It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black
 

Nigel Tufnel: Look... still has the old tag on, never even played it.
Marty DiBergi: [points his finger] You've never played...?
Nigel Tufnel: Don't touch it!
Marty DiBergi: We'll I wasn't going to touch it, I was just pointing at it.
Nigel Tufnel: Well... don't point! It can't be played.
Marty DiBergi: Don't point, okay. Can I look at it?
Nigel Tufnel: No. no. That's it, you've seen enough of that one.

its like a black mirror.

Bobbi Flekman: You put a greased naked woman on all fours with a dog collar around her neck, and a leash, and a man's arm extended out up to here, holding onto the leash, and pushing a black glove in her face to sniff it. You don't find that offensive? You don't find that sexist?
Ian Faith: This is 1982, Bobbi, c'mon!
Bobbi Flekman: That's right, it's 1982! Get out of the '60s. We don't have this mentality anymore.
Ian Faith: Well, you should have seen the cover they wanted to do! It wasn't a glove, believe me.

There's such a fine line between clever and stupid.

what's wrong with being sexy?
sexist!!


stop wastin' ma time
you know what i want
you know what i ne-ne-ne-ne-need
or maybe you don't
gimme some money

derek: practical question...are we doing stonehenge tomorrow?
david: NO WE'RE NOT DOING STONEHENGE TOMORROW!!!

"I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the band was down. I think that the problem *may* have been, that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being *crushed* by a *dwarf*. Alright? That tended to understate the hugeness of the object. "

shit sandwich

whats the difference between golf and minature golf?

nigel: it's because of your fucking wife, you can't play the guitar because of your fucking wife.
david: she's not my fucking wife!!!

ian: i'm not having a co-manager especially if she dresses like an australian's nightmare.

what day did the lord create spinal tap and couldnt he have rested on that day as well?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RCXwy0krNs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_tPb24eTRo

i actually own a copy of small the glove.

it's part of a trilogy, a musical trilogy i'm working on in D minor which is the saddest of all keys, I find. people weep instantly when they hear it, and I don't know why.
what do you call this?
well this piece is called lick my love pump.


as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll

it's a cross between mozart and bach so it's a "mach"

he died in a bizarre gardening accident..

May I start by saying how thrilled we are to have you here. We are such fans of your music and all of your records. I'm not speaking of yours personally, but the whole genre of the rock and roll.

can we start the proceedings at 0700 hours? seeing as now it's 0650.
so, are we playing in 50 hours?

puppet show and spinal tap.

you can't really dust for vomit

Jazz Odyssey

- We're lucky.
- Yeah.
- I mean, people should be envying us, you know.
- I envy us.
- Yeah.
- I do.
- Me too.