what fraction of gay are you? - Page 3

greedrex · 10.24.2009, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by FreshChops

If I like anal sex, but exclusively with females.... does that still make me a % gay? Is there some deep rooted gay-sex fetish buried in the closet somewhere there?

perv.
(it's a compliment)

SYRFox · 10.24.2009, 12:58 PM

I'd say 1/2nd gay

amerikangod · 10.24.2009, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Genteel Death

i have unmistakingly homosexual body features. My anus sends mating signals to other gays the minute i enter a room. It's crap that i fail at reproducing.

It doesn't just send the signals to other gay dudes. I could distinctly hear a muffled cooing emanating from the back of your pants. And I wanted to go there. You know, just to see what's up.

FreshChops · 10.24.2009, 03:39 PM

^^^ I gonna take estimated guess and say the dude who mentions his penis in just about every thread is.... oh, right at about .83 gay ?

[edit] description.... obsessed with the cock, but still straight enough to know who to use it on

Seandi · 10.24.2009, 04:09 PM

only gay enough to suck GAGA's dick

atsonicpark · 10.24.2009, 07:09 PM

35% gay, 65% straight.

Satan · 10.24.2009, 07:19 PM

notyourfiend · 10.24.2009, 08:24 PM

I'm 4/5 gay. I win!

Inhuman · 10.25.2009, 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead

davenotdead/terriblecrayonz + (conrad/nefeli ≈ satan/atsonicpark)πˆ = porkmarras

only morkparras can pull off being over 200% gay.

Genteel Death · 10.25.2009, 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by amerikangod

It doesn't just send the signals to other gay dudes. I could distinctly hear a muffled cooing emanating from the back of your pants. And I wanted to go there. You know, just to see what's up.

You so should have overcome your shyness and knocked on my anus. It welcomes many a recreational activity.

pbradley · 10.25.2009, 12:57 AM

Can't really answer in any fraction or percentage. I suppose it would be like a weak probability theory of converging variables... or whatever.

verme (prevaricator) · 10.25.2009, 07:30 AM

the deviant fraction.
the one i'm not is the physical/sexual attraction to men fraction.

davenotdead · 10.25.2009, 11:45 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7dYyD26ZXY

watch this and if you get half chub, add 1/3rd to yr fraction. full chub add 2/3rds.

if yr a girl and yr nipples get slightly erect add 1/5th

alteredcourse · 10.25.2009, 10:02 PM

How hot are the people that would decide me being gay or straight ? Are we talking drunken hands pressed through wet black tights gay, or leathery lizard-scaled hands wading through waves of grey flab in our 2nd condo gay?

davenotdead · 10.25.2009, 10:16 PM

gays moisturize. no lizard-hands

alteredcourse · 10.25.2009, 10:20 PM

So you're 9/10 gay then?

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 10.25.2009, 10:25 PM

1/10000th gay

Satan · 10.25.2009, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7dYyD26ZXY

watch this and if you get half chub, add 1/3rd to yr fraction. full chub add 2/3rds.

if yr a girl and yr nipples get slightly erect add 1/5th

i didn't need to see that
he really needs to work on his tuck game

davenotdead · 10.25.2009, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

1/10000th gay

dude chris taylor and ed droste. add 3000/10000ths to yr 1/10000th.

altered, lol'd

davenotdead · 10.25.2009, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Satan

i didn't need to see that
he really needs to work on his tuck game

so not even slightly erect nips?

10.24.2009, 12:58 PM	#42
SYRFox invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Paris Posts: 7,492	I'd say 1/2nd gay
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10.24.2009, 03:39 PM	#44
FreshChops 100% Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 738	^^^ I gonna take estimated guess and say the dude who mentions his penis in just about every thread is.... oh, right at about .83 gay ? [edit] description.... obsessed with the cock, but still straight enough to know who to use it on __________________
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10.24.2009, 04:09 PM	#45
Seandi stalker Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Milwaukee Posts: 535	only gay enough to suck GAGA's dick
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10.24.2009, 07:09 PM	#46
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	35% gay, 65% straight. __________________
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10.24.2009, 07:19 PM	#47
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	0.4
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10.24.2009, 08:24 PM	#48
notyourfiend expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: baltimore, murderland by way of new york city Posts: 1,454	I'm 4/5 gay. I win! __________________
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10.25.2009, 12:57 AM	#51
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	Can't really answer in any fraction or percentage. I suppose it would be like a weak probability theory of converging variables... or whatever.
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10.25.2009, 07:30 AM	#52
verme (prevaricator) 100% Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 746	the deviant fraction. the one i'm not is the physical/sexual attraction to men fraction.
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10.25.2009, 11:45 AM	#53
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7dYyD26ZXY watch this and if you get half chub, add 1/3rd to yr fraction. full chub add 2/3rds. if yr a girl and yr nipples get slightly erect add 1/5th __________________
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10.25.2009, 10:02 PM	#54
alteredcourse expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,503	How hot are the people that would decide me being gay or straight ? Are we talking drunken hands pressed through wet black tights gay, or leathery lizard-scaled hands wading through waves of grey flab in our 2nd condo gay?
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10.25.2009, 10:16 PM	#55
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	gays moisturize. no lizard-hands __________________
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10.25.2009, 10:20 PM	#56
alteredcourse expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,503	So you're 9/10 gay then?
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10.25.2009, 10:25 PM	#57
cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281	1/10000th gay
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