Ask Pookie - Page 11

Pookie · 11.28.2006, 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

dear spookie:

will i ever come back to the board?

sincerely,

everyneurotic
MxDxFx

Not if you know what's good for you.

Pookie · 11.28.2006, 07:31 AM

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Originally Posted by edward cheese

dear pookie,

now that your 40 and officially old and past it will you still answer these posts?

edward cheese, poole.

Evidently, but I'll be a little bit more bitter than before...and bald...and my paunch has grown somewhat...and my joints creak...and I've starting reading Q...

Pookie · 11.28.2006, 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by king-buzzo

Dear Pookie

I am unable to stop myself from typing meaningless shite on internet forums.

Thanks for the info.

Pookie · 11.28.2006, 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted by sonicl

Eh? Why does everyone always pick on Porky?

Lack of imagination.

11.28.2006, 07:40 AM

Dear Pookie...

what do you think about monarchies?

Pookie · 11.28.2006, 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Jico

Dear Pookie...

what do you think about monarchy's?

Monarchy's what?

jon boy · 11.28.2006, 07:52 AM

dear pookie,

the babies walking and talking and asking who his dad is. when are you coming home?

emelda smess, chiswick.

Pookie · 11.28.2006, 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by emelda smess

dear pookie,

the babies walking and talking and asking who his dad is. when are you coming home?

emelda smess, chiswick.

Just lie to it, the way you lied to me, you deceitful whore.

11.28.2006, 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Pookie

Monarchy's what?

monarchies, sorry.

what do you think about monarchies?

sonicl · 11.28.2006, 08:00 AM

Dear Pookie

I just dropped my lunch on the floor. I've scooped it all back into my lunch box, but before I decide whether to eat it or not, I need to know, how much dirt is too much?

Clumsy Oaf,
Fridgelockistan

Pookie · 11.28.2006, 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Jico

monarchies, sorry.

what do you think about monarchies?

Good for subversives. The pomp and ceremony undermine respect for power.

porkmarras · 11.28.2006, 08:08 AM

Dear pookie,
Due to some considerable health and mental issues i don't feel like saying/posting much anymore.It is been very nice interacting with you all this time.

Regards

porkmarras

Pookie · 11.28.2006, 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Clumsy Oaf

Dear Pookie

I just dropped my lunch on the floor. I've scooped it all back into my lunch box, but before I decide whether to eat it or not, I need to know, how much dirt is too much?

Clumsy Oaf,
Fridgelockistan

Depends what kind of dirt it is. To quote Donald Rumsfeld:

"As we know, there are known knowns. There is dirt we know we know.
We also know there are known unknowns. That is to say there is some dirt we do not know.
But there are also unknown unknowns. The dirt we don't know we don't know."

I don't think there's anything I can add to that.

sonicl · 11.28.2006, 08:31 AM

Dear Pookie,

What is it with you, eh? Why do you keep quoting other people in your answers? Do you have no wisdom of your own to dispense? You're nothing but a faker, aren't you? Why don't you go back to daytime TV where you belong? Eh? Eh?

Kind regards,
William Spiff-Williams JP

k-krack · 11.28.2006, 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by porkmarras

Dear pookie,
Due to some considerable health and mental issues i don't feel like saying/posting much anymore.It is been very nice interacting with you all this time.

Regards

porkmarras

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k-krack · 11.28.2006, 08:42 AM

Dear Pookie,

My wife has been slipping pills in my food for quite some time. I just act like I don't notice it, and eat around them, but I think I may have accidentally swallowed one just now. What could it be?

Worried in Wyoming.

Pookie · 11.30.2006, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by sonicl

Dear Pookie,

What is it with you, eh? Why do you keep quoting other people in your answers? Do you have no wisdom of your own to dispense? You're nothing but a faker, aren't you? Why don't you go back to daytime TV where you belong? Eh? Eh?

Kind regards,
William Spiff-Williams JP

As Confucious said:
"By three methods we may learn wisdom:
First, by reflection, which is noblest;
Second, by imitation, which is easiest;
and third by experience, which is the bitterest"

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Originally Posted by Worried

Dear Pookie,

My wife has been slipping pills in my food for quite some time. I just act like I don't notice it, and eat around them, but I think I may have accidentally swallowed one just now. What could it be?

Worried in Wyoming.

"There is no poison on earth more potent, nor half so deadly, as a partial truth mixed with passion."

So try to take a look at the box and if the ingredients don't include partial truth and passion, you should be ok.

SynthethicalY · 03.06.2007, 05:56 PM

Why haven't you answered anymore?

Love obssed fanatic of Van Gogh.

Pookie · 03.06.2007, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by SynthethicalY

Why haven't you answered anymore?

Love obssed fanatic of Van Gogh.

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Originally Posted by sarramkrop

Dear pookie,
Due to some considerable health and mental issues i don't feel like saying/posting much anymore.It is been very nice interacting with you all this time.

Regards

porkmarras

You have inadvertantly uncovered the root of the problem. If only I'd answered when he called out for help...

Pookie · 03.06.2007, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Pissed & Pregnant

Dear Pookie,

I have a man I can not trust. He cheats so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his! Help me.

Pissed & Pregnant,
Soutern Cali

Pissed & Pregnant,

This reminds me of the birth of a friend's twins. She had recently split up with her boyfriend and decided to let her none too bright brother name the children.

"So what have you decided?" she asked him after the birth.
"The girl I'll call Denise", he said.
"That's a lovely name. And the boy?".
"Denephew".

I hope this provides some comfort in your time of trouble.

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11.28.2006, 08:00 AM	#210
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	Dear Pookie I just dropped my lunch on the floor. I've scooped it all back into my lunch box, but before I decide whether to eat it or not, I need to know, how much dirt is too much? Clumsy Oaf, Fridgelockistan
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porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	Dear pookie, Due to some considerable health and mental issues i don't feel like saying/posting much anymore.It is been very nice interacting with you all this time. Regards porkmarras __________________
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11.28.2006, 08:31 AM	#214
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	Dear Pookie, What is it with you, eh? Why do you keep quoting other people in your answers? Do you have no wisdom of your own to dispense? You're nothing but a faker, aren't you? Why don't you go back to daytime TV where you belong? Eh? Eh? Kind regards, William Spiff-Williams JP
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11.28.2006, 08:42 AM	#216
k-krack invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: On Posts: 7,380	Dear Pookie, My wife has been slipping pills in my food for quite some time. I just act like I don't notice it, and eat around them, but I think I may have accidentally swallowed one just now. What could it be? Worried in Wyoming. __________________ sandwich klub 4 men. Danny is a C.H.U.D.
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03.06.2007, 05:56 PM	#218
SynthethicalY invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 7,408	Why haven't you answered anymore? Love obssed fanatic of Van Gogh.
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