Worst Album Titles Ever

dazedcola · 02.16.2007, 01:14 PM

You know those records where just by reading the name you're put off like you accidentally took a bite out of soap and have that disgusted look on you're face. Lets try and find the worst one yet!

Limp Bizkit- CHocolate Starfish and The Hot Dog Flavored Wated

that title is horrid

Trasher02 · 02.16.2007, 02:11 PM

Sure is.
I'd go for Mellon collie and the infinite sadness and Washing Machine.

EyeballGrowth · 02.16.2007, 02:33 PM

The first thing that came to my mind when I read the title of this thread was " Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavored Water "

CHOUT · 02.16.2007, 02:53 PM

That one REO Speedwagon album had a really stupid album title.

soniknirve · 02.16.2007, 03:40 PM

could've sworn the thread said "worst album tities ever".

SYRFox · 02.16.2007, 03:54 PM

Muse - Black Holes And Revelations

The Millie Jackson one obviously wins for the combination title/cover :=D

truncated · 02.16.2007, 04:24 PM

As much as I adore him, Sebastian Bach - Bring 'Em Bach Alive

Savage Clone · 02.16.2007, 04:25 PM

"Independent Worm Saloon" is a pretty stupid album title.

truncated · 02.16.2007, 04:30 PM

I don't object to nonsensical album titles as much as the painfully corny ones. Like "Whoa Nelly" or "J to tha LO."

ZEROpumpkins · 02.16.2007, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Trasher02

Sure is.
I'd go for Mellon collie and the infinite sadness and Washing Machine.

Holy shit, those were the two that came to mind when I saw this thread.

luxinterior · 02.16.2007, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by truncated

As much as I adore him, Sebastian Bach - Bring 'Em Bach Alive

So in other words, the greatest album ever made is also the album with the worst title ever conceived.

Sebastian Bach is a very complex man.

against_the_grain · 02.16.2007, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by soniknirve

could've sworn the thread said "worst album tities ever".

did someone say album titties ?

this one might fall under one of Kegmama's categories.

against_the_grain · 02.16.2007, 08:55 PM

As much as I like John Lennon, this album was titled Unfinished Music no. 1:Two Virgins

Yeah right ! Nice cover too, huh ?....oh geez...

luxinterior · 02.16.2007, 09:11 PM

If I could rename that Two Virgins album, I would call it "Hotties with Bodies."

drrrtyboots · 02.16.2007, 10:08 PM

Rather Ripped, now that's a good album title!

lungfish · 02.16.2007, 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by luxinterior

If I could rename that Two Virgins album, I would call it "Hotties with Bodies."

i literally laughed out loud at this. thanks.
it's not extremely funny or anything but it got a good chuckle outta me.

ZEROpumpkins · 02.17.2007, 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by drrrtyboots

Rather Ripped, now that's a good album title!

hehe

Onani Nic · 02.17.2007, 11:47 PM

Megadeth- Peace Sells.....But Who's Buying?

02.16.2007, 01:14 PM	#1
dazedcola the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,075	You know those records where just by reading the name you're put off like you accidentally took a bite out of soap and have that disgusted look on you're face. Lets try and find the worst one yet! Limp Bizkit- CHocolate Starfish and The Hot Dog Flavored Wated that title is horrid __________________ "I said I didnt mean to take up all your sweet time Ill give it right back one of these days If I dont meet you no more in this world then uh Ill meet ya on the next one And dont be late " -Jimi Hendrix ...And me just another dream theory, lost inside your eye "when my mind's uncertain my body decides what it will do to get through the hell of the night as I trip on the ocean that leads through your eyes well my eyes can't wait til they finally see through you"
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Trasher02 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,356	Sure is. I'd go for Mellon collie and the infinite sadness and Washing Machine. __________________ 666
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EyeballGrowth the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 992	The first thing that came to my mind when I read the title of this thread was " Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavored Water "
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CHOUT invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Minneapolis MN Posts: 3,128	That one REO Speedwagon album had a really stupid album title. __________________ Chout's rare Sonic Youth vids: http://youtube.com/SONICchout
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soniknirve the destroyed room Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 686	could've sworn the thread said "worst album tities ever".
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SYRFox invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Paris Posts: 7,492	Muse - Black Holes And Revelations The Millie Jackson one obviously wins for the combination title/cover :=D
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truncated invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,607	As much as I adore him, Sebastian Bach - Bring 'Em Bach Alive
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Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	"Independent Worm Saloon" is a pretty stupid album title.
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truncated invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,607	I don't object to nonsensical album titles as much as the painfully corny ones. Like "Whoa Nelly" or "J to tha LO."
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against_the_grain stalker Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: across the Hudson Posts: 502	As much as I like John Lennon, this album was titled Unfinished Music no. 1:Two Virgins Yeah right ! Nice cover too, huh ?....oh geez... __________________ Don't play what's there, play what's not there. Do not* fear mistakes. There are none* Miles Davis
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luxinterior invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Missouri, land of the free and home of the brave Posts: 2,351	If I could rename that Two Virgins album, I would call it "Hotties with Bodies." __________________ "I sweat like a fucking nun on Sunday...I don't even know what that means." - Sebastian Bach
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drrrtyboots invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: in the forest(s) Posts: 2,946	Rather Ripped, now that's a good album title! __________________
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Onani Nic the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 930	Megadeth- Peace Sells.....But Who's Buying? __________________ I don't give a fuck thats the problem. I see a motherfuckin cop i don't dodge them.
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