One of life's perplexing questions:

summer · 05.22.2009, 08:00 PM

In the Wizard of Oz, what did the witch look like that was crushed under the house? Was she pretty or ugly?

DeadDiscoDildo · 05.22.2009, 08:12 PM

Wouldn't YOU like to know?!

joe11121 · 05.22.2009, 09:07 PM

She was a witch, ugly whore.
/thread

floatingslowly · 05.22.2009, 09:32 PM

Glenda was hot, so The East might be too.

plus, she was the ruler of munchkins country...and look at snow white: hot.

I vote "pretty hot".

plus, she had nice shoes.

pbradley · 05.22.2009, 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

Glenda was hot, so The East might be too.

plus, she was the ruler of munchkins country...and look at snow white: hot.

I vote "pretty hot".

plus, she had nice shoes.

The Good Witches were North and South while the Wicked Witches were East and West.

Remember, the munchkins fucking paraded her death, like Somalis with Black Hawk pilots (except without dragging her corpse of course).

floatingslowly · 05.22.2009, 09:57 PM

nice job at completely disregarding the shoes.

*click*click*

there's no place like pretty. there's no place like pretty.

midgets fall in line accordingly.

pbradley · 05.22.2009, 10:05 PM

She bought the shoes to compensate for her butterface. Anything to attract attention away from the mug.

ZEROpumpkins · 05.22.2009, 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by joe11121

/end thread

joe11121 · 05.22.2009, 10:52 PM

ZEROpumpkins · 05.22.2009, 11:14 PM

(it's /thread, saying end would be redundant)

joe11121 · 05.23.2009, 09:41 PM

kay, fixed it

Better_Than_You · 05.23.2009, 09:49 PM

i think its a pretty interesting question, myself.

i'd say she was hot. like.. even the wicked witch was pretty hot. if she had a little plastic surgery, y'know?

Sonic Youth 37 · 05.24.2009, 02:33 PM

Bitch had green skin.

demonrail666 · 05.24.2009, 02:36 PM

hot, but a bit of a tease.

pbradley · 05.24.2009, 02:36 PM

Wicked = Ugly

This is an Old Testament truth.

Пятхъдесят Шест · 05.24.2009, 02:46 PM

I thought the witches of the east and west were twins?

They're both played by Margaret Hamilton in the 1939 film.

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joe11121 expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Brantford, Canada Posts: 1,843	She was a witch, ugly whore. /thread
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	Glenda was hot, so The East might be too. plus, she was the ruler of munchkins country...and look at snow white: hot. I vote "pretty hot". plus, she had nice shoes.
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	nice job at completely disregarding the shoes. clickclick* there's no place like pretty. there's no place like pretty. midgets fall in line accordingly.
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pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	She bought the shoes to compensate for her butterface. Anything to attract attention away from the mug.
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joe11121 expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Brantford, Canada Posts: 1,843	heh
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ZEROpumpkins invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 6,157	(it's /thread, saying end would be redundant) __________________
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joe11121 expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Brantford, Canada Posts: 1,843	kay, fixed it
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Better_Than_You the destroyed room Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Minnesota Posts: 635	i think its a pretty interesting question, myself. i'd say she was hot. like.. even the wicked witch was pretty hot. if she had a little plastic surgery, y'know? __________________ ze space.
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Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	Bitch had green skin. __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	hot, but a bit of a tease.
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Пятхъдесят Шест invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha, Nebraska, USA Posts: 3,063	I thought the witches of the east and west were twins? They're both played by Margaret Hamilton in the 1939 film.
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