Why is Tyra Banks on my TV?

✌➬ · 06.17.2008, 01:00 PM

Well?

luisxvi · 06.17.2008, 01:03 PM

Where to begin...

EMMAh · 06.17.2008, 01:05 PM

Change the channel.

That twat makes me want to kill.

nicfit · 06.17.2008, 01:06 PM

better question: why do you turn on your tv if it doesn't manage to turn you on?
pun time.

luisxvi · 06.17.2008, 01:06 PM

Well yes precisely.

✌➬ · 06.17.2008, 01:14 PM

I am too lazy to go to the tv. I have no remote control.

mangajunky · 06.17.2008, 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nicfit

better question: why do you turn on your tv if it doesn't manage to turn you on?
pun time.

you sound like a Cadillac® commercial.

nicfit · 06.17.2008, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by mangajunky

you sound like a Cadillac® commercial.

Thanks mister!
You can call 555-CAD-I-LACK for more infos on our special pink cars offers!

synth you're doomed.

✌➬ · 06.17.2008, 01:23 PM

Twat she is.

MellySingsDoom · 06.17.2008, 02:42 PM

She's there because, um, you touch yourself at night?

✌➬ · 06.17.2008, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

She's there because, um, you touch yourself at night?

Sorry, she is no melly.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 06.17.2008, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ✌➬

Well?

cuz you didn't change the channel.

✌➬ · 06.17.2008, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous

cuz you didn't change the channel.

Way to point the obvious.

Toilet & Bowels · 06.17.2008, 03:40 PM

i met her very breifly twice and she was very polite

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 06.17.2008, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by ✌➬

Way to point the obvious.

that was the idea.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to ✌➬ again.

Rob Instigator · 06.17.2008, 04:53 PM

demonrail666 · 06.17.2008, 05:09 PM

I had sex with her once.

EDIT: Discard that comment. It isn't true.

MellySingsDoom · 06.17.2008, 05:13 PM

^^^Thank goodness too. She has a serious woman body, but a transsexual face. You coulda bummed a bloker!

demonrail666 · 06.17.2008, 05:19 PM

The age old mantlepiece/fire analogy springs immediately to mind.

Pookie · 06.17.2008, 05:21 PM

I've never heard of this woman with a man's face.

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