ways your own body (pleasantly) surprises you
 

Tell stories, anecdotes about your body behaving in ways that make you smile a little and surprise the perception you have of it.

Before some dude from Canada or something asks, I don't have any such stories.

I'm old. There are no more pleasant surprises.

Many Holocaust victims would tend to disagree with that.

Despite my advancing decrepitude, I, that is to say my body, produces extreme results from lovemaking technics.

There you have it.

since i threw away my shoes, my feet have been very happy.



fuckit, that's a big picture...

I'm going to keep this post for the time being. I will let you know what I think of it when I need to remind you, AGAIN, that you fail at even simple things like taking the piss on the internet or being a self-celebrating moron for your own puerile reasons. You have been warned. Now, if you don't mind, fuck right off.

fisticuffs! yay!

Thats it.

I'm subscribing.

Experts define premature ejaculation as ejaculation that occurs within a minute of placing the penis inside the vagina. Nobody is sure what percentage of men experience premature ejaculation, and how often.

The blackhead close up. About 7mm of goodness. This awesome blackhead came out of my friend’s back....My girlfriend and I were delighted to see what the camera was looking at. A nice sub-skin level blackhead. Very dark and juicy. Dan said he suspected a carcinoma or something else of the worst sort. Being a pessimist he discounted our blackhead diagnosis. Then it got all Freudian. The blackhead looked like a little penis.

Afunso, if you would like to improve your performance, I will offer you tutoring for a.very low price, because you are my friend!!!!

Yes, I mean zenpenis mastery and what you can do with it.

:)

My body sometimes does this thing during bubblebath, where it makes chocolate submarines. I try very hard, but once the wulfpack is on the loose, there's no putting them back in the subpen. O how i tried. Next time, I make cocoa.
:'(

shakers?

..:o..

we call it the waving flesh, the ciao.
the british win at this: "bingo wings".

i thought you meant that fleshy little bit next to the armpit that pops out.
it's horrible when you wear tight bras. i call them armpit boobs.

maybe it'll work better with the motion, like animation.