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summer 05.22.2009 08:00 PM

One of life's perplexing questions:
 
In the Wizard of Oz, what did the witch look like that was crushed under the house? Was she pretty or ugly?

DeadDiscoDildo 05.22.2009 08:12 PM

Wouldn't YOU like to know?!

joe11121 05.22.2009 09:07 PM

She was a witch, ugly whore.
/thread

floatingslowly 05.22.2009 09:32 PM

Glenda was hot, so The East might be too.

plus, she was the ruler of munchkins country...and look at snow white: hot.

I vote "pretty hot".

plus, she had nice shoes.

pbradley 05.22.2009 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
Glenda was hot, so The East might be too.

plus, she was the ruler of munchkins country...and look at snow white: hot.

I vote "pretty hot".

plus, she had nice shoes.

The Good Witches were North and South while the Wicked Witches were East and West.

Remember, the munchkins fucking paraded her death, like Somalis with Black Hawk pilots (except without dragging her corpse of course).

floatingslowly 05.22.2009 09:57 PM

nice job at completely disregarding the shoes.

*click*click*

there's no place like pretty. there's no place like pretty.

midgets fall in line accordingly.

pbradley 05.22.2009 10:05 PM

She bought the shoes to compensate for her butterface. Anything to attract attention away from the mug.

ZEROpumpkins 05.22.2009 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by joe11121
/end thread

 

joe11121 05.22.2009 10:52 PM

heh

ZEROpumpkins 05.22.2009 11:14 PM

(it's /thread, saying end would be redundant)

joe11121 05.23.2009 09:41 PM

kay, fixed it

Better_Than_You 05.23.2009 09:49 PM

i think its a pretty interesting question, myself.

i'd say she was hot. like.. even the wicked witch was pretty hot. if she had a little plastic surgery, y'know?

Sonic Youth 37 05.24.2009 02:33 PM

Bitch had green skin.

 

demonrail666 05.24.2009 02:36 PM

hot, but a bit of a tease.

pbradley 05.24.2009 02:36 PM

Wicked = Ugly

This is an Old Testament truth.

Пятхъдесят Шест 05.24.2009 02:46 PM

I thought the witches of the east and west were twins?

They're both played by Margaret Hamilton in the 1939 film.


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