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Pookie · 04.25.2007, 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by RdTv

cough-cough ah em!

I was doing you the favour of ignoring that question.

_slavo_ · 04.25.2007, 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by king_buzzo

Dear Pookie:awksdbcskeehbcsdnwebncuidfnvisdnfvdfjgnfjgf jgh jejfdhe jnejnjnej apowh aaaa jsndisuhfiurhu heuuhuh uhkuNiua!!!! oihuh@#$%%% ouhffrurhrhruhurh mr x.

you never fail to post witty stuff, buzzo.

Pookie · 04.25.2007, 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by _slavo_

Dear Hickmund,

enclosed please find my application for the worldwide Pookie-lovers club membership. Is the donation mandatory?

In the light of future cooperation,

dr. Alfonz Vrtinoha
Business unit director
Eastern European Pookie Admiration league, n.g.o.

No, but it is compulsory.

Pookie · 04.25.2007, 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Sal

Dear Pookie,

Your Auntie Mildred asked me to say hello to you. Why can't she say hello to you herself?

All the best,
Cousin Sal

We're not talking, since the Belgian bun debacle.

RdTv · 04.25.2007, 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Pookie

I was doing you the favour of ignoring that question.

Good man you are Pookie, a good man.

Pookie · 04.25.2007, 07:25 AM

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Originally Posted by king_buzzo

Dear Pookie:awksdbacskeehbcsdnwoebncuidfnvisdnfvdfjgnfjgfjgh jejfdhe jnejnjnej apowh aaata jsndisuhfiurhu heuuhuh uhkuNiua!!!! oihuh@#$%%% ouhffrurhrhruhurh mr x.

It's a fine line between love and hate.

_slavo_ · 04.25.2007, 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Pookie

No, but it is compulsory.

At least it's not obligatory, that'd ruin me.

nicfit · 04.25.2007, 07:52 AM

Some news:

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Originally Posted by Hickmund & Aesophustersen Benitez

Dear dr. Alfonz Vrtinoha,
we're pleased to accept your request.
From now on you'll be a proud lifetime member of Pookie's WWF (world wide fanclub).
PM me on further instructions, and if you'd like to become a member of our street team we will send you posters and stickers to promote our association in your town. We will... someday. The problem is, till now we raised a grand total of 3 aus dollars and a beer can, so we don't have enough money to print stickers and other promotional items yet. I (Hickmund) think we could sell the can on ebay claiming it was "used" by Pookie himself. Starting bet should be around 200 USD, If all goes according to plan we should raise 10.000 USD by the end of the auction. I'll drink it right now and then I'll set up a fake ebay account to post the auction.

H&A
Pookie's WWF CEOs

p.s. a huge "thank you" to Pookie for giving us permit to post public announcements on here. We promise we won't abuse of this possibility and won't hijack your column.
p.p.s. we are aware of the crime we commit and the risks involved in posting a fake auction on ebay, but this is all for a Greater Good, let's keep our fingers crossed!

king_buzzo · 04.25.2007, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Pookie

It's a fine line between love and hate.

I belive it is.

MellySingsDoom · 04.25.2007, 11:20 AM

Dear Pookie

Does blue cheese really contain natural amphetamines?

Yours teethgrindingly

MellySingsDoom

king_buzzo · 04.25.2007, 11:25 AM

Dear pookie,

Pm me.

Pookie · 04.25.2007, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

Dear Pookie

Does blue cheese really contain natural amphetamines?

Yours teethgrindingly

MellySingsDoom

Indeed! And not just blue cheese. Cheese has phenylethylamine (PEA), a naturally occurring chemical related to amphetamines which releases ‘happy hormones’ into the body and results in a sense of well-being and contentment.

For a while chocolate has been associated with this phenomenon, but according to research, cheese, and in particular Cheddar, has 10 times more PEA than chocolate!

Pookie · 04.25.2007, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by king_buzzo

Dear pookie,

Pm me.

You do realise I'm not a large-breasted woman?

!@#$%! · 04.25.2007, 05:35 PM

dear pookie,

i like the words "dugo", "curu" and "nikako". i can fathom the root of "depresiji". but about the other 3 words-- what do they mean? they look like they have an extraordinary sound-- like a made-up language. "nikako" especially. can you enlighten me?

yours,

-nokako

(ps-- you wouldn't happen to have any advice to deal with writer's block after one has blown a deadline, would you?)

