Ask Pookie - Page 31

Pookie · 02.20.2008, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Elmer.G.Lue

Dear Pookie,

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Sincerely,
Elmer.G.Lue

Because if it did, it wouldn't come out.

Seriously though, some glues work by “drying” out (in fact the solvent evaporates, concentrating the chemicals). Some work by reacting chemically with the air (oxidation) to change the chemicals into adhesives.

When glue is inside the bottle the solvent can’t evaporate, nor can the air get to the chemicals, so until they come out, they won’t stick!

Pookie · 02.20.2008, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by TubGirl

Pookie,

How come only your fingers and toes get 'prune' in the water and nothing else does?

Yours Truly,
TubGirl

You obviously have never seen me in the bath because I can assure you they are not the only parts of my body that "prune".

ALIEN ANAL · 02.20.2008, 07:19 PM

Pookie

how do i go about deleting history from a mac :P

Pookie · 02.20.2008, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by pookiefan65000

dear spookie,

i have been net stalking this wonderful person on the internet but that person stopped showing up at any of the places he used to when he went online; now it smees he is back and i want to profess my eternal love for him with a severed pig head with his username carved on the snout. what should i do?

yours truly,

pookiefan65000

A bunch of flowers might be better received.

✌➬ · 02.20.2008, 07:22 PM

Dear Pookie,

Where do we keep dreams in?

Sincerely,
Nostradamus.

Pookie · 02.20.2008, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Mary Eileen Ahern

Mr. Pookie,

In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?

Mary Eileen Ahern,
Leader of the Modern Library Movement

Are you related to Jesus H. Christ?

Pookie · 02.20.2008, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Addi Ct Edd

Dear Pookie,

Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?

Dr. Addi Ct Edd

I know I am. I can't stop giving people advice. As far as treatment is concerned, the prices I charge make my addiction tolerable.

Danny Himself · 02.20.2008, 07:30 PM

Pookie, you must answer for me this question;

If life is truly as short as people say, then why is the night so long? I fear I am sleeping away hours that could have been put to better use.

D. J. Fitzgerald

sonicl · 02.21.2008, 06:20 AM

What are you doing here, Pookie? I thought you couldn't access the board from work, and that Wednesdays were your day off?

Pookie · 02.21.2008, 06:30 AM

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Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL

Pookie

how do i go about deleting history from a mac :P

Give it a wash, you dirty bugger.

Pookie · 02.21.2008, 06:31 AM

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Originally Posted by ✌➬

Dear Pookie,

Where do we keep dreams in?

Sincerely,
Nostradamus.

If your dreams are anything like the ones I've been having lately, they're best kept in your head.

Pookie · 02.21.2008, 06:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D. J. Fitzgerald

Pookie, you must answer for me this question;

If life is truly as short as people say, then why is the night so long? I fear I am sleeping away hours that could have been put to better use.

D. J. Fitzgerald

Life is not as short as people have been telling you. At the age of 69 you will be taken to a fairy garden where you will live forever more. So enjoy your sleep my friend. (Bless)

█████████ · 02.21.2008, 06:36 AM

dear pookie

pans & company or pizza hut?

hungerly,
█████████

Pookie · 02.21.2008, 06:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Gastro Enteritis

Damn, I thought that one was familiar. Sorry!

Ok then...

Pookie,

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

Sincerely,
Mr. Gastro Enteritis

Diarrhea: frequent loose or liquid bowel movements? What's not to enjoy?

Pookie · 02.21.2008, 06:41 AM

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Originally Posted by sonicl

What are you doing here, Pookie?

I'm asking myself the exact same question.

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Originally Posted by sonicl

Is it true that you can't access the board from work, and that Wednesdays are your day off?

I've done you the courtesy of rephrasing your last sentence so that it is in the form of a question, otherwise I'd have to think twice about responding.

No I can't access the board from work, and haven't been able to for quite some time. And yes, I normally have Wednesdays off, but I'm having a few days off to use up my holiday entitlement.

Pookie · 02.21.2008, 06:44 AM

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Originally Posted by █████████

dear pookie

pans & company or pizza hut?

hungerly,
█████████

I have no idea what pans & company is, but I had a bad experience with Pizza Hut*, so go with the former.

* I went to get a pizza and watched the three people preparing the pizza as they shoved their hands down the front of their trousers before going back to putting toppings on. I think they were comparing trouser bagginess.

02.21.2008, 06:51 AM

That must be why they call it Pizza Sl(h)ut, then.

█████████ · 02.21.2008, 06:55 AM

Pans & Company is a leading Spanish chain of gourmet custom-made sandwich shops. Customers can select from a wide choice of sandwich fillings which is freshly prepared in front of the guest on a delicious ‘just baked’ crunchy baguette

Pookie · 02.21.2008, 06:57 AM

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Originally Posted by █████████

Pans & Company is a leading Spanish chain of gourmet custom-made sandwich shops. Customers can select from a wide choice of sandwich fillings which is freshly prepared in front of the guest on a delicious ‘just baked’ crunchy baguette

That sounds good. Just check for trouser bagginess.

RdTv · 02.21.2008, 07:42 AM

Dear Pookie,

I've recently lost my ability to use my left hand in an arm-wrestling match. Should I get a prosthetic hand or just a plain old hook, much like the kind that pirates of old used. Keep in mind I'm also currently in a wheelchair and have no prospect of being out of one for a long long time.

Sincerely,

Fillmore J. Whiggins

02.20.2008, 07:19 PM	#603
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	Pookie how do i go about deleting history from a mac :P __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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02.20.2008, 07:22 PM	#605
✌➬ invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: ιλ Posts: 5,754	Dear Pookie, Where do we keep dreams in? Sincerely, Nostradamus. __________________ We Kill Homosexuals!!!
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02.20.2008, 07:30 PM	#608
Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	Pookie, you must answer for me this question; If life is truly as short as people say, then why is the night so long? I fear I am sleeping away hours that could have been put to better use. D. J. Fitzgerald
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02.21.2008, 06:20 AM	#609
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	What are you doing here, Pookie? I thought you couldn't access the board from work, and that Wednesdays were your day off?
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02.21.2008, 06:36 AM	#613
█████████ expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,736	dear pookie pans & company or pizza hut? hungerly, █████████
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02.21.2008, 06:51 AM	#617
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	That must be why they call it Pizza Sl(h)ut, then.
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02.21.2008, 06:55 AM	#618
█████████ expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,736	Pans & Company is a leading Spanish chain of gourmet custom-made sandwich shops. Customers can select from a wide choice of sandwich fillings which is freshly prepared in front of the guest on a delicious ‘just baked’ crunchy baguette
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02.21.2008, 07:42 AM	#620
RdTv invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lexington,KY USA Posts: 2,512	Dear Pookie, I've recently lost my ability to use my left hand in an arm-wrestling match. Should I get a prosthetic hand or just a plain old hook, much like the kind that pirates of old used. Keep in mind I'm also currently in a wheelchair and have no prospect of being out of one for a long long time. Sincerely, Fillmore J. Whiggins
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