It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black

Norma J · 09.21.2006, 03:26 AM

Nigel Tufnel: Look... still has the old tag on, never even played it.
Marty DiBergi: [points his finger] You've never played...?
Nigel Tufnel: Don't touch it!
Marty DiBergi: We'll I wasn't going to touch it, I was just pointing at it.
Nigel Tufnel: Well... don't point! It can't be played.
Marty DiBergi: Don't point, okay. Can I look at it?
Nigel Tufnel: No. no. That's it, you've seen enough of that one.

jon boy · 09.21.2006, 03:27 AM

its like a black mirror.

Norma J · 09.21.2006, 03:34 AM

Bobbi Flekman: You put a greased naked woman on all fours with a dog collar around her neck, and a leash, and a man's arm extended out up to here, holding onto the leash, and pushing a black glove in her face to sniff it. You don't find that offensive? You don't find that sexist?
Ian Faith: This is 1982, Bobbi, c'mon!
Bobbi Flekman: That's right, it's 1982! Get out of the '60s. We don't have this mentality anymore.
Ian Faith: Well, you should have seen the cover they wanted to do! It wasn't a glove, believe me.

Rob Instigator · 09.21.2006, 08:53 AM

There's such a fine line between clever and stupid.

Everyneurotic · 09.21.2006, 09:54 AM

what's wrong with being sexy?
sexist!!

stop wastin' ma time
you know what i want
you know what i ne-ne-ne-ne-need
or maybe you don't
gimme some money

derek: practical question...are we doing stonehenge tomorrow?
david: NO WE'RE NOT DOING STONEHENGE TOMORROW!!!

jennthebenn · 09.21.2006, 12:01 PM

"I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the band was down. I think that the problem *may* have been, that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being *crushed* by a *dwarf*. Alright? That tended to understate the hugeness of the object. "

CHOUT · 09.21.2006, 02:56 PM

shit sandwich

jon boy · 09.21.2006, 03:48 PM

whats the difference between golf and minature golf?

Everyneurotic · 09.21.2006, 03:53 PM

nigel: it's because of your fucking wife, you can't play the guitar because of your fucking wife.
david: she's not my fucking wife!!!

ian: i'm not having a co-manager especially if she dresses like an australian's nightmare.

jon boy · 09.21.2006, 04:32 PM

what day did the lord create spinal tap and couldnt he have rested on that day as well?

jon boy · 09.21.2006, 04:35 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RCXwy0krNs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_tPb24eTRo

i actually own a copy of small the glove.

Cantankerous · 09.21.2006, 04:40 PM

it's part of a trilogy, a musical trilogy i'm working on in D minor which is the saddest of all keys, I find. people weep instantly when they hear it, and I don't know why.
what do you call this?
well this piece is called lick my love pump.

as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll

Everyneurotic · 09.21.2006, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

it's part of a trilogy, a musical trilogy i'm working on in D minor which is the saddest of all keys, I find. people weep instantly when they hear it, and I don't know why.
what do you call this?
well this piece is called lick my love pump...

it's a cross between mozart and bach so it's a "mach"

Cantankerous · 09.21.2006, 04:47 PM

he died in a bizarre gardening accident..

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 09.21.2006, 04:51 PM

May I start by saying how thrilled we are to have you here. We are such fans of your music and all of your records. I'm not speaking of yours personally, but the whole genre of the rock and roll.

Everyneurotic · 09.21.2006, 04:54 PM

can we start the proceedings at 0700 hours? seeing as now it's 0650.
so, are we playing in 50 hours?

jon boy · 09.21.2006, 04:56 PM

puppet show and spinal tap.

Cantankerous · 09.21.2006, 05:02 PM

you can't really dust for vomit

Danny Himself · 09.21.2006, 05:05 PM

Jazz Odyssey

Norma J · 09.21.2006, 06:07 PM

- We're lucky.
- Yeah.
- I mean, people should be envying us, you know.
- I envy us.
- Yeah.
- I do.
- Me too.

09.21.2006, 03:26 AM	#1
Norma J invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Orstralia Posts: 4,917	Nigel Tufnel: Look... still has the old tag on, never even played it. Marty DiBergi: [points his finger] You've never played...? Nigel Tufnel: Don't touch it! Marty DiBergi: We'll I wasn't going to touch it, I was just pointing at it. Nigel Tufnel: Well... don't point! It can't be played. Marty DiBergi: Don't point, okay. Can I look at it? Nigel Tufnel: No. no. That's it, you've seen enough of that one. __________________ I want girls with new-wave hair-doos
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jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	its like a black mirror. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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Norma J invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Orstralia Posts: 4,917	Bobbi Flekman: You put a greased naked woman on all fours with a dog collar around her neck, and a leash, and a man's arm extended out up to here, holding onto the leash, and pushing a black glove in her face to sniff it. You don't find that offensive? You don't find that sexist? Ian Faith: This is 1982, Bobbi, c'mon! Bobbi Flekman: That's right, it's 1982! Get out of the '60s. We don't have this mentality anymore. Ian Faith: Well, you should have seen the cover they wanted to do! It wasn't a glove, believe me. __________________ I want girls with new-wave hair-doos
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Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,975	There's such a fine line between clever and stupid. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	what's wrong with being sexy? sexist!! stop wastin' ma time you know what i want you know what i ne-ne-ne-ne-need or maybe you don't gimme some money derek: practical question...are we doing stonehenge tomorrow? david: NO WE'RE NOT DOING STONEHENGE TOMORROW!!! __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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jennthebenn expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Maryland Posts: 2,261	"I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the band was down. I think that the problem may have been, that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf. Alright? That tended to understate the hugeness of the object. "
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jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	whats the difference between golf and minature golf? __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	nigel: it's because of your fucking wife, you can't play the guitar because of your fucking wife. david: she's not my fucking wife!!! ian: i'm not having a co-manager especially if she dresses like an australian's nightmare. __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	what day did the lord create spinal tap and couldnt he have rested on that day as well? __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RCXwy0krNs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_tPb24eTRo i actually own a copy of small the glove. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	it's part of a trilogy, a musical trilogy i'm working on in D minor which is the saddest of all keys, I find. people weep instantly when they hear it, and I don't know why. what do you call this? well this piece is called lick my love pump. as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll __________________ RETIRED
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SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	May I start by saying how thrilled we are to have you here. We are such fans of your music and all of your records. I'm not speaking of yours personally, but the whole genre of the rock and roll.
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Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	can we start the proceedings at 0700 hours? seeing as now it's 0650. so, are we playing in 50 hours? __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	puppet show and spinal tap. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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Norma J invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Orstralia Posts: 4,917	- We're lucky. - Yeah. - I mean, people should be envying us, you know. - I envy us. - Yeah. - I do. - Me too. __________________ I want girls with new-wave hair-doos
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