I like winding up americans
 

I've done it again tonight.A sport.

Who and how so?

It's not hard to do.

Us canadians make fun of them for their light beer.

our beer does suck, but you canadians came up with both molson ice AND labatt's.

.......and generally better art.

generally, i don't really give a fuck.

winding up americans is too easy, it's a bit unfair

i drink ale when i can these days, i'm a bit sick of all the gas in lager

heineken or stella please.

Wimp.

i will never refuse a guinness.

who?

You.

toilette, you MUST be a pussy if porkmarras says so.

What's that meant to mean?

Good call, I love em.

What do for getting drunk is drink one of these and then drink tonnes of coors light, because after drinking such a high percentage, a light beer tastes like water. But I seriously can't stand the taste of it, I'd still much prefer to just spend a little more and get the equivalent in Grolsch or Pabst.

light beer is bullshit.

think about it.

Americans generally speak a lot of bullshit.

why am i a wimp anyway exactly?