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Glice 03.23.2008 08:07 AM

Keyboard porn
 
Keyboard porn, yeah!

The keyboard I use in work:

 





 
This is one of the more gorgeous things you can have under your fingers, a thoroughly sexual typing experience. A bit pricey mind.

http://www.techready.co.uk/core/medi...0cf36f1c13a4b1I had one of these that got cunted by some coffee. Shame, she was a fine beast.

Post your keyboard porn, yeah?

Green_mind 03.23.2008 08:23 AM

These look pretty smart, no more grime between the keys.
 

!@#$%! 03.23.2008 08:24 AM

smell the dried spooge

sarramkrop 03.23.2008 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Green_mind
These look pretty smart, no more grime between the keys.


 


That'd be also easily wiped if you were being naughty all over it.

Green_mind 03.23.2008 08:34 AM

haha, I think grime sums it up perfectly.

█████████ 03.23.2008 09:44 AM

 



this is called optimus maximus, erotic name isn't it?
the keys are small oled displays, that means you can make them look like anything your disturbed sexual mind wants to.

 

this one is called optimus tactus, it's still under development but as you can see you will soon be able to watch porn on your keyboard.

Johnny "Magic Fingers" 03.23.2008 10:27 AM

Geez, I came here . .

Sorry, should learn to complete my sentences.

Geez, I came here to get away from porn. But porn just keeps following me around to every site I go.

I'm gonna check out purethoughts.com - I'll be safe there.

Johnny "Magic Fingers" 03.23.2008 10:29 AM

SHIT!

I just made up that name and it really exists!

I'm in a stupid mood. Time 2 EFF OFF.

Phlegmscope 03.23.2008 11:04 AM

I feel I write more typos with the mac keyboards. not sure why, I'd like to get back to my filthy well matured pc keyboard.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 03.23.2008 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by █████████


this is called optimus maximus, erotic name isn't it?
the keys are small oled displays, that means you can make them look like anything your disturbed sexual mind wants to.


 

this is one is called optimus tactus, it's still under development but as you can see you will soon be able to watch porn on your keyboard.


Wo bist der ABCen?

Anngella 03.23.2008 12:34 PM

Is it bad this thread is actually turning me on?

pokkeherrie 03.23.2008 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by █████████


 



That t.A.T.u. picture makes me want to buy one.

█████████ 03.23.2008 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anngella
Is it bad this thread is actually turning me on?






OPTIMUUS,
MAXÍMUUS

Glice 03.23.2008 02:17 PM

That's a hot keyboard. Keep 'em coming.

floatingslowly 03.23.2008 05:16 PM

at first I didn't like it, but now I do:
 

it's white chrome sexy.

other than that and the crappy black dinosaur I use at work, the rest of my typing is done with virtual keys.
 

ZEROpumpkins 03.23.2008 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Green_mind
These look pretty smart, no more grime between the keys.

 

Haha that thing is so nifty.

!@#$%! 03.24.2008 02:10 AM

the whore of christmas past

 

Cantankerous 03.24.2008 02:13 AM

 


i can type from across the room if i want

!@#$%! 03.24.2008 02:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cantankerous
 


i can type from across the room if i want


http://dvice.com/archives/2007/04/sw...eloping_te.php

Cantankerous 03.24.2008 02:18 AM

neat, if cumbersome.


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