Keith Richards: "I Snorted My Father"

noumenal · 04.03.2007, 03:32 PM

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php...show_article=1

luxinterior · 04.03.2007, 03:44 PM

"The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME.

That tickles me.

atari 2600 · 04.03.2007, 04:00 PM

I guess he topped Ozzy's ants then.

That is just...
nuts.

Katy · 04.03.2007, 04:04 PM

Bless him.

Rob Instigator · 04.03.2007, 04:29 PM

keith richards is more rock n roll than most of us will ever dream

Rob Instigator · 04.03.2007, 04:29 PM

BTW, that means he snorted up his dad with some coke 4-5 years ago.

tesla69 · 04.03.2007, 05:19 PM

Doesn't everyone do this with their dead parents?

luxinterior · 04.03.2007, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by tesla69

Doesn't everyone do this with their dead parents?

Nah, in my family we don't even cremate each other.

Katy · 04.03.2007, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by luxinterior

Nah, in my family we don't even cremate each other.

So you just eat them whole?

luxinterior · 04.03.2007, 05:32 PM

Well we use seasoning.

gmku · 04.03.2007, 10:33 PM

Probably made him a very stoned old man. Go, Keef!

SonicSam · 04.04.2007, 04:55 AM

Yawn.....when will people get over keith richards and the rolling stones? He's a washed out rockstar, who is in a band who are even shitter than they when they first came out. If you think being 'rock n roll' means taking stupid amounts of drugs and talking shit like this, then you're wrong.

Jt · 04.04.2007, 05:14 AM

I don't give a flying fuck how washed out he is. Anyone that snorts their own cremated father for a laugh gets my vote.

fishmonkey · 04.04.2007, 05:54 AM

i snorted his father too.

Jt · 04.04.2007, 05:56 AM

I had y'maa.

gmku · 04.04.2007, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by SonicSam

Yawn.....when will people get over keith richards and the rolling stones? He's a washed out rockstar, who is in a band who are even shitter than they when they first came out. If you think being 'rock n roll' means taking stupid amounts of drugs and talking shit like this, then you're wrong.

Ah, too bad. You'll never know the joys of true and unadulturated rock idol worship... I feel sorry for kids today.

gmku · 04.04.2007, 08:59 AM

Maybe there are parallels we could study between this and the Anna Nicole case. What do you think?

Rob Instigator · 04.04.2007, 10:42 AM

keith and Charlie Watts are the sole reason the stones are still worth anything.

luxinterior · 04.04.2007, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by SonicSam

Yawn.....when will people get over keith richards and the rolling stones? He's a washed out rockstar, who is in a band who are even shitter than they when they first came out. If you think being 'rock n roll' means taking stupid amounts of drugs and talking shit like this, then you're wrong.

Some people are just too dour.

gmku · 04.04.2007, 11:43 AM

I don't even think of the Stones as a working band anymore, really. I mean, what's left--two of its best members have been gone for a long time, Brian Jones and Mick Taylor, and Wyman's not with the band anymore. So... it's hardly the same band.

I'm a fan of the band in its 70s and 60s incarnations only. But Keith can still keep me amused with these antics.

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luxinterior invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Missouri, land of the free and home of the brave Posts: 2,351	"The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME. That tickles me. __________________ "I sweat like a fucking nun on Sunday...I don't even know what that means." - Sebastian Bach
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SonicSam children of satan Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: UK Posts: 269	Yawn.....when will people get over keith richards and the rolling stones? He's a washed out rockstar, who is in a band who are even shitter than they when they first came out. If you think being 'rock n roll' means taking stupid amounts of drugs and talking shit like this, then you're wrong. __________________
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Jt children of satan Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 345	I don't give a flying fuck how washed out he is. Anyone that snorts their own cremated father for a laugh gets my vote. __________________ Album of the Week: Pylon Gyrate 1980
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fishmonkey invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,670	i snorted his father too. __________________ "Pescescimmia ha grandi bulbi oculari blu, ognuno attaccato su un lato della sua testa, in modo tale da risucire a guardare indietro senza girare la sua testa pesciosa"
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Jt children of satan Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 345	I had y'maa. __________________ Album of the Week: Pylon Gyrate 1980
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Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 28,007	keith and Charlie Watts are the sole reason the stones are still worth anything. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	I don't even think of the Stones as a working band anymore, really. I mean, what's left--two of its best members have been gone for a long time, Brian Jones and Mick Taylor, and Wyman's not with the band anymore. So... it's hardly the same band. I'm a fan of the band in its 70s and 60s incarnations only. But Keith can still keep me amused with these antics. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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