Keyboard porn

Glice · 03.23.2008, 08:07 AM

Keyboard porn, yeah!

The keyboard I use in work:

This is one of the more gorgeous things you can have under your fingers, a thoroughly sexual typing experience. A bit pricey mind.

http://www.techready.co.uk/core/medi...0cf36f1c13a4b1I had one of these that got cunted by some coffee. Shame, she was a fine beast.

Post your keyboard porn, yeah?

Green_mind · 03.23.2008, 08:23 AM

These look pretty smart, no more grime between the keys.

!@#$%! · 03.23.2008, 08:24 AM

smell the dried spooge

03.23.2008, 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Green_mind

These look pretty smart, no more grime between the keys.

That'd be also easily wiped if you were being naughty all over it.

Green_mind · 03.23.2008, 08:34 AM

haha, I think grime sums it up perfectly.

█████████ · 03.23.2008, 09:44 AM

this is called optimus maximus, erotic name isn't it?
the keys are small oled displays, that means you can make them look like anything your disturbed sexual mind wants to.

this one is called optimus tactus, it's still under development but as you can see you will soon be able to watch porn on your keyboard.

Johnny "Magic Fingers" · 03.23.2008, 10:27 AM

Geez, I came here . .

Sorry, should learn to complete my sentences.

Geez, I came here to get away from porn. But porn just keeps following me around to every site I go.

I'm gonna check out purethoughts.com - I'll be safe there.

Johnny "Magic Fingers" · 03.23.2008, 10:29 AM

SHIT!

I just made up that name and it really exists!

I'm in a stupid mood. Time 2 EFF OFF.

Phlegmscope · 03.23.2008, 11:04 AM

I feel I write more typos with the mac keyboards. not sure why, I'd like to get back to my filthy well matured pc keyboard.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 03.23.2008, 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by █████████

this is called optimus maximus, erotic name isn't it?
the keys are small oled displays, that means you can make them look like anything your disturbed sexual mind wants to.

this is one is called optimus tactus, it's still under development but as you can see you will soon be able to watch porn on your keyboard.

Wo bist der ABCen?

Anngella · 03.23.2008, 12:34 PM

Is it bad this thread is actually turning me on?

pokkeherrie · 03.23.2008, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by █████████

That t.A.T.u. picture makes me want to buy one.

█████████ · 03.23.2008, 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anngella

Is it bad this thread is actually turning me on?

OPTIMUUS,
MAXÍMUUS

Glice · 03.23.2008, 02:17 PM

That's a hot keyboard. Keep 'em coming.

floatingslowly · 03.23.2008, 05:16 PM

at first I didn't like it, but now I do:

it's white chrome sexy.

other than that and the crappy black dinosaur I use at work, the rest of my typing is done with virtual keys.

ZEROpumpkins · 03.23.2008, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Green_mind

These look pretty smart, no more grime between the keys.

Haha that thing is so nifty.

!@#$%! · 03.24.2008, 02:10 AM

the whore of christmas past

Cantankerous · 03.24.2008, 02:13 AM

i can type from across the room if i want

!@#$%! · 03.24.2008, 02:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

i can type from across the room if i want

http://dvice.com/archives/2007/04/sw...eloping_te.php

Cantankerous · 03.24.2008, 02:18 AM

neat, if cumbersome.

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█████████ expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,736	this is called optimus maximus, erotic name isn't it? the keys are small oled displays, that means you can make them look like anything your disturbed sexual mind wants to. this one is called optimus tactus, it's still under development but as you can see you will soon be able to watch porn on your keyboard.
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Johnny "Magic Fingers" children of satan Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: A downward spiral Posts: 318	Geez, I came here . . Sorry, should learn to complete my sentences. Geez, I came here to get away from porn. But porn just keeps following me around to every site I go. I'm gonna check out purethoughts.com - I'll be safe there.
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Johnny "Magic Fingers" children of satan Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: A downward spiral Posts: 318	SHIT! I just made up that name and it really exists! I'm in a stupid mood. Time 2 EFF OFF.
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Phlegmscope expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Finland Posts: 1,246	I feel I write more typos with the mac keyboards. not sure why, I'd like to get back to my filthy well matured pc keyboard.
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	at first I didn't like it, but now I do: it's white chrome sexy. other than that and the crappy black dinosaur I use at work, the rest of my typing is done with virtual keys.
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!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,564	the whore of christmas past
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