what fraction of gay are you?
 

what we know so far:

girlgun = 1/3rd gay
davenotdead = 1/6th gay
floatingslowly = 1/9th gay

you can only make it official if its in this thread. [also thread for synth to gauge his odds with everyone]

I'm about 1/2 gay. Probably closer to 3/8ths. Or something, I dunno.

predictions:

swa(y) = 7/10ths gay
t & b = 2/5ths gay
melly = 11/10ths gay

it might be easier to refer to this:

i only understand fractions

wut r fractinz.

If I like anal sex, but exclusively with females.... does that still make me a % gay? Is there some deep rooted gay-sex fetish buried in the closet somewhere there?

davenotdead/terriblecrayonz + (conrad/nefeli ≈ satan/atsonicpark)πˆ = porkmarras

yeah i'd say yr about 3/7ths gay

if I get referred to as "Ma'am" on random phone calls about 1/20th of the time.... does that make me 1/20th gay? 5% ?

inb4 some dude coming in here claiming he only likes the poon and would never touch a peen because that's totally gay and gay is so gross when you're a macho man and in fact he can't even touch his own peen cause that makes him feel gay for himself so etc etc

but the thought of ball-sacks under the action repulses me... this can't be true! This logic is bonk, please tell me it can't be true!!!

no, but i'll have to add that 1/20th to yr 3/7th.

so lets see, i have to find the LCD, which would be 140.

so 7/140 + 60/140 = 67/140 . pretty sure it can't be simplified any farther.

so freschchops = 67/140ths gay [official scoring]

i'm roughly 7/22 gay...

damn, we're getting into some failry specific fractions of gay.


predictions:

synth ~ 12/7ths gay

hayden ~ 17/7ths gay

prediction: crypto -50/87ths gay

yes, that's a negative.

Damn, that's so gay, that's straight back to hetro. That's like a 360 perversion.... so gay, you go back to hetro-sex just to fantasize about homo sex!

possibly, but crypto while listening/thinking/talking about grizzly bear

~~~~ 73/80ths gay [pretty damn close]

so gay str8 back to hetero would be an inverse right?

like 17/7 ˆπ (-1˚) ...?

all this talk about gay sex has got my head in a whirl.