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Old 09.24.2006, 07:11 AM   #101
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Yeah, it's quite the group we have here.

We got porkmarras, Cantankerous, Toilet & Bowels and Pookie who are in competition as to who is the lamest board member who is utterly oblivious as to how lame they are.

You'd win the prize for that.
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Old 09.24.2006, 07:12 AM   #102
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Old 09.24.2006, 07:20 AM   #103
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As a nationality, it's Germans that can probably drink the most.
Many German beers are like malt liquor-laden syrup. EKU 28, one of the county's oldest brews, is 14% alcohol! I spent my twenties in Athens, Ga which is rumored to have the highest alcohol consumption rate per capita of any place on Earth except for a few places in Germany.


I wouldn't agree on this one, atari. Ever heard of countries like Russia, Ukraine, or ...erm...Slovakia?
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Old 09.24.2006, 07:35 AM   #104
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Yeah, they are known as heavy drinkers as well, _slavo_, you're right. When it comes to beer though, which was what was tangentially being discussed in the thread (since the topic is er ah please excuse me...bullocks), the Germans will always take the infamous prize as the most brew-soused.

I see that resident lamer porkmarras is still relying on the same old lame jokes & his same very lame overinflated sense of self is still insistently present.
porkmarras, just because the same group of high school kids & Brit contemporaries with bad attitudes reply to your threads over & over doesn't mean that intelligent readers appreciate your megalomaniacal leanings, you fucking burn-out. For instance, an intelligent adult like Tokolosh has clearly expressed that he finds you tiresome as well. But I guess none of that matters to you (as long as you can corral the lowest common denominator here), now does it? Your topics usually rapidly degenerate into a message-based version of a chatroom, and what's worse is that it's the most banal & wholly predictable chat imaginable from what I've tried to read. Your "topics" offer the casual user surfing for interesting links nothing and serve to only annoy the more-involved discerning reader. Your threads are often just chaos-pregnant feedback loops of self-referential homage to your own malaise, completely recycled from older posts, or a hackneyed mockery of other topics of the day. I suppose, in the end analysis, that it's your own prerogative to continue to be in denial and keep pretending that you have intelligent readers, but I, for one, can't be bothered to actually read any of these numerous porkmarras-authored threads that pop-up every single fucking day. Instead, I write my protests to hopefully get you to embrace reason because I can remember when you actually seemed very cool; of course, that was before you started behaving like a stereotypical miserable fag. Happy posting, dick. I'd be very surprised to see any reply to this post that demonstrates that you can muster much more than a smarmy sentence or two, and that should tell you something, but it won't.
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Old 09.24.2006, 07:46 AM   #105
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now where did you taste those two? ever been in Prague?

You can get these two on tap in the UK in many places these days. Staropramen for definite and probably budvar as well.
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Old 09.24.2006, 07:59 AM   #106
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You can get these two on tap in the UK in many places these days. Staropramen for definite and probably budvar as well.

That's quite nice. If you see a beer called "Zlaty Bazant" somewhere, give it a try. It's our national top favourite
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Old 09.24.2006, 08:06 AM   #107
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Ah, haven't seen that one before. Certainly not in pubs. A shop around the corner from me has a large selection of beers from around the world....if you can get it anywhere around here it'll be there. I'm not a big fan of lager at all really though. I have had a few bottles of this recently and enjoyed it greatly:

 
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Old 09.24.2006, 08:08 AM   #108
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Old 09.24.2006, 10:16 AM   #109
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Look for this bottle then.


i'll keep an eye out for it
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Old 09.24.2006, 11:20 AM   #110
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See what happenes when you go out, you miss a good conversation about beer.
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Old 09.24.2006, 11:23 AM   #111
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Пятхъдесят Шест is another notable rather milquetoast poster in the same vein that I still have an affection for despite his lack of assertiveness and perpetual avoidance of any controversy.
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Old 09.24.2006, 11:25 AM   #112
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why "Swiss"?
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Old 09.24.2006, 11:28 AM   #113
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They're historically neutral, like you are.
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Old 09.24.2006, 11:29 AM   #114
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I see, and I am neutral? damn now I need to start a fight with someone.
Before they call me pussy.
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Old 09.24.2006, 11:30 AM   #115
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No you don't. In this case, I'm just being an ass.
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Old 09.24.2006, 11:31 AM   #116
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I need to get drunk I've never been drunk.
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Old 09.24.2006, 11:31 AM   #117
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No you don't. I'm just being an ass.

You really aren't any good at being an ass now are ya?
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Old 09.24.2006, 11:32 AM   #118
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But I am good at being self-effacing and being an asshole at the same time.

It's just not really in my nature to be a bona fide asshole.

We can all learn a thing or two regarding staying neutral.

Well, at least I know I can.

Alcohol sucks; I'm drunk right now.
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Old 09.24.2006, 11:34 AM   #119
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But I am good at being self-effacing and an asshole at the same time.


We can all learn a thing or two regarding staying neutral.

Stay the course, Neddy, you're doing super.

Meh.

You're boring me now.
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]But I am good at being self-effacing and an asshole at the same time.

Stay the course, Neddy, you're doing super.


This is my cue to leave.
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