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Old 02.12.2007, 12:33 PM   #1
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Yes, I am that big of a spaced-out scatter-brained freak. I bruised my knee.

BTW, by "bike," I mean "bicycle."
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Old 02.12.2007, 12:35 PM   #2
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i feel for you man. i drive a moped and i bailed off once in the street and sprained my ankle. i almost broke my leg.
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Old 02.12.2007, 12:46 PM   #3
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Yeah, me too. One time I got ran over on a French Nomade Motobecane 62 cm edition. I had a bruised rib. It sucked hard. The bicycle frame (made of steel) was IRREPERABLE. I was on the way to a music show and I was listening to daydream nation at the time. It totally blew my nuts.
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Old 02.12.2007, 02:17 PM   #4
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you should've crashed it into your neighbors ride.
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Old 02.12.2007, 02:20 PM   #5
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Yes i remember doing that as a child. you go down the little hill, turn the corner and BANG
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Old 02.12.2007, 02:32 PM   #6
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That's really crappy
I've had several crashed bike experience (probably because I like to bike fast) One was me and my friend double riding down a hill with a corner at the bottom. We didn't turn and steered right into some guy's leaf bags while he stood there with his rake watching us. Some time before that a kid I got baby sat with was biking in front of me. She stopped her bike, I crashed into her back tire and flew over the handle bars. Resulting in an inch deep gash in my knee and about 12 stitches.
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Old 02.12.2007, 03:03 PM   #7
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i haven't hit a parked car before, but i've come close.
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Old 02.12.2007, 03:05 PM   #8
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That's really crappy
I've had several crashed bike experience (probably because I like to bike fast) One was me and my friend double riding down a hill with a corner at the bottom. We didn't turn and steered right into some guy's leaf bags while he stood there with his rake watching us. Some time before that a kid I got baby sat with was biking in front of me. She stopped her bike, I crashed into her back tire and flew over the handle bars. Resulting in an inch deep gash in my knee and about 12 stitches.

Jesus H. Christ. thats insane
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Old 02.12.2007, 03:20 PM   #9
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My worst biking accident was running into a trash can, which jarred me off the seat and onto the bar. While not as painful as it is for a male, I'm sure, I was certain it split me in half. I now choose to destroy the environment with a car.

Watch yourself next time, 'tard.
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Old 02.12.2007, 03:24 PM   #10
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I've gone over the handlebars mountain biking before on a couple of occasions. Once, I bruised/cracked ribs, severely sprained both arms, pulped the muscle on the front of my shin and probably sustained a hairline fracture in that area as well. I couldn't walk for three weeks after that. I lost all my nerve for nihilistic mountain biking after that, but I still ride like a maniac on streets. I am a lot more defensive now though, always looking out ahead and trying to anticipate the moves of motorists.

I have found parked cars to be relatively easy to avoid, though.
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Old 02.12.2007, 03:24 PM   #11
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My worst biking accident was running into a trash can, which jarred me off the seat and onto the bar. While not as painful as it is for a male, I'm sure, I was certain it split me in half. I now choose to destroy the environment with a car.

Watch yourself next time, 'tard.

Hahahah, that's very unfortunate

I remember when I was little my brother came home crying and full of cuts and bruises. Apparently he had crashed into a barbeque someone was throwing out hahah.
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Old 02.12.2007, 03:46 PM   #12
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I bet you looked a fool durin the crash, I would like to see someone do that.
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Old 02.12.2007, 05:23 PM   #13
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Some little brat crashed into my car and broke my tail light. I told his white trash mom she needed to buy me a new fucking tail light.
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Old 02.12.2007, 05:28 PM   #14
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I hit a patch of sand on my skateboard once, and flew off with the result that my lower teeth went through my lip. F**ing funny (although less so at the time).

Get well soon, noumy's knee.
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Old 02.12.2007, 08:10 PM   #15
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Yes, I am that big of a spaced-out scatter-brained freak. I bruised my knee.

BTW, by "bike," I mean "bicycle."

hot chingo. i got mine locked to a fucking lamp post outside. i'm knocking on this table because, better you than me, right?

no, seriously man, that's fukked, sorry. get yourself some ice.
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Old 02.12.2007, 10:30 PM   #16
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I was limping around the mall tonight and noticed they were having a baby modeling competition. Hundreds of parents and dressed up toddlers parading in front of a judging table at which sat two middle-aged slatterns and some fat son-of-a-bitch in a shirt at least two sizes too small. There was a table full of trophies for the winners, and I reckon, also the losers. It made me think of my ex, who was a math textbook model when she was a kid.

My knee is feeling better - thanks everybody. I think that the chicken wings I had for supper tonight contained embryonic stem cells or something.
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Old 02.12.2007, 10:38 PM   #17
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Nice limping tangent
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Old 02.13.2007, 04:51 AM   #18
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I can't believe how careless you all are. Quite how you were ever allowed to have the training wheels removed from your bikes, I shall never know.
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Old 02.13.2007, 06:22 AM   #19
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i havnt fallen off my bike since i was a kid because i watch where i am going.
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