i think im in love

ALIEN ANAL · 04.12.2007, 01:51 AM

a telephone marketer just rang and she sounded like such a babe...i miss her..

SynthethicalY · 04.12.2007, 01:52 AM

Call her back, pretend you are interested in what she is selling.

ALIEN ANAL · 04.12.2007, 01:57 AM

haha nah thats impossible, it was just one of those random caller people things *sigh* i shall never find this kind of true love again :P

SynthethicalY · 04.12.2007, 01:58 AM

What no caller ID? Lame.

ALIEN ANAL · 04.12.2007, 04:29 AM

nah she had to match it, i shall write a stoner adventure story about a guy finding his telemarketer voice dream girl and it will be amazing!

Pookie · 04.12.2007, 04:43 AM

I had a call yesterday from my credit card company. They said that because I'd opted to not receive phone calls from them, I was missing out on some great offers, so they were calling to let me know what I'm missing out on by them not calling me!!!!

I didn't fall in love with her by the way.

jon boy · 04.12.2007, 05:08 AM

i get texts from companies. in love with them all.

fishmonkey · 04.12.2007, 05:09 AM

i fell in love with the TV Licence Inspector guy once.

sonicl · 04.12.2007, 05:14 AM

There is a bank in London that sends adverts out to people's bluetooth-enabled phones as they walk past. I don't have a bluetooth-enabled phone, so there is no chance of a love affair between myself and said financial institution.

jon boy · 04.12.2007, 05:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fishmonkey

i fell in love with the TV Licence Inspector guy once.

was it love or was it lust?

fishmonkey · 04.12.2007, 05:41 AM

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Originally Posted by jon boy

was it love or was it lust?

hard to say jon boy, i think i was more freaking out because of the fact i didnt actually have a TV Licence. i was pulling the whole "can i help you officer?" scene while twirling my hair with my fingers and chewing gum.

_slavo_ · 04.12.2007, 05:41 AM

I had a private banker like 3 years ago when I came back from USA with shitload of money and was thinking how to invest it. She was a real babe, maybe 3 years younger than me, smart, neat and pretty, and I guess she was hitting on me real bad (like, when your banker calls you out, that's probably something). But I was happy back then with my previous GF, so I turned that down.

Still have lots of love for that bank anyway ;-)

jon boy · 04.12.2007, 05:45 AM

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Originally Posted by fishmonkey

hard to say jon boy, i think i was more freaking out because of the fact i didnt actually have a TV Licence. i was pulling the whole "can i help you officer?" scene while twirling my hair with my fingers and chewing gum.

perhaps you could have offered payment in another way...

fishmonkey · 04.12.2007, 05:48 AM

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Originally Posted by jon boy

perhaps you could have offered payment in another way...

yeah that was my angle alright, there was a brand new episode of Lost coming on and i was gonna invite him in to watch it on my 42' Plasma TV

afterthefact · 04.12.2007, 10:47 AM

I once fell in love with the automated voice response unit at my credit card company, she knew just what I wanted.

ALIEN ANAL · 04.12.2007, 10:48 AM

i told them to call back at about 5 today, and they did...but it wasnt her

im heart broken

Green_mind · 04.12.2007, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by fishmonkey

yeah that was my angle alright, there was a brand new episode of Lost coming on and i was gonna invite him in to watch it on my 42' Plasma TV

504" plasma TV!
I wonder how many people have fallen in love with each other over the phone.

ALIEN ANAL · 04.12.2007, 11:03 AM

i had phone sex last night ?

Green_mind · 04.12.2007, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL

i had phone sex last night ?

You must have needed lots of lubrication!

ALIEN ANAL · 04.12.2007, 11:15 AM

yes ha ha i predicted something along those lines would be said.

04.12.2007, 01:51 AM	#1
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SynthethicalY invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 7,408	Call her back, pretend you are interested in what she is selling.
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ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	haha nah thats impossible, it was just one of those random caller people things sigh i shall never find this kind of true love again :P __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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SynthethicalY invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 7,408	What no caller ID? Lame.
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ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	nah she had to match it, i shall write a stoner adventure story about a guy finding his telemarketer voice dream girl and it will be amazing! __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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Pookie invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 9,877	I had a call yesterday from my credit card company. They said that because I'd opted to not receive phone calls from them, I was missing out on some great offers, so they were calling to let me know what I'm missing out on by them not calling me!!!! I didn't fall in love with her by the way.
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sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	There is a bank in London that sends adverts out to people's bluetooth-enabled phones as they walk past. I don't have a bluetooth-enabled phone, so there is no chance of a love affair between myself and said financial institution.
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_slavo_ invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ðîññèÿ Posts: 10,908	I had a private banker like 3 years ago when I came back from USA with shitload of money and was thinking how to invest it. She was a real babe, maybe 3 years younger than me, smart, neat and pretty, and I guess she was hitting on me real bad (like, when your banker calls you out, that's probably something). But I was happy back then with my previous GF, so I turned that down. Still have lots of love for that bank anyway ;-) __________________ you're the boy that can enjoy invisibility
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afterthefact invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,886	I once fell in love with the automated voice response unit at my credit card company, she knew just what I wanted. __________________ "She hated people who thought too much. At that moment, she struck me as an appropriate representative for almost all mankind." - Kurt Vonnegut Cat's Cradle
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ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	i told them to call back at about 5 today, and they did...but it wasnt her im heart broken __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	i had phone sex last night ? __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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