Not enough gays on this board thread

porkmarras · 07.11.2006, 08:41 AM

On the other hand plenty of cunts.Raise your bums homos.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 07.11.2006, 08:49 AM

I've been a proud asexual for the last 5 days. Is that close enough porkie?

toxic johnny · 07.11.2006, 08:50 AM

From Syd Barrett to cunts and bums and swimming pools, where else but on the SY board.... !

Toilet & Bowels · 07.11.2006, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

I've been a proud asexual for the last 5 days. Is that close enough porkie?

being gay is close to being asexual?

Alex's Trip · 07.11.2006, 08:54 AM

Does anyone else laugh at the terms "hyperfag" or "ultragay"?

whorefrost · 07.11.2006, 08:55 AM

i saw this documentary about a male dominatrix/prostitute and he said he specialised in what is known as a "turbo-wank" causing me to guffaw heartily

sonicl · 07.11.2006, 08:55 AM

I'm not gay, but this board would fucking boring if no-one on it was.

porkmarras · 07.11.2006, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Alex's Trip

Does anyone else laugh at the terms "hyperfag" or "ultragay"?

i do now because i had never heard those terms before.Wait until the Daycare Nation's thread about Syd Barrett being gay conspiracy.ONLY ON THE SONIC YOUTH BOARD.

whorefrost · 07.11.2006, 08:56 AM

porkmarras · 07.11.2006, 08:59 AM

Hey sonicl!How was the holiday daddy?

porkmarras · 07.11.2006, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

being gay is close to being asexual?

I think that regarding sexuality we have made fun of SpectralJulianisdread before,haven't we Toilet?

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 07.11.2006, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

being gay is close to being asexual?

No, but going from heterosexual to asexual temporarily (which I have done before) is a rejection of interest in women, which is close to what turning from heterosexual to homosexual is, I just have never took the other half of the step- interest in men. Probably because I thnk butt sex is gross and I'd never put a dick in my mouth. My sex drive is creeping back in though, as well as my interest in women.

I don't know if you guys have made fun of my sexuality before. There is a lot to make fun of though. My last girl was cheating on me with a fucking twerpy bandgeek that she went to high school with and I caught her and I didn't have the nerve to beat the hell out of him, but instead I walked 3 and a half miles to town. I've also thought this one girl was nice and pretty the other day when I was talking to her, but then I found out she was 15(not the first time this has happened). Why do the nice girls have to be jail bait? It is so annoying. This girl looked older than my last girlfriend- she was built a lot more like a woman. My last girlfriend was a short little twig. She was 18 but could have passed for 13. WTF?

jon boy · 07.11.2006, 09:04 AM

there is plenty of bitchiness on this board. godamnit it sucks.

porkmarras · 07.11.2006, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by jon boy

there is plenty of bitchiness on this board. godamnit it sucks.

And bitches.

Toilet & Bowels · 07.11.2006, 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

No, but going from heterosexual to asexual temporarily (which I have done before) is a rejection of interest in women, which is close to what turning from heterosexual to homosexual is, I just have never took the other half of the step- interest in men. Probably because I thnk butt sex is gross and I'd never put a dick in my mouth.

so being "asexual" for the duration of 5 (five!) whole days, is close to "turning" from hetero to homo? let's ask a gay person when they "turned" from heterosexual and how they geared themself up to taking that "other half of the step" and convinced themselves into being interested in men, and if they went to through a five day period of asexuality prior to turning gay.

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Originally Posted by porkmarras

I think that regarding sexuality we have made fun of SpectralJulianisdread before,haven't we Toilet?

well someone needs to learn him

sonicl · 07.11.2006, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by porkmarras

Hey sonicl!How was the holiday daddy?

Excellent holiday thanks. We became hermits for a week.

We were somewhere in this valley:
http://f3.yahoofs.com/users/427f38be...gU7sEBu4p74KUn

This was the house we were in:
http://f3.yahoofs.com/users/427f38be...gU7sEBr4IA4TVX

And here's me having a swim in a pool in the mountains:
http://f3.yahoofs.com/users/427f38be...gU7sEBDELz5YFj

porkmarras · 07.11.2006, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

so being "asexual" for the duration of 5 (five!) whole days, is close to "turning" from hetero to homo? let's ask a gay person when they "turned" from heterosexual and how they geared themself up to taking that "other half of the step" and convinced themselves into being interested in men.

well someone needs to learn him

He's all yours Toilet.I gave up on him because he's not worth it.Eat him,do whatever you like with him.

golden child · 07.11.2006, 09:23 AM

at least i dont pretend like i have a cunt.

gmku · 07.11.2006, 09:23 AM

I'm not gay. But I like spending money on clothes, and I use skin-care and hair "product." I prefer Gilmore Girls over Ultimate Fighting, and the Food Channel over Spike TV. I once shaved my crotch area. I'd be happy to serve as an honorary straight-guy gay.

Tokolosh · 07.11.2006, 09:26 AM

is boring.

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