidad. The singer was video taped dancing very provocatively, ok he was just humping her, and now he's apologizing. "First, and most important to me, I want to sincerely apologize for the embarrassment and any pain I've caused to the young woman who joined me on-stage, her family and the Trinidad community for the events at my concert in Port of Spain on April 12th. It was never my intention to embarrass or take advantage of my fans in any way, especially those under the age of 18. That is why we tried to make sure that the club did not admit anyone under 18 in the audience. Somehow, that standard was not met. Again, I apologize to those concerned and to all my fans and I pledge to all that we will strive to make sure this type of incident does not happen again." Meanwhile, the apology came a day late for Verizon, who cut ties with the singer and, by extension, the tour with Gwen Stefani." watch it, its pretty bad, worse than i expected it to be http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OS1ai989Mw
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05.15.2007, 11:23 AM	#2
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	smack that, on the flooooor smack that 'till you get soooore __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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05.15.2007, 11:24 AM	#3
screamingskull invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: england Posts: 5,580	to the window, to the wall, to the sweat drip from my balls
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05.15.2007, 11:34 AM	#4
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	I feel you creepin', I can see you from my shadow. Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo. Maybe go to my place and just kick it, like Taebo. this is my favorite part! __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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05.15.2007, 11:36 AM	#5
screamingskull invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: england Posts: 5,580	the lyrics are pretty appalling And possibly bend you over. Look back and watch me smack that, all on the floor, smack that, give me some more, smack that, 'till you get sore smack that, oooh. smack that, all on the floor, smack that, give me some more, smack that, 'till you get sore, smack that, oooh.
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05.15.2007, 11:37 AM	#7
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	how he sells so many albums, i will never know. he's basically r kelly without the natural dumbass factor. __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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05.15.2007, 11:37 AM	#8
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	pop that coochie, pop, pop that coochie baby..... __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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05.15.2007, 11:38 AM	#9
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	I nevre even heard of this guy. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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05.15.2007, 11:40 AM	#11
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	yeah, kinda; but with a lot of cluelessness going on. i mean, he thinks trapped in the closet is an artistic statment, for real! __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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05.15.2007, 11:41 AM	#12
screamingskull invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: england Posts: 5,580	he believes he can fly, did you know.
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05.15.2007, 11:46 AM	#13
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	well yes, he believes he can touch the sky. __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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05.15.2007, 11:47 AM	#14
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	I've got your apology, Akon.... ...RIGHT HERE!!! __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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05.15.2007, 11:56 AM	#15
king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	Oh god...
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05.15.2007, 12:14 PM	#17
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,268	well it's not his fault, how was he supposed to know she was underage?
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05.15.2007, 12:16 PM	#18
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	holy shit, that was so much worse than i expected....he raped her! .. ... .... i gotta get into hip hop!! __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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05.15.2007, 12:26 PM	#20
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	yehhh boi get me some bling gonna show her my thing make her shake her booty and then ill slide in her ring __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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