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Tell stories, anecdotes about your body behaving in ways that make you smile a little and surprise the perception you have of it.
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Before some dude from Canada or something asks, I don't have any such stories.
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I'm old. There are no more pleasant surprises.
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Despite my advancing decrepitude, I, that is to say my body, produces extreme results from lovemaking technics.
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since i threw away my shoes, my feet have been very happy.
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I'm going to keep this post for the time being. I will let you know what I think of it when I need to remind you, AGAIN, that you fail at even simple things like taking the piss on the internet or being a self-celebrating moron for your own puerile reasons. You have been warned. Now, if you don't mind, fuck right off. |
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fisticuffs! yay! |
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Thats it.
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Experts define premature ejaculation as ejaculation that occurs within a minute of placing the penis inside the vagina. Nobody is sure what percentage of men experience premature ejaculation, and how often.
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![]() The blackhead close up. About 7mm of goodness. This awesome blackhead came out of my friend’s back....My girlfriend and I were delighted to see what the camera was looking at. A nice sub-skin level blackhead. Very dark and juicy. Dan said he suspected a carcinoma or something else of the worst sort. Being a pessimist he discounted our blackhead diagnosis. Then it got all Freudian. The blackhead looked like a little penis.
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My body sometimes does this thing during bubblebath, where it makes chocolate submarines. I try very hard, but once the wulfpack is on the loose, there's no putting them back in the subpen. O how i tried. Next time, I make cocoa.
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shakers?
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we call it the waving flesh, the ciao. the british win at this: "bingo wings". i thought you meant that fleshy little bit next to the armpit that pops out. it's horrible when you wear tight bras. i call them armpit boobs.
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maybe it'll work better with the motion, like animation.
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