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✌➬ 06.17.2008 01:00 PM

Why is Tyra Banks on my TV?
 
Well?

luisxvi 06.17.2008 01:03 PM

Where to begin...

EMMAh 06.17.2008 01:05 PM

Change the channel.

That twat makes me want to kill.

nicfit 06.17.2008 01:06 PM

better question: why do you turn on your tv if it doesn't manage to turn you on?
pun time.

luisxvi 06.17.2008 01:06 PM

Well yes precisely.

✌➬ 06.17.2008 01:14 PM

I am too lazy to go to the tv. I have no remote control.

mangajunky 06.17.2008 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nicfit
better question: why do you turn on your tv if it doesn't manage to turn you on?
pun time.


you sound like a Cadillac® commercial.

nicfit 06.17.2008 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mangajunky
you sound like a Cadillac® commercial.

Thanks mister!
You can call 555-CAD-I-LACK for more infos on our special pink cars offers!

synth you're doomed.

✌➬ 06.17.2008 01:23 PM

Twat she is.

MellySingsDoom 06.17.2008 02:42 PM

She's there because, um, you touch yourself at night?

✌➬ 06.17.2008 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom
She's there because, um, you touch yourself at night?


Sorry, she is no melly.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 06.17.2008 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ✌➬
Well?


cuz you didn't change the channel.

✌➬ 06.17.2008 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous
cuz you didn't change the channel.


Way to point the obvious.

Toilet & Bowels 06.17.2008 03:40 PM

i met her very breifly twice and she was very polite

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 06.17.2008 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ✌➬
Way to point the obvious.


that was the idea.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to ✌➬ again.

Rob Instigator 06.17.2008 04:53 PM

 

demonrail666 06.17.2008 05:09 PM

I had sex with her once.



EDIT: Discard that comment. It isn't true.

MellySingsDoom 06.17.2008 05:13 PM

^^^Thank goodness too. She has a serious woman body, but a transsexual face. You coulda bummed a bloker!

demonrail666 06.17.2008 05:19 PM

The age old mantlepiece/fire analogy springs immediately to mind.

Pookie 06.17.2008 05:21 PM

I've never heard of this woman with a man's face.


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