Pookie · 04.25.2007, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by nokako

dear pookie,

i like the words "dugo", "curu" and "nikako". i can fathom the root of "depresiji". but about the other 3 words-- what do they mean? they look like they have an extraordinary sound-- like a made-up language. "nikako" especially. can you enlighten me?

yours,

-nokako

(ps-- you wouldn't happen to have any advice to deal with writer's block after one has blown a deadline, would you?)

1) Dugo, pronounced to rhyme with "few go". Earliest use in The Two Gentlemen of Verona:

"Thou art a dugo to fond desire."

ie Thou art a [fag-hag] to [foolish] desire.

Dugo = fag-hag.

2) Curu, pronounced to rhyme with chew roe, which coincidentally is also what it means.

3) Nikako, pronounced to rhyme with nikako. The uncomfortable feeling you get in the pit of your stomach when you realise you've left your work too late and will inevitably miss your deadline.

!@#$%! · 04.25.2007, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Pookie

1) Dugo, pronounced to rhyme with "few go". Earliest use in The Two Gentlemen of Verona:

"Thou art a dugo to fond desire."

ie Thou art a [fag-hag] to [foolish] desire.

Dugo = fag-hag.

2) Curu, pronounced to rhyme with chew roe, which coincidentally is also what it means.

3) Nikako, pronounced to rhyme with nikako. The uncomfortable feeling you get in the pit of your stomach when you realise you've left your work too late and will inevitably miss your deadline.

damn nikako!!

_slavo_ · 04.26.2007, 02:44 AM

Dear Pookie,

although being a regular heterosexual, I feel a weird tingling in my private parts, when I see Steven Gerrard on the pitch. What do you think could be the reason for that?

Kind regards,
Dr.Alfonz Vrtinoha
Eastern Europe

jon boy · 04.26.2007, 03:52 AM

dear pookie,

how can i be less gullable?

boy of jon.

king_buzzo · 04.26.2007, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

dear pookie,

i like the words "dugo", "curu" and "nikako". i can fathom the root of "depresiji". but about the other 3 words-- what do they mean? they look like they have an extraordinary sound-- like a made-up language. "nikako" especially. can you enlighten me?

yours,

-nokako

(ps-- you wouldn't happen to have any advice to deal with writer's block after one has blown a deadline, would you?)

Oh hat the fuck?

Dear Pookie,
Where the hell is !@#$%! from? He's throwing all these serbian words at me.?

04.26.2007, 11:19 AM

Caro Pookie,

Come ci si sente a rispondere tutte queste sciocchezze nello spazio di una mezza giornata, mentre i libri ti tengono occupato?

Saluti affetuosi

Giammario Squintazzi

Firenze (Italia)

04.25.2007, 11:20 AM	#430
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	Dear Pookie Does blue cheese really contain natural amphetamines? Yours teethgrindingly MellySingsDoom __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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04.25.2007, 11:25 AM	#431
king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	Dear pookie, Pm me.
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04.25.2007, 05:35 PM	#434
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,546	dear pookie, i like the words "dugo", "curu" and "nikako". i can fathom the root of "depresiji". but about the other 3 words-- what do they mean? they look like they have an extraordinary sound-- like a made-up language. "nikako" especially. can you enlighten me? yours, -nokako (ps-- you wouldn't happen to have any advice to deal with writer's block after one has blown a deadline, would you?)
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04.26.2007, 02:44 AM	#437
_slavo_ invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ðîññèÿ Posts: 10,901	Dear Pookie, although being a regular heterosexual, I feel a weird tingling in my private parts, when I see Steven Gerrard on the pitch. What do you think could be the reason for that? Kind regards, Dr.Alfonz Vrtinoha Eastern Europe __________________ you're the boy that can enjoy invisibility
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04.26.2007, 03:52 AM	#438
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	dear pookie, how can i be less gullable? boy of jon. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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04.26.2007, 11:19 AM	#440
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	Caro Pookie, Come ci si sente a rispondere tutte queste sciocchezze nello spazio di una mezza giornata, mentre i libri ti tengono occupato? Saluti affetuosi Giammario Squintazzi Firenze (Italia)
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