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Old 03.01.2007, 11:03 AM   #1
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Old 03.01.2007, 11:05 AM   #2
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J Mascis solo day?

that would be one day where i would have to stay in bed i'm afraid. no more room up my ass for any more pedals..

cool thread Porkie by the way.


*edit.... hold on a minute... whats the prizes?
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Old 03.01.2007, 11:07 AM   #3
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J Mascis solo day?

that would be one day where i would have to stay in bed i'm afraid. no more room up my ass for any more pedals..

cool thread Porkie by the way.


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A pedal up your anus.
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Old 03.01.2007, 11:09 AM   #4
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A pedal up your anus.


please god not a wah wah...
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Old 03.01.2007, 11:16 AM   #5
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Old 03.01.2007, 11:20 AM   #6
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what's wrong with properly played wah wah?
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Old 03.01.2007, 11:47 AM   #7
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i'd do it if i win the pedal.
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Old 03.01.2007, 12:05 PM   #8
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what's wrong with properly played wah wah?

nothin except the damm thing is up my ass.
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Old 03.01.2007, 12:08 PM   #9
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Are cunty pork threads about pork-forbidden artists better than actual music threads about pork-forbidden artists?
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Old 03.01.2007, 12:10 PM   #10
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Old 03.01.2007, 12:18 PM   #11
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Old 03.01.2007, 12:20 PM   #12
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Old 03.01.2007, 12:22 PM   #13
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If you can do so by also plugging a pedal up your anus you'll win prizes,many prizes.


Jealous much?


Are cunty pork threads about pork-forbidden artists better than actual music threads about pork-forbidden artists?
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Old 03.01.2007, 01:00 PM   #14
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I'll be the first to write that I am not the biggest Dinosaur, Jr. enthusiast.
Personally, it doesn't bother me when Dinosaur, Jr., threads appear here on the board though.
And even if it did bother me, I wouldn't make numerous posts to complain about it.

But that's all neither here nor there.

Here we have yet another thread that finds sir porkcorker engaging in some decidedly left-field J.-bashing that should make just about anyone scratch their head.

Yes, there are lots of other talented guitarists and musicians that deserve mention in our pages here, but it shouldn't come as a surprise to any reasonable person that people here are interested in J. and Dinosaur, Jr., since, after all, he is a longtime personal friend of Sonic Youth and this is a Sonic Youth message board.

J. Mascis has a singular, individual style (no one else sounds like him) and he is, to even the most untrained ears, obviously a talented, if not gifted, guitarist.

Anyone who would ever assert differently, (just like the case with The Beatles) has an axe to grind because they are a fucking asshole with nothing better on their mind but being a contrarian cunt bitch.

Gee, we're all sorry you woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning, dick, but don't make topic after topic day in and day out on this community message board about your gripes and moans in vainglorious attempts to stir up bullshit, you rat bastard.

So there you have it. Draw your own conclusions, of course.
I really do not have the textual equivalent of Tourette('s) syndrome haha, it's just that the guy is such a fucking cancer here on this board that I can restrain myself and hold it back for only so long.
But please open you minds enough to see clearly one thing for certain:
What is undeniable is that porkmarras thinks it's funny to rile people up with his pointless, cunty, brain-dead threads.
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Old 03.01.2007, 01:49 PM   #15
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I would answer to that if you didn't make it a way of life of missing the point,Madame Bitterfly.By the way,i'm in an excellent mood as it happens.Not that you could possibly ever detect that.
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Old 03.01.2007, 01:51 PM   #16
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Old 03.01.2007, 01:53 PM   #17
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I was planning on throwing a party on Dre day, but it passed and I forgot.

I'm not the biggest enthusiast of Dinosaur Jr. either. I have Bug, and it's not bad, but I don't feel that they have the creativity that sparks my interest that other artists do
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Old 03.01.2007, 02:17 PM   #18
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Dinosaur Is God!

J Is God!
